Chap.1 The dares begin

Abyss: I'm finally okay c: Told you guys, no sickness can hold me down! So anyway, much to my dismay I only got at least…well, two dares or so? Anyway… *snaps fingers*
IA: Abyss does not own us, again.
Abyss: ….Enjoy.

"Alright, alright, everyone here?" Miku asked. "Yep." Meiko answered her, though her voice declared that she was drunk and might have been seeing double. "Okay then, let's just wait for someone to get the dares from the mail-"

"GOT IT." Abyss suddenly dashed down the stairs, dragging an annoyed purple-haired girl with him. "Abyss! I can walk dammit!" the girl snapped at him. "Ah, Blanc's here already?" Len asked.

She looked away. "Idiot dragged me into this." "Anyway, I got the dares." Abyss said, holding up some pieces of paper. "How did you get the dares from up there?!" "I jumped." Silence fell.

"That explains the crash I heard outside." Gumi muttered.

"So… I'm gonna read the dares now." Abyss announced.

"First one's from a guest at the site…" he suddenly grinned. "I don't know what the dare is, but I think it's bad." Len said. "Oh hell yes it is for you and Neru."

The troll looked up from her cellphone. "Huh?" "Neru, Len, you two are a match for the rest of this chapter. NO OBJECTIONS OR YOU'RE ALL GOING IN A ROOM WITH A DRUNK MEIKO." Abyss said.

"WHAT!?" the two yelled in unison, flushed. "Meiko-san, do you need more sake-" "OKAY OKAY FINE WE'LL DO IT!" they yelled again. "Awww~ You two even say things at the same time!"

"DON'T RUB IT IN YOU IDIOT!" Neru screamed, hitting Abyss with a pillow she got from the couch. "Ow….." "Serves you right." Blanc muttered. "That's painful…. Anyway, next one." Abyss replied.

"The next one is from Anon….." He looked at the viewers. "Sorry anon! I'm just not really good at those pairings…" He smiled apologetically. "Anyway….. dare two, Miku you have to marry Anon for three chapters."

Miku spat out the vegetable juice she was drinking. "WHAAAT!?" "That's even louder than Len and Neru combined…." Abyss said, tearing up a bit at the pain in his ears.

IA suddenly stood up and headed for the door. "Oi, Aria, where are you going?" Meiko asked, apparently even more drunk than before (Abyss DID give her more sake). "Calling the other V3s for help in the wedding. Why?" "Lemme go with you then!" "WHAAT!? NO! NO!" Miku called desperately. But the girl and Meiko had disappeared out the door.

"Sorry Miku but you have to stay married to Anon for three chapters." Abyss said, glancing at Kaito who was now sulking in the corner. "Sorry to you too, Kaito." he said, as he began to sulk in a corner too, out of guilt.

"Fine, but he has to be an ideal servant!" Miku said, pouting and crossing her arms over her chest. "Ahh…. Miku's princess side is coming out again-"

WHACK

"OWWWW!" Gakupo rolled on the floor holding his head, while Miku angrily held a leek in her hand. "Don't. You. Dare. Mock. A. Princess." she growled, emphasizing each word.

"Oh, and you two." Abyss looked over at Len and Neru, who was forced to sit together because of the dare. "At least do something romantic for the chapter, you're supposed to be a couple."

"WHAT!?" "Please stop asking that, my ears are bleeding." Abyss said. "Just do it, any time now." "Fine…."

Len suddenly grabbed Neru and kissed her, making her recoil in shock. The others clapped, while Rin and Gumi glared enviously.

"Ahh….. it's done already." Abyss sighed. "Ah well, it was fun anyway. See you next chapter!"

Abyss: *collapsed on the floor* Ah, that was tiring. Remember to send in more dares and questions!