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Chapter 2 – What the Hell!

JPOV

I quickly followed my wife down the stairs of the house and then stopped. Alice was standing there with the biggest shocked look on her face. That stopped me to. Alice never, ever got shocked.

"What's wrong, honey," Then I looked around. The lounge room had turned into a catwalk and there were seats all around it.

"What the hell is this," Alice exploded, as I said before she didn't like getting surprised.

Emmet paraded out onto the catwalk in a hot pink shirt and shorts. "I've decided that we are going to have a little competition in this house. Us guys, that means me, Jasper and Edward, are going to have a little fashion show to show you girls who is the best looking guy in the house."

Alice still looked shocked, she quickly asked, "How did you do all of this, without me or Edward knowing?"

Emmet puffed his chest out in pride and explained, "Well I told Rosalie to keep changing her mind and think really loud thoughts while I quickly set this up. But I still haven't told her why so I guess I better tell her before she gets up me."

Alice still looked shocked and she felt irritated but then quickly she started feel happy and joyous.

"Oh my God, I just figured out what we are going to do for Bella to decide which guy she really wants." Alice started jumping up and down and I quickly sent a calming wave out to her. I knew what happened when she got to excited.

"We are going to have a competition to see which guy is better. They are going to do a heap of romantic things for her and we are going to have judges and everything,' she announced, "This is going to be great I can see it now."

Then as quickly as she ran downstairs she was up in our room finding paper and pens and I could hear her muttering to herself to figure things out. I quickly ran after her.

"Hey what about my fashion show?" Emmet complained.

"Sorry Emmet," I yelled, "but Alice has an idea that could change the future."

"Whatever, but just so you all know, this fashion parade could have changed the future too."


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