Hey everyone. Since Naruto Vs One Piece had a great start, let's keep this ball rolling! Now, I know I should be doing a proper review of something, but since I'm going on holiday soon and therefore short on time, I decided to do something that was more planned out and surprisingly popular! Enjoy
Warning: The language in this review may not be suitable for minors. If you're under the age of 18 and have not heard the word "shit" before, then go watch anything made by Uwe Boll to understand the definition
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We see Nukid sitting at his desk, once again dressed up like The Nostalgia Critic. This time however, he had not drawn on a fake beard like before. As he sat, he held a wide, happy grin
"Hello I'm The Nostalgia Kid! I remember it because you're all idiots!" Nukid greeted "Sorry for the delay with this chapter. After stating One Piece was a better series than Naruto, I've been ducking and hiding from Naruto fanatics ever since! Though, I think I can finally relax"
Nukid spoke a little too late. From his left, Nukid heard the sound of window smashing, before a brick flew at him and hit him right in the skull, knocking him to the ground
"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISSING NARUTO BITCH!!" a random, female voice screamed
Nukid groggily got up and onto his seat, rubbing his head "Ow….ok, NOW I can relax…..I hope"
When Nukid seemed to have recovered, he smiled "I love villains. Honestly, who doesn't? Deep down in all of us, there's a part of us that just wants to do bad things and be absolutely evil! But, what's better than one villain? How about a GROUP of villains!" Nukid exclaimed
"Today ladies and non ladies, we're going to look at the best of the best evil organisations to ever grace our eyes. Who are the most evil? The most cunning? The most badass? Let us find out, for this is "The Top 11 Evil Organisations". Why 11?….because I'm a bloody rip off" Nukid deadpanned
"Now…before we begin, let us stroll down memory lane, and think about those organisations which…..really sucked, just because I'm that sadistic!" Nukid proclaimed
H.I.V.E from "Teen Titans"
"Losers! Hell, the only member I liked left you for Kid Flash! So you guys suck….and Kid Flash and Jinx Rock!!" Nukid growled, before waving a flag saying "Big Jinx/Kid Flash fan"
Ginyu Force from "Dragon Ball Z"
"I swear they were all gay…..nothing wrong with being gay, but doing a dance mid battle just fucked me up as kid"
Sound Ninjas from "Naruto"
"Bland Ahoooooyyyyyy!" Nukid yelled
Kadaj, Loz and Yazoo from "Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children"
"Disappointing villains for a disappointing movie"
The L.X.E from "Buso Renkin"
Nukid slammed his head onto the table, covering his head with his arms "don't ask….please don't ask"
Nukid looked back up, and smiled "now, with that potential wrist cutting moment over, let's begin the countdown!"
Top 11 Evil Organisations (The song "When you're Evil" plays in the background while pictures of notorious villains pop up onscreen)
Number 11…
The Brotherhood of Evil from "Teen Titans"
"Growing up, I was a big fan Teen Titans Animated Series. I loved everything about it, especially the villains! We were shown a roster of villains ranging from badass to downright loony, such as Mad Mod, Mumbo and Red X" Nukid explained "But, with every series, there was the main villain. The Villain that had several episodes dedicated to their own plot, which in all cases, was connected to a certain Titan"
"In Season 1 & 2, the main villain was the masked, enigmatic criminal mastermind Slade. While Slade was technically a censored version of his comic counterpart Deathstroke, he was a great villain that gave the show much of its seriousness and complexity" Nukid stated, pointing forward to emphasis his point
"Season 3 however, Slade to the backseat to a new main villain, Brother Blood. Brother Blood was certainly a good villain. He was charismatic, loved the spotlight, and pretty much adored himself….The problem with Blood was that his plans in general were….pretty shallow. His plans seemed to go little further than brainwashing students, beating Cyborg and perverting Cyborgs technology for his own purposes. There just wasn't enough depth"
"As for Trigon….well lets say the execution of his character was not worth the incredible hype leading up to him" Nukid deadpanned. It was then that Nukids face lit up eagerly
"In season Five however, we were greeted with not just one new villain, but FOUR new villains. The Brotherhood Of Evil!" Nukid explained
(Scenes from the episode "Homecoming part 2" appear onscreen. Specifically, scenes with the Brotherhood Of Evil)
"The Brotherhood of Evil were first introduced at the start of season five, along with Beast Boy's old team, the Doom Patrol. During the two parts, we were introduced to its four key members. First we had General Immortus, a soldier who had served in every known war, giving the organisation the most experienced soldier in history"
"Next was Madame Rouge, the trump card and most powerful member. During the course of the series, she is able to take down several Titans with her ability to mold her body in any form, making her near indestructable. Add a cruel and somewhat sadistic demeaner to her, she wasn't someone you wanted to mess with" Nukid shuddered
"The next member was Monsieur Mallah, the Gorrila with a 178 I.Q. Mallah, despite his own great intelligence, played merely as the servant and right hand man…or Ape of the groups leader, a literal brain in a jar, The Brain" Nukid said
(Picture of the Brain appears onscreen)
"The Brain is described as "Intellect personified and evil incarnate", which suits the highly intelligent and deadly evil Brain preserved in a Dalak shaped jar. The Brain was not like any other villain. He showed no emotion, no feelings and treated his battle against the Titans like a chess match. He may not have been able to fight, but he made up for that with his intellect and leadership skills" Nukid explained
"Furthermore, Glenn Shadix voice for the Brain is….well…it's the greatest villain voice I've ever heard. When I think pure evil, it's this voice that comes to mind first!" Nukid stated
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We cut to a scene from Homecoming part 1, when Beast Boy is being crushed by Mallah, while the Brain faces the Doom Patrol
"Tell your pet monkey to let the kid go, Brain" Robotman demanded
"You are hardly in a position to demand anything, Robotman. In just a few moments, my quantum generator will be fully operational, and the Doom Patrol will be its first vitcims" The Brain preached, his voice synthonised, but you could feel the menace and evil he preached
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Nukid shivered "I know he may be helpless, but god does his voice give you hives!……By the way….Fuck Batman: Brave and the Bold for fucking up his character and making him look like a french pussy" Nukid added
"The Brotherhood of Evil could be best described as "villain veterans". You could certainly tell that they had been around for a long time because of the influence they had over the criminals in the series. This is shown clearly at the start of the series, when they gather almost all of the Teen Titans villains together and unit them under their control, with no complaints at all. The Brotherhood had something no other big Titans villain had, and that was complete control of the criminal underground" Nukid explained
"After the Titans assist the Doom Patrol, the Brotherhood Of Evil focused their attention not only on the Titans, but the next generation of superheroes. The Brotherhood decided to destroy the new generation, so that there was no one to carry on the duties when heroes like Superman and Batman left" Nukid explained, before shaking his head
"While this was a genius plan…it is in the end, their ultimate downfall. The Brotherhood underestimated the new generations skills and courage to stand together and fight. The Brain knew they were a threat, but he still seriously underestimated them. In the end, these old veterans were taken down by the new generation" Nukid said
"Still, while this fatal mistake lowered them to the bottom, the Brotherhood are number 11 because of their influence over the criminal underworld, and because they were pretty much veterans" Nukid finished, before adding
"Word of advise though, stick to the TV series. You do NOT want to know what they do to them in the comics" Nukid warned
Cutaway gag….
We see Nukid sitting at his desk, reading a copy of "Doom Patrol"
Nukid nodded "Ok, so the Brain steals Robotmans body for himself to use, I suppose a plotline like that was bound to ha….what is he doing?………what did The Brain just say to Mallah?….What is….why does he look like he's about to ki……..ah….ah!..AH! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!! OH DEAR GOD NO!! THAT'S FUCKED UP MAN!!! "
Nukid dropped the comic and ran out the room screaming. He came back in holding a machine gun, and proceeded to blow the comic to bits with the mchine gun. He did not stop until the book was blasted to pieces
Nukid lowered the gun, gasping heavily "You…cannot hurt….anyone else…anymore!"
End gag…..
(Thing To Note: The Simularites between Doom Patrol and X-Men are staggering. Both are humans feared by society, both are led by a man in a wheelchair, and bot have a "Brotherhood of Evil" as their enemy)
Number 10…
"The Millefiore Family" from Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
"What's weirder than fighting an evil superpowered Mafia organisation?" Nukid asked "How about fighting evil superpowered Mafia organisation…Ten years in the future!"
"Tsuna and friends encounter the Millefiore Family after accidently being sent ten years into the future. To everyones shock, the once proud and strong Vongola Mafia family has been reduced to near extinction with The Millefoire hunting down all Vongola members and their families to boot" Nukid grimaced
(Picture of Byakuran appears onscreen)
"The Millefoire are lead by the mysterious Byakuran, who hides his ruthlessness with a cheerful attitude. Byakuran is using his Mafia family to obtain the "Ultimate power", also known as the 7³. To do this, the Vongola Rings, Mare Rings, and Arcobaleno pacifiers together in one place. What does Byakuran intend to do if he gets all these? Well, we'll just have to wait and see" Nukid explained
"The Millefiore Family is made up of two groups: the Black Spell and White Spell, which was formerly composed of two Families, the Giglio Nero, and Gesso families Black Spell came from the Giglio Nero, and White Spell came from the Gesso. An interesting part of this is that since Byakuran used to run the Gesso family, the White Spell are seen as the "superior" side" Nukid explained. Something came to his mind as he began to look uncomfortable
"…..I…hope a Black person doesn't watch that and get offended" Nukid said nervously, before continuing
"The Millefoire are on this list not only because they've nearly annilated because they are one of the longest running villains in anime. Certainly, they are the longest running in Hitman Reborn, first appearing in episode 75 of the anime….well it is currently on episode 164, and the Millefoire are still going strong, showing no signs of true failure of defeat" Nukid revealed
"So, Millefoire earn number 10 mostly because of their tenacity and the powers that they use, which if you've already seen in Reborn, you'll know are pretty damn awesome" Nukid explained, before smiling deviously
"And if you're reading Legacy, you'll learn MUCH about as well………………I'm an advertising whore, shut up"
(Thing To Note: The battle with Millefoire introduced the series to the "Box Weapons", which has become a huge part of the story)
Number 9…
Organisation XIII from "Kingdom Hearts"
"Ah Organisation XIII, one of the most popular evil organisations ever made, and I suppose its no surprise. Organisation XIII is an interesting group to say the least. All thirteen members of the organisation are "Nobodies", creatures who have lost their hearts. Those who once had strong hearts keep a human appearance, and Organisation XIII consists of thirteen of these Nobodies" Nukid explained
"What makes these guys so popular and enjoyable is the amount of depth given to each and every member of the organisation. Everyone is three-dimensional, with their own unique personalities and traits. What is slightly mind fuckish about that though is that technically…they don't have emotions. How they act and what they do is based on the memories they once had of their emotions" Nukid pointed out
"This somewhat makes you understand why they're trying to do with Kingdom Hearts. You can understand their yearn for a heart, and it does make you wonder if they're truly bad people after all" Nukid said "done wrong, sympathising with the bad guys could ruin a groups reputation…but, Organisation XIII pulls it off well. The two standout stars being Roxas and Axel, who despite having no hearts, manage to become great friends and act as if they actually had a heart"
Nukid sighed "Despite well written characters and a level of sympathising, I honestly have to say Organisation XIII are overrated"
BANG
Nukid narrowly missed a bullet shoot directly at him, instead piercing through the chair. Nukid hesitantly got back up and sat back down
"Hey! It's not like I'm calling them the worst villains ever! I already said there's a lot I like about them!" Nukid snarled "But when you break them down and watch their fights and defeats…compared to other groups…they're pretty weak"
BANG BANG
"Screw you random shooter!" Nukid screamed, getting back up after dodging two new shots "Furthermore, if you did not play Kingdom Hearts: Chains Of Memories before you played Kingdom Hearts 2…then you're gonna have a hard time understanding why they're called "Organisation XIII" because believe me, Kingdom Hearts 2 does LITTLE to explain what happened in that game!"
Nukid shrugged "I honestly do like the group. I honestly think they deserve number 9 spot. But I can't honestly give them a higher spot"
Nukid reached into his pocket and took out a paper and pen, seemingly ticking something off
"Okay, I've angered Naruto and Kingdom Hearts fanatics. I just need to anger Harry Potter, Twilight and Evangelion fanatics…. and I've pissed off 90% of the Earths population" Nukid said to himself
(Thing To Note: In Birth By Sleep, you'll be seeing some Organisation XIII members when they were still human)
Number 8…
The Espada from "Bleach"
"After Aizens betrayal, Aizen used the knowledge he had gained in order to create an army of Human/Hollow hybrids. These Hybrids would later be known as the "Arrancar", Hollows which had torn off their masks and gained human like appearances. Not to mention Shinigami like powers" Nukid explained
"The Espada are the top ten strongest Arrancars in Aizens Hollow army, and like Organisation XIII, they were all incredibly well developed and three dimensional. The standout stars being Grimmjow and Ulquiorra, who both play a big role in Ichigo Kurosaki story"
"What is interesting to note about the Espada is that they are hardly like the primitive type of Hollow. They're all not so much sadistic and downright evil. Many of its members are calm, respectful and even show mercy…. except for Noitra since he considered mercy a weakness" Nukid adding. Nukid lowered his head down, shaking it with disapproval
"Had I done this several months ago though…the Espada would've made top five certainly. But…recent chapters have caused them to fall down on the list. Allow me to explain" Nukid asked politely
(Screen shows Captain Shunsui Kyoraku killing Esapde no.1, Starrk Coyote)
"Not too long ago, the 1st Espada Starrk was killed by Shunsui. Now, being that Shunsui is one of the stronger captains, I'm not surprised" Nukid explained
"What I AM bothered about is that Shunsui didn't need to use his Bankai AKA final form!" Nukid retorted "That's right! The second strongest Espada, beaten by someone who's not even trying his hardest! That's not epic OR satisfactory! Its just crap!"
(Screen changes to Espada no.0 Yammy Riyalgo getting beat by Kenpachi Zaraki And Byakuya Kuchiki)
"And as for Yammy" Nukid said "He's supposed to be the toughest Arrancar, it was such a surprise when he was revealed as the "0" Espada…. but look at recent chapters! He's getting his ass kicked by two Captains!"
Nukid sighed, calming down "Maybe I'm being harsh. But, I just feel like Kubo just gave up on them towards the end. Hell, it's like going to a job interview, impressing someone for 99% of the meeting….and then fucking it up!"
Cutaway gag…
We see two men in an office. One sitting on the right was an office manager, the other was a potential new worker. The Manager nodded with satisfaction as he read the candidates C.V.
"Hmm, this is very impressive! Straight As in School and Sixth Form, along with a University Degree in I.T. I believe you could be a great asset to our business. Have you got anything else to add?" the manager asked
"I take drugs and cheat on by bosses wife!"
"……………..Get the fuck out of my office"
End gag…..
"So, that's the ill fated story of The Espada. They're a great, well developed team who produced some of the most epic fight scenes in Bleach, but due to recent events, they are no longer the Juggernauts I once thought they were, and I generally wonder if they were a real threat to the Soul Society at all"
(Thing To Note: Each member of the Espada represents an aspect of death. E.g. Grimmjow represents "Destruction" while Ulquiorra represents "Nihilism")
Number 7…
The Gung-Ho Guns from "Trigun"
"The Gung-Ho Guns are gunmen like no other" Nukid said "Every member is a human who has sacrificed their humanity in some way to gain superhuman powers, often leaving the mutilated in some way"
"The absurdities and oddness of these villains fits the ludicrous series that is Trigun. But if No More Heroes is anything to go by, absurdity breaths originality and awesomeness" Nukid stated. Sign saying "No More Heroes = Best Wii Game" appears above Nukids head
"The powers that these guys have are just genius. Just to say a few, you've got a hot chick who can momentarily stun and cut off a persons senses JUST by lifting her eyepatch. A sniper who use a gun several meters long! A guy who shoots blasts with a Saxaphone, A samurai with a sword that also happens to be a gun"
(Picture of a Gunblade appears onscreen)
"…No, I meant a blade which had a gun fitted on it. NOT a normal sword with a stupid revolver grip!……Honestly though, The Gunblade sucks" Nukid grumbled
(Picture of Legato Bluesummers appears onscreen)
"The standout star is Legato Bluesummers, who on his own, is arguebly the greatest anime villain of all time" Nukid claimed "Some Trigun fans now might be saying "Why not Knives, Vash The Stampedes brother? Isn't he the mastermind of it all?"
"While it's true that Knives is the mastermind and Legato obediantly follows him, it was Legato who formed The Gungho-Guns and it is Legato who carried out the organisations sole mission" Nukid explained
"Not only that, but Legato can easily be considered the definition of Nihilism" Nukid explained "while Knives hates humanity because he is not one himself, Legato hates them because of the wrongs they caused him. Legato is a sick individual with unlimited telekinesis, being able to kill a whole towns population just by cutting off their brain functions"
"But…what is Legato and the Gung-Ho Guns mission? Is it world domination? Become super rich? No…." Nukid shook his head, before leaning forward
"…there sole mission is this….Make Vash The Stampedes live a living hell….That's right. They're here to simply put one person through so much stress and agony, that he would eventually commit suicide. HOW absoloutely awesome is that?!" Nukid exclaimed, before sitting back down
"The Gung-Ho Guns do have a set back. Most members get one appearance in the anime, and they're either killed or commit suicide right after. Granted, they're going against Vash and Wolfwood, so it's not like they had much chance anyway" Nukid said
"While much of their awesomeness comes from Legato alone, The Gung-Ho Guns are an awesome team thanks to their badass powers and their badass plot" Nukid finished
(Thing To Note: The Anime and Manga have certain different members, and the outcome of some members also changes)
Number 6…
The Principality of Zeon from "Mobile Suit Gundam"
"Hmm…how do I best describe Zeon?…" Nukid pondered "How about the Nazis in space! The simularities between Zeon and the Nazi is staggering to say the least!"
"The origins of Zeon isn't an evil one at all. Originally "The Republic of Zeon", Zeon was initially founded by Zeon Zum Deikun, who declared the Space colony named Side 3 would become independent from the Earth Federation. For the next several years, Zeon Zum Deikun and his followers dealt with diplomatic issues surrounding their independence in their efforts to keep Side 3 away from Federation hands" Nukid explained
"Unfortuanately, Zeon was secretly assassined by follower/assistant Degwin Sodo Zabi, who would then trick his way into become leader of Zeon. Changing it to the Principality, The Principality of Zeon would quikly gather a highly advanced army of Mobile Suits, and declare war on the Earth Federation!" Nukid summarised
"I know what you're thinking. "How can a Space Colony take on the entire Earth?". Simple….Mass genocide. In the first week of the One Year War, Zeon managed to kill 3 billion people thanks to a combination of nuclear attacks and the dropping of destroyed Colonies back onto the Earth" Nukid explained, before laughing
"I wonder what it would've been like to someone who was right below where the Colony was gonna drop?" Nukid asked
Cutaway gag….
As the Space Colony fell to the ground, about to engluf everything it hit in flames and explosions, one man directly below the colony looked up at it silenlty
"……..You know in the long run…..building gigantic space colonies directly above the Earth wasn't such a smart idea" the man sighed, before getting crushed by the space colony
End gag…..
"There are two standout characters in the Zeon forces. The first would be Char Aznable, the ace Mobile Suit pilot with the nickname "The Red Comet" Nukid said "Now if you've never heard of Char…..well you have no right to call yourself a Gundam fan
"Chars legacy on Gundam is so great and so important that nearly every new series has what is called a "Char clone", AKA a guy who also wears a mask. However, no clone will ever compete with the tactical and charismic Char who at one point leads the "Neo Zeon" army in an attempt to force all of humankind into space" Nukid explained
"The second is Gihren Zabi, eldest son of Degwin Zabi. Gihren controls much of the army since Degwin had became old and fragile. Problem is, Gihren Zabi is a man who strongly believes that only the strong survive, and had wild ambitions for the future of mankind" Nukid stated
"While some of you may already notice who he could be compared to….I'm gonna show you this scene from Mobile Suit Gundam episode 40….just to show you how fucked up this man is"
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We see Degwin Zabi sitting on his throne, looking down at his son, Gihren Zabi
"We've reduced the Human Population. We will then maintain these numbers with the superior races. It's the only way mankind can obtain everlasting peace, and it can only be done by controlling people through the Zabi family dictatorship" Gihren preached to his father
"Aah Gihren, are you familiar with "Adolf Hitler"?" Degwin asked his son
"Err Hitler? You mean from the Middle Ages?" Gihren answered (Middle Ages by Universal Century time, not ours….just making sure no one's a prick and says I don't know my history)
"Yes, a dictator. Completely out of touch with the rest of the world. You seem…..to be following in his footsteps" Degwin stated
"Is that so?" Gihren replied passively
"I established the Principality as a means to quickly unite the Zeons and to make the Zeon ideal a reality…But now…" Degwin said slowly
Gihren smiled "….Hitlers follower has managed to lead the nation to a dictatorship"
"Together with Kycillia" Degwin added, mentioning Gihrens sister
"Yes….just as with the Federation, a democracy will only promote weakness. People will only end up destroying each other, as they have done so in this war" Gihren said, turning from his father
"I'll be victorious. See for yourself how a Hitler follower fights this war"
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"……..His own father……called him a Hitler follower…….and he's PROUD of it!…..Jesus christ" Nukid panted, heavily shocked
"If I haven't made it clear why Zeon is so high, it's this. Zeon is in many ways, what the Nazis were…only on a much bigger scale. And just like Hitler and the Nazis, Zeon fell because he overestimated just how powerful his forces were"
(Thing To Note: In Japan, Char Aznable is a character on par with Darth Vader in terms of popularity)
Number 5…
The Red Ribbon Army from "Dragonball"
"Ah The Red Ribbon Army. Despite the seemingly nice sounding name, these guys were FAR from nice guys" Nukid stated
"The Red Ribbon Army is a military force who are trying to obtain all of the Dragonballs so they can supposedly wish for world domination. High ranking officials in the Army are given colours as titles, led by the big dog Commander Red" Nukid explained
"…Hmm, I wonder if it was like Reservior Dogs when Red handed out the colour titles?"
Cutaway gag…..
We see Commander Red surrounded by several military officials in the Red Ribbon Army
"All right, from now on we will all go by a title based around a color. From now on, I'm Commander Red" Red stated, before pointing to on soldier in particular
"You shall be Adjutant Black, you shall be Commander White, you shall be Captain Yellow, and you will be Commander Pink"
"Why must I be Commander Pink?!"
"Because you're a faggot! That's why!"
End gag….
"Priceless" Nukid laughed "Now honestly, I was orginally gonna have The Red Ribbon Army at about spot 10, since it's kinda lame that kid Goku destroyed the ENTIRE army. Until however, I realised something"
"The Red Ribbon Army are the only villains that have a big impact in Dragonball, Dragonball Z AND Dragonball GT!! Think about it. In Dragonball, they're fighting Goku directly for the Dragonballs until their destruction" Nukid started
"In Z and GT however, former scientist of The Red Ribbon Army Dr Gero creates super powerful Androids to destroy Goku once and for all…..And don't forget about Cell…I still have fucking nightmares about Cell"
"So, for playing a big part in The Red Ribbon Saga and The Cell Saga, and for giving Goku and friends trouble for half a century, the Rid Ribbon Army have earnt their spot on this list" Nukid complimented
(Thing To Note: Despite working for them, Dr. Gero, creater of the Androids and Cell, doesn't actually make an appearance in Dragonball)
Number 4…
The Homunculi from "Full Metal Alchemist"(Manga version)
"Like Organisation XIII, the Homunculi are human like individuals who seek to fulfill their leader's goals of creating a Philosopher's Stone. They can be identified by their bearing of the mark of the Ouroboros somewhere on their body, usually in places symbolic with their identities" Nukid explained
"In both the anime and the manga, each homunculus is named after one of the seven deadly sins. Lust, Gluttony, Envy, Wrath, Sloth, Greed and Pride" Nukid said "However, this list is talking drectly about the Manga version of the Homunculi. Why? Because the Manga version kicks the animes ass!"
"You see, the manga and the anime have very different interpretations of the Homunculi. In the anime, homunculi are created when someone performs a human transmutation to revive a dead person. They will fail to revive the intended person, and will instead create a homunculus that looks almost exactly like the deceased target" Nukid explained
"This sorta makes them like Nobodies because they're pretty much humans without a soul. The follow Dante because she promises to make them complete humans, so you can sorta sympothise with what they're doing"
"In the Manga however, a Homunculi is created when a Philosipher stone is embedded into a persons body, and trust me, they DO NOT want to be human. They consider themselves superhuman, and believe humans to be inferior creatures" Nukid revealed
"So, the Manga Homunuli are number 4 because they commit several horrible acts across the country, ranging from murdering fan favourite Maes Hughes, to causing the Genocide of the whole Ishbal race! All so that their leader, Father, can slowly create a gigantic Transmutation circle, and create chaos across the country" Nukid explained
"Don't the Homunculi care about the millions of lives they'll be killing?" Nukid shurgged "Why should they? They see themselves as the superior race. To them, it's no different than crushing ants"
(Thing To Note: The Manga and Anime have several different members, or in Bradleys case, his name changes from "Pride" to "Wrath"
Number 3…
The Akatsuki from "Naruto"
"Gotta admit, if you learn enough Jutsus, you can become one tough asshole. And if someone tough enough betrays their village, it can be a whole lot of shit for the Ninja world" Nukid stated
"The Akatsuki is an organisation consisting of but 9 members. These 9 are missing nins, who go across the various countries and are hired for missions, like mercenaries"
"However, if only it were that simple. Akatsuki are truly gaining as much funding as possible so that more and more less stable countries will rely on them more and more. Add to the fact that they're trying to captre and seal all those with Tailed Beasts inside them for their ultimate weapon…..well, you've got a group close to their goal, world domination" Nukid stated
M. Bison: "OF COURSE!"
"FUCK OFF BISON!!" Nukid screamed back, before calming down and returning to the discussion
"In a very similar sense to Organisation XIII, The Akatsuki have an isanely huge fanbase. But unlike Org. XIII, I feel it is a worthy recognition"
BANG BANG BANG
After he was certain the shooting was over, Nukid slowly sat back onto his chair "I sometimes wonder if I have a deathwish when I insult stuff with huge fanbases……Nah, I'll be fine"
"The reason I say this is because not only are they well developed in personality, but they're even more well developed in ability! Every members powers are not only unique, but incredibly powerful, meaning Jonin like Maito Gai or even Kakashi can't compare to some"
"Akatsuki also breaks a somewhat cliché in having a "good bad guy" in the group until Itachi's past is revealed. While some are obviously more sadistic than others, none of them are in the group for a good reason, albeit Peins perverted idea of good and bad" Nukid added
Hell, even though Itachi was proven to be good, he NEVER acted like a good guy beforehand. He acted just as merciless as every other member……I wonder how he coped!"
Cutaway gag….
We see Itachi watching from the sidelines as Kisame, Deidara and Hidan kill and mutilate several defenceless ninjas
"Haha! This is fun!" Kisame laughed as he slicked flesh with his blade
"Hail Jashin motherfuckers!" Hidan laughed maniacally
"I'll show you that my art is a bang!" Deidara laughed, blowing up several Ninjas
As he watched, Itachi lifted a shaking hand, holding a Kunai to his own neck, before forcefully pulling it back down with his other hand
End gag….
"So, Akatsuki earn number 3 simply because they are 9 absoloute badasses, and honestly, Kishimotos shining achievement"
(Thing To Note: Tobi, a once thought childish and funny member, is actually Madara Uchiha and real leader of the group)
Number 2…
The World Government from "One Piece"
"…..You know, we complain a lot about our governments. You Americans whine so much about Barack Obama, while we British complain about Gordon Brown" Nukid said solemnly
"But guys, despite their negatives…..they are nowhere near as bad as The World Government! THESE are the most corrupted, sickest, most fucked up people you'll ever see" Nukid stated
"The World Government is affiliated with roughly 170 countries from around the world, and while they mostly allow countries to run their country how they wish, the World Government has every country on a leash to them, and believe me…..if they had to rid a whole countries population with a Buster call…..they'd do it" Nukid stated, very serious
"You see, in order to justify the horrible acts they did, The World Government created the term "Absoloute Justice". What is Absoloute Justice? Well, here's a list of things which define Absoloute Justice:"
1. Anyone connected to criminals, no matter who they are, can be arrested even if they have not done anything. Even if the criminal is family, they must be captured or killed. Particularly with dangerous criminals, women carrying their children or the children of the criminal, can be arrested or killed to prevent the possibilities of the child continuing their parents' actions
2. All individuals noted to have done illegal activities or criminal acts will be reported to Marine HQ and issued bounties, based the known information on their threat level. Regardless of the circumstances
3. Raising the Jolly Roger, mentioning, or being associated with pirates can be taken as a criminal offense
4. Any country caught harboring pirates can have further actions taken against them
5. Destroying an island to eliminate a problem is an option
6. Innocent lives can be taken to prevent the possibility of a criminal escaping
7. Any Marine who hesitates to take action against a criminal as ordered can face punishment
8. Criminals are used by the World Government to serve their purposes and to restrain their further criminal activities, such as the Shichibukai
9. Slavery is ignored as it is seen as an effective means to handle criminals
"…..Wow…..I think that explains everything. The World Government are merciless tyrants who will become worse than the Pirates themselves in order to keep control over the world" Nukid shuddered
"Out of all the organisations on this list, The World Government is by far the most powerful" Nukid said "They have the Shichibukai, the CP9, the Rear Admirals, the Pacifista and the three invinscible Marine Admirals. All these put together means that the World Government have little problem overcoming resistance"
"And you know what makes it all worse?……They generally believe they're doing the right thing. To them, it is all a necessary sacrifice for peace and justice" Nukid sighed
"If you get far enough into One Piece, you'll see that the Straw Hat Crews biggest foe isn't rival pirates, but the unstoppable World Government. People wonder why I think One Piece is the best Shonen Manga, well one of 100 reasons I have is because it truly questions what is right and wrong, and what true justice is"
After a few seconds, Nukid lit up and smiled "And now, we come to our final organisation. Honestly though, you have only one second to guess the obvious…..1!"
(Thing To Note: In terms of power, The World Government is by far the strongest Evil Organisation of all time)
Number 1…
Millennium from "Hellsing"
"WHO else could it be?!!" Nukid exclaimed "what other organisation in the ENTIRE world can be as awesome as Millennium?!! NONE!"
"I..I…I can't even put it into words. Listen, if you're new to Hellsing, I assure you that I'm not even touching the surface on how fucking brilliant Millennium is. However, I'm gonna try my best" Nukid stated, breathing in calmly
"Millenniums story starts over 60 years ago during World War 2. Hitler orders that an SS officer known only as "The Major" work on creating Vampires loyal to the Third Reich, and a to create a reich that would last a 1000 years, hence the name Millennium" Nukid said
"With him was a verious range of vampires and monster. Just to name a few, there was his right hand man, The Doctor. Millenniums trump card, the silent Werewolf The Captain. Magic bullet shooter Rip Van Winkle, an of course, the cat eared boy who is "everywhere and nowhere" Schrodinger"
"Their original plans were foiled by a young Walter and a very femine Alucard, but it was revealed that Millennium had escaped and gone into hiding, waiting several decades as they created an army of 1000 vampires" Nukid explained
"So, are they gonna restart their original plan and create a new Third Reich. Are they gonna continue Hitlers orders? What is their purpose?!" Nukid demanded
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Screen changes to the scene from "Helsing OVA IV", when the Major is talking to Integra Hellsing
"To put it in the simplest terms Fraulein, our purpose, is a complete lack of purpose!" The Major declared
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"That pretty much somes it up nicely. What seperates Millennium from any other evil organisation is that they have no real goal. There's no "conquer the world" or "save the world". Hell, it's not even "destroy the world". Millennium are starting a war for the simple fact they want a war" Nukid revealed
"This means that there is no bargaining or chance of mercy from them. Why would they not go to war when that's all they want?! In basic terms, they just want fun, and they gonna have a lot of fun by invading and killing everyone in London" Nukid stated
"Consider all this. I'm British. I love London. I hate the idea of war and I certainly don't like people who love it…………but this is what happened to me when I first saw "The Majors Speech" Nukid said slowly
Cutaway gag…
Nukid sat at his desk watching "Hellsing OVA IV"
"Aw man, a madman talking about how much he likes war? This'll be hard to watch" Nukid groaned
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"My Friends, it has often been said that i like var. My friends, I like var. No, friends, I LOVE VAR!! I love holocaust. I love blitzkrieg. I love defensive lines. I love seiges. charges. I love mop-up operations and retreats. Var across the praires, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through the desert, in the sea, in the air, i love every act of war that can occur upon this earth" The Major preached in front of all 1000 Millennium members
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"W…wow….that was kina easy to listen to" Nukid admitted
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"I love blasting the enemy to smitherine with artillery salvos that thunder across the line of battle. My heart leaps with joy venever a soldier is tossed into the air and cut down by vell placed sniper rounds. I love it ven a Tiger tank smashes un enemy tank vith its 88mm the feeling that comes when a soldier vould run screaming from the blazing tank only to be mowed down by machine gun fire, its such an esquisite feeling. I love it ven the infantry ranks owerrun the enemy line, bayonets first. It moves me ven I remember the sight of a new recruit in a state of panic, stabbing un already dead enemy soldier over und over"
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"Holy……why am I enjoying this?!"
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"Gentlemen, my battalion of comrades who follow me... Pray tell, vat do you vish for? Do you vish for var as a matter of course? Do you vish for a merciless, shitlike var? Do you vish for a stormlike conflict vich runs the gamut of blowing steel und striking flame, killing ewery crow in the entire vorld?" The Major asked
"Krieg! Krieg! Krieg! Krieg, Krieg, Krieg!" chanted the vampire Nazis
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"Krieg! Kreig! Kreig!" Nukid chanted along too
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"Friends……let's bring them hell…" The Major finished
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"YES!! LET'S KILL THE BRITISH BASTARDS!! KKKRRREEEEIIIIGGGGGG!!!!!" Nukid roared, running out of his room….supposedly to London
End gag….
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I think I've just summed it up perfectly. Millennium is the ultimate evil organisation because despite all the horrible things that they do…..and no matter how good of a person you are…..part of you WILL root for these. I garuntee it" Nukid stated
"At the start of this chapter, I said that there is a part in all of us that wants to be evil. Well, I believe Millennium is the embodiment of that part in us. I decree that Millennium is….The Greates Evil Organisation of all time!"
(Screen shows The Major with a crown on his head saying "Number 1")
(Thing To Note: While Alucard is Hellsings trump card and Anderson is Iscariots, The Werewolf Captain can be considered Millenniums trump card)
"Well, this has certainly been fun to write. Now, I know some of you will disagree with my list, and I respect any opposing opinion……but please….resist the urge to stab me with something sharp" Nukid pleaded
"I'm the Nostalgia Kid, I remember it becase you're all idiots!" Nukid said, before getting off his chair and walking away
Well, there's my first Top 11. Hope you enjoyed, and see you all in a weeks time. Off to Eygpt!
