Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and I finally took down that first thing were I told you about the characters. I took it down because some other people kept BITCHING about it. Let me just do the chapter.

Marie's POV

These have to be the cutest kittens ever, especially the blonde one.

"I call dibs on Blondie." I yelled immediately. The cat look like it glared at me but I just shook it off I mean cats can't glare right?

"I want the ginger with silver marks on it." Lydia said while smiling at the kitten. When she picked him up he struggled for a while then settled down. She nodded her head at Lysianna. Lysianna looked confused to what she was nodding at her about. Lydia sighed and said:" Pick a cat." she told her. Lysianna looked around in the box before picking out an all black cat with red eyes. Lysianna stared at it before she sighed.

"I am so going to have bad luck." she said while sitting the cat down. I took out the rest of them while Ayla picked up the all red one.

"Hey what are we going to name them?" I asked while stroking the blonde one.

"Prince Fluffles" Lysianna said while holding the cat up it looked like it was going to kill her. I heard a lot of meowing and it looked like they were laughing.

"What should I name him?" I asked while holding the blonde cat up.

"Transvestite." Lydia said.

"You're still on that?" I asked while looking at her.

"Yes you're in love with a she-male." She stated plainly.

"Well you're in love with a corpse." I said back.

"Well at least the corpse actually looks like a man."

"What're you two arguing about?" Ayla asked.

"Stay out of it Ayla." We yelled at the same time.

Ayla's POV

They're yelling at me I didn't do anything, but I'm getting really tired of hearing this.

"HEY!" I yelled. They looked over at me I took a deep breath and said:" Can we please just finish the naming?" I asked getting very tired of the arguing. The mumbled to each other then we got back to naming.

" Okay did you name him Marie?" I asked her.

"Yeah I'm just gonna name him explosion." she said the cat looked happy if they could look like that. She let the cat go after she said it.

"I'm gonna name him eternal." I told them. They looked confused at the name.

"Why that name?" Lysianna asked.

"I don't know I just said the first thing on my mind." I told them while letting the red cat go to the blonde one.

"My turn, I'm naming this one god." Lydia said while she's still stroking the cat. He tensed up at the name god but relaxed after awhile. We all rolled our eyes at the name she gave him. She started gagging we got nervous and sat the cat's down calling her name. She started wheezing she pushed the cat off of her. We all shot up looking for her inhaler I grabbed her purse, Lysianna went in her bathroom, while Marie went into her room.

"I found it!" Marie screamed. We ran back into the room and saw the cats were surrounding her. I pushed them out the way and put the inhaler in her mouth and pressed the button on there a couple of times. She stopped gagging and wheezing, then she started to breathe correctly again.

"Thanks guys." she said while still breathing deeply. She looked over to the cats, they were looking at her with curious names.

"That's what you call an asthma attack." she told them while laying back on her floor.

"You're okay right?" Lysianna asked. Lydia nodded her head and turned her head away.

"Do you want to finish naming them?" I asked her. She nodded her head while picking up the cat that she had earlier. It was laying on her stomach.

Pein's POV

I don't know where we are or how we turned to cat's its like someone wiped our memories. I can't remember anything that happened.

"Does anyone remembered what happened to us?" I asked them.

"We were all in the hideout then after that nothing." Itachi said.

"Well I wanna know why the fuck I'm a cat any way's. This fucking sucks." Hidan yelled.

"Hidan will you please shut up." Kakuzu stated at Hidan with a glare.

"You don't fucking tell me what to do." Hidan said back to him.

"Enough I don't want any arguing." I said before they could start arguing.

"Leader-sama, we need to figure out how to get out of these bodies." Tobi said.

"I know I'll figure something out." I said while closing my eyes. I felt myself being picked up I turned my head around and noticed it was the girl that had what they call an 'asthma attack' whatever that is. I heard her friend say something about naming the rest of us. I saw her friend pick up Tobi. He meowed at her and licked her face. I rolled my eyes at his antics.

"You are here named lolly." the girl known as Ayala stated. Tobi just meowed at her again and walked away to Deidara. Deidara hissed at him and tried to hit him. They started to fight until I hissed at them.

"You two stop now." I hissed at them.

"The girl that was next to Ayla, Marie I think, picked up Kakuzu. She reached into her pocket and pulled out a 5 dollar bill. Kakuzu perked up at the money and tried to grab it with his paw.

"His name is now money." Ayla said. She picked up Hidan and he tried to scratch her up but she held him away from her face.

"His name's Killer." Lydia said looking at Hidan while he was trying to scratch up Ayla's face.

Ayla glared at Hidan and put him down she picked up Konan and held her up to Lysianna.

"Definitely angel." she said immediately. I looked at Konan who just shrugged it off and laid down when the girl put her down. Next she picked up Kisame, and she started to smile.

"Samehada is his name." she said while putting him down. Kisame was nervous and I was too. I wanna know who these girls are and how they know us.

"Okay last one I was thinking maybe cannibal." Marie said. I felt myself being moved again I saw Lydia lifting her body to a sitting position still holding me.

Lysianna's POV

"Hey guys?" I said while holding up prince Fluffles. They looked over at me waiting for what I was going to say. "He is the almighty fluffy, fear the fluffy, FEAR IT!" I said while shaking him a little bit. Once I finished saying that and laughing I asked:

"Hey shouldn't we feed them something?" I asked while holding Prince Fluffles and Samehada

"Yeah we should, I'll get them some food and drink." Lydia said while getting up. She sniffed the cat and her eyes widened. "We also need to give them a bath." She said. I sniffed the two I had and nodded. She walked into the kitchen and came back with water and some ham. She broke it off and gave some to all of them. When they were all done eating we took them up stairs and I made the water warm. We took all of them and put all of them in next thing you know

POOF!

All of the akatsuki members are in Lydia's bathroom. "Itachi knock all them out." I heard Pein say then everything went black.

I swear this is long I just had to correct some things in it remember please review blah blah blah good bye and I'm posting a new chapter right after this.