Such Tedious work. So little time. It turns out clearing out all mortals can be a challenging task for even a goddess of my caliber. They were easy to dispose of but locating them what made it so…aggravating.

After I had my fun with Cado in his timeline I returned to my original timeline to begin my mortal cleansing with the aide of my other half. The air was filled with their incessant screams of agony and pain, the streets were awash in the ashes of their pathetic bodies. At first, It brought such a wonderful smile to my face to finally see justice being done the right way-MY way. And yet somehow the mortals found someway to anger me even during that as well…they made themselves scarce and formed resistances to combat me.

Not only was finding the scumbags irritating, their sudden rush of resolve was irksome as well. The ONLY time the mortals work together in a civilized manner is when their lives are threatened. So in order to cling to the ugly lives they've crafted for themselves they band together in hope of some way they could slay me rather than just accept their fate. It was all just so unforgivable…

I slowly patrolled the skies, flying over the deserted rubble that was once known as "West City" to continue my search for any leftover mortals I could find. I couldn't sense their power levels very well…even with the heightened perceptions of Goku's body. It was such a pain that I considered just erasing the entire city. But I didn't want to damage this world too much. I couldn't ruin the part of the foundation that will soon become the new utopia I envisioned to replace the human settlements made on Earth. I must have had a very unpleasant look on my face because of it as well, because my other half was staring at me from afar.

She elected to stay in what was our original body and used the Super Dragon Balls to grant herself immortality. It was odd that she didn't request a similar wish I made, but as long as I have her support I suppose that's all that matters. As of now my other half, Zamasu, was meditating atop a damaged skyscraper. She did it a bit too often for my taste, I would much rather her spend this much time meditating after our mission was complete.

"Something troubling you?" I yelled from a distance.

"I should ask you the same thing. You look like you're ready to dispose of the entire planet Black."

She wasn't wrong. It would bring me so much relief to see this city disappear into nothing. But as said earlier, that wasn't apart of the plan.

"This patience for this planet is wearing thin due to all these half baked cat-mouse tactics the humans are using." I said.

"We've already eliminated the other gods of our timeline and you're whining about mere humans? Some ruler you're going to turn out to be." Sarcasm weighing heavy on Zamasu's reply.

I scoffed at her. "At least I'm getting something done. A lazy god is hardly worth being called a 'god' in the first place."

As I expected, my comment had no effect on her. She just kept breathing and maintaining her focus on her meditation. I suppose that was her way of stating that she wouldn't be aiding me in our work until she was finished with her personal time. I'll bet she was as frustrated as I was with the resistance forces. Perhaps that was how she cooled herself off.

If that was the case then that was good for her, but completely useless for me. So I came up with a small plan to put the both of us in a better mood.

"If you aren't going to help me cleanse this city then at least humor me for a while." I said.

Still airbone, I flew towards my my other half. She was so absorbed on what she was doing that she had a delayed reaction to my hands trailing down the shape of her body. I was amused with how my old body was still impressively attractive. It was no surpise though, a goddess must maintain her form after all.

When she stopped meditating and made herself more conscious of her surroundings, her eyes flew open to see me caressing her body in a way that an artist would hone his own creations. I still knew her body very, very well. I knew exactly where to rub and fondle her favorite spots. She hated the way I took advantage of that because she knew whenever I did it, she'd cry out like a helpless child from her own pleasure.

"What do you think you're doing?!" She shouted. Her eyes were firey with rage and yet she was blushing uncontrollably at the same time. It was adorable.

My face was inches away from hers now. I feel her rapid hot breath peppering my chest. "Oh don't act so pure Zamasu. You know exactly what I'm doing. And I think we can both use a little release. Don't you agree?"

She didn't respond again. I knew she'd have too much pride to openly admit she wanted this. But she didn't need to say anything for me to underatand. I just took that as my cue to move further with my assault of her body. I carefully undid the lavender sash on her waist and allowed my hand to slither into the confines of her coat. Her marvelously smooth skin was graced by the only goddess worthy of it.

Amoungst this, Zamasu managed to speak up. "B-Black…We can't let one of the humans see us. We need to display power and order…not lust."

I smiled as I ripped apart her coat and sweater before I reassured her. "Our acts of affection cannot be judged by the mortals. You should know all of this. Now you can play along or allow me to take all the fun for myself, either way this is going to happen."

Zamasu huffed and tore off the top half of my obsidian gi as well, allowing Goku's impressive bust to spill out from their confines. It was quite amusing to have claim her size as my own now. "There's no arguing with you is there? At what point in the future do I become this childish?"

"I would prefer a term like 'iron-willed.' An unyielding personality that will identify me as an unparalleled ruler to command all other life-forms that-"

She silenced me this time by crashing our lips together. The sensation of that and her breasts mashing into mine was more than enough to make me stay my tongue. It wouldn't be something I'd let her get away with however…

Our tounges danced around one another, fighting for dominance until she finally broke from the kiss, breathing heavily as she spoke. "We can't have sex if you're busy monologing…" she deadpanned.

"Very well..." I said hoarsly.

I swiftly pulled her away from the building she was sitting upon and I began to kiss her multiple times, starting at her breasts and rising towards her neck. She began to levitate with me in mid-air and shot her hands toward the back of my theighs. Her hands slowly rose to my crotch area and began massaging the folds of my cliterous through my pants, she was definately in the mood for this now.

I decided to follow her lead and shifted one of my hands down to her own clit and massage it as well. I could feel her crotch dampening from all the sensation. Both of us quivered from our own rising pleasure, the way she moaned and melted into my delicate caresses fueled my lust for her. I suppose that wasn't something I kept very well hidden in the first place, but I was never one to deny it.

"I think we've had enough foreplay. It's time we indulge in the main course..." I purred.

Zamasu couldn't help but smile while I began to remove what clothing she had left. With her top already gone, I carefully slipped my fingers into her pants and began to slide them down her smooth emerald skin. Her panties were now visible and were clearly soaked. Seeing them as a mere obstacle I decided to quickly remove them as well. As soon as I did Zamasu lurched forward towards me. I was eagear to receive her so I opened my arms only to find she flew past me instead. As soon as I turned behind me to see where in the world she was going a large ki blast collided with her. She had just shielded me from a surprise attack.

After the explosion, the damage done do Zamasu's body was immediately reversed thanks to her immortality. Looking down from where the blast came from, I was able to see the culprit…it was the only girl I could have ever expected.

It was the saiyan half-breed who donned long flowing azure hair, wearing a blue jacket and black jeans with a red scarf. Her clothes were tattered and worn from constant battle, she appeared to be even lower class than the average mortal. "Trunks…you would dare interviene with goddesses at work once again?" I said, Zamasu and I reforming our clothing with a bit of magic back to their original status.

"If having sex in the middle of town is what you call 'work' then I guess so." She commented.

No doubt, she came here to try her hand at defeating us once again even though out power was in a league far greater than hers. Instead of just killing her outright, I've decided to take advantage of her persistence by using her as an opportunity to become more in tune with Goku's body in battle. I'm pleased to say the results of that experiment have been very fruitful. Unfortunately her self-righteous attitude irked the very core of my being. She's so hopelessly lost in the false image of mortals that when I have no more use for her, she will be granted the most painful death imaginable after I make her watch the world as she knows it burn to the ground.

"I wouldn't expect a primitive mortal such as yourself to understand our methods. But since you're here, I supposed the least you could do is entertain me." I said before I descended to the ground.

She was already staring me down with her eyes, the same shade of blue as her hair.

"I'll make you pay for each and every innocent life you took!" She roared with her flimsy blade in hand.

"human's feigning innocence? How pitiful." Zamasu spat from above. She appeared to be choosing to observe this fight rather than get involved with it. She knew I'd prefer it this way.

We stood directly across from one another, never breaking eye contact. Sizing each other's power level, plotting any potential strategems to apply to the upcoming duel.

And in an instant we both honed in on each other, delivering our stikes…


It had been about a week since the incident with Zamasu and Black. After Bullon made Beerus and Whis tons of extra food that I didn't ruin and after I got a sensu bean to heal up my wounds, I was able to explain what happened to everyone else. Yeah…everyone was pretty shocked to hear the story…except Goku of course.

As a matter of fact she was ecstatic to hear me talk about a "super strong evil version of her" so she immediately started trying to convince me and Vegeta to start training for the fight. Bullon started working on another time machine for us to apprehend Black and Zamasu when we're done training and the others…well the others didn't have much to do but keep an eye out in case something else went wrong.

Tenshi would never let us take Goten out on some time adventure since he's got her focused on school and Gohan is too busy looking out for her family while handling college. Although she has been training a little bit more on the side after she got messed up by Frieza.

Oh! I forgot to mention that when I started training with Goku and Vegeta we…went to the "Hperbolic Time Chamber" and this was my first time going inside of it. The idea of getting a years worth of training in a few days SOUNDED awesome when I first heard of it but now that I'm here…

"Try this Cado!" Goku shouted while firing the BIGGEST Kamehameha I've ever seen straight at me. And even worse, my body was sore again from training 9 hours straight. Just the thought of having to sprint again almost made my knees buckle under me, but I knew that Kamehameha was gonna hurt way more than my knees would from running away.

I inhaled quickly and bounded away from the incoming blast with four large steps, not even bothering to look behind me as I could sense the massive level of ki passing behind me. When I knew I was safe I felt a smile come along.

'Shit! This is the longest I've ever lasted in Super Saiyan 3 and this is the longest I've held my own against Goku! If I keep this up I'll catch up to her in no time.' I thought to myself triumphantly.

I wasn't happy for long though. I felt a pair of familiar female hands grip the back of my gi and my smile turned into a look of dread.

"Gotcha!" The saiyan woman said right before she started whirling me around in circles. When she built up enough momentum doing that she hurled me across the chamber, straight into Vegeta who was busy partaking in her own exercises. So of course Vegeta thought it was necessary to violently ram her fist into my face to send me reeling into the floor next to her…instead of just catching me or moving out of the way.

Typical Vegeta…

After I slowly rose back to my feet I could sense Vegeta glaring daggers at me from where she was still standing.

"Watch where you're going!" She yelled.

"It wasn't my fault Goku threw me at you!"

"It was your fault because you allowed it to happen."

There was no point in arguing with her anymore. I was way too tired to care for much longer and I didn't want to actually piss her off.

You see, Vegeta is one of the few girls I know that actually intimidate me…a lot. As good as she looks with those wide hips and well toned frame, her ice cold gaze still pierces my soul everytime I see it. Krillen told me all the horror stories involving what the esteemed Saiyan Princess and what she's done to Earth, himself and the others. Honestly just hearing about how strong she was from Planet Vegeta alone was enough to make me want to steer clear of her.

Now it looks like She's turned over a new leaf but, let's just say I don't wanna be the reason she goes back to being evil because I kept making her angry.

"Looks like you timed out again Cado." Goku said as she approached me and Vegeta.

She must have meant I reverted back to my regular form from Super Saiyan 3. And when I looked down at myself to notice that famous golden aura had disappeared, I could tell she was right.

"Why the hell have you two been abusing that transformation anyways? It's not like it's more practical than Super Saiyan Blue." The princess asked.

"Eh, well Cado said something about 'mastering' Super Saiyan 3. So he kept forcing himself to stay in that form as long as possible. I don't normally use it but I decided to put his form to the test by using MY super saiyan 3 against him."

"Plus, it's not like I can go into Blue like you guys can just yet." I added.

Vegeta somehow managed to look even angrier than usual upon hearing this.

"All you're doing is exhausting your Ki faster when you stay in that form! You'd get more training done if you weren't worn out all the time from that damn transformation."

I just looked at Vegeta and shrugged. "I think it's worth a shot. If I can stay in 3 for the entire fight then who knows what I could Do? Maybe even master god ki and become super saiyan blue 3."

The princess huffed and then crossed her arms as she often did. She appeared to have taken a moment to size me up all of a sudden, looking me up and down from head to toe and back. I didn't know what that meant, but it probably wasn't a good sign.

"Well if you're so determined to reach that goal of yours, why don't I test to see just how far you've truly come?"

"What do you mean Vegeta?" I asked, a bit puzzled at how she seemed so calm all of a sudden.

"Kakarot has been babying you this entire time by trying to match her powerlevel with yours while in Super Saiyan 3. We all know Goku Black won't give you such grace, she'd crush you in an instant if she got tired of toying with you."

I felt a pit in my stomach when she said that. If it had been a different day I would instantly correct the saiyan princess and tell her that she was wrong. That my old time friend would even think of doing that…but after what happend the last time I saw her, I can't confirm that anymore. Zamasu and Black were both trying to make it clear that the valued me wellbeing above everything else, but that type of love just didn't feel right. It felt like she was just…insane and she was threatening to destroy so much life across the universe on top of that.

I was determined to find a way to convince them that they're wrong in doing this but if I just rely on talking alone when I face them again, I was going to get myself or someone else hurt. For my own safety and for the safety of my friends, I had to believe Vegeta was right.

"So in order to give your precious Super Saiyan 3 the proper training it needs. You'll be fighting me at full force. No holding back." She finished.

"Woah, are you sure about that?" Goku asked, scratching the back of her head in uncertainty.

"I know what I'm doing Kakarot! Besides it's HIS choice to accept or not. Not yours."

I shuffled around nervously. I don't think I can remember the a time I ever fought Goku or Vegeta at their fullest before that moment.

"Y-you…aren't going to kill me are you?"

"If you manage to perform so miserably that you put your own life in danger, then I'll try to spare your life."

Seriously? As if my performance would have anything to do with her killing me. She knows that she could probably just end my life in a few blows if she really wanted to. I took a glance at Goku. She gave me a wide grin to reassure me.

"No worries! You got this!" She chimed.

"Let's hope so…" I sighed. "Alright Vegeta lets-"

"HYAAAAAAA!" I immediately jumped back when I saw Vegeta already powering up. It looked like her patience with my was running thin.

Blue ki energy rushed around her body while the ground of the time chamber rumbled uncontrollably. The force of her ki alone was enough to make if difficult to stand straight for me. Her eyes lit up in the same oceanic color that emanated from her body and soon her hair followed suit. And in mere seconds…there it was. I was standing infront of Vegeta's Super Saiyan Blue form. I'd seen it in action before but this was definately gonna be the first time I fought her like this. I haven't even gotten to fight goku at this level as much as she trained me up until this point!

I quickly dug into my pants, yanked out a leftover sensu bean so I could tilt my head back and practically swallow the whole thing before Vegeta outright attacked me. When I looked back down to look at her again she was gone.

And then I felt a brutal blow delt to my side and catapulting me into the air. That was clearly Vegeta not even bothering to give me time to transform. After I recovered from the attack I immediately shifted to Super Saiyan 3 and hope the added durability would help protect me from any more sneak attacks. There would be none I had to worry about however, for as soon as I was done transforming, Vegeta took flight to rush me down in a frontal assault. Naturally I entered my battle stance and braced myself.

She appeared to have ki charging in the palm of her hand while she approached me. I expected her to unleash a quick blast at point blank to get my off my balance. As soon as she reached me, she motioned to fire the blast but as soon as I raised my arms to block it, she just slammed an overhead where my head was unprotected.

THAT one hurt. My entire body jerked downward from the force and I could feel my neck along with the top half of my back scorching with pain. While I was busy distracted by the shock of that attack she piled on her assault by tagging me with several jabs and hook combinations. She was driving me back when I was still trying see straight. Finally I managed to catch one of her fists before she could hit me again. My brief moment of relief was rewarded with even more excruciating pain when she griped the arm I caught her with to use her still free hand to yank my body into her knee, ramming it in my stomach.

Now I was winded, and everything felt like it was going numb. I didn't even get to see what type of attack she hit me with to send me plummeting back to the ground. I hit the floor hard but I landed on my feet and quickly rushed straight back into the air to chase Vegeta back down.

Fighting Vegeta was completely different than fighting Goku. Goku fought using her instincts and core experience, so she would often land some powerful strikes although some were very unorthodox. At the same time she knew exactly when she wanted to try something out of the ordinary or stick to using her decades of martial arts experience. But it felt like everything Vegeta did was so…calculated…she was landing blows exactly where I wasn't expecting them. I needed to attack and keep her guessing. If I didn't go on the offensive soon, she would just pick me apart, blow by blow.

I clashed with her, engaging in high speed combat. I didn't really get any clean hits on her when she cleverly landed multiple on me. In the midst of the blur of strikes that I was attempting to block and counter, she shot out her right leg to the left side of my face. I might have been able to block it if she actually hit me on that side of my face but that wasn't her intention. Soon after her first move she quickly drew her heel back towards the back of my head. This time I was able to duck my head under her true strike. She was wide open for just a moment, before she could even regain her proper stance. I used my ki to boost me towards her and place a flying knee into her face.

The princess grunted and reeled back. That was the first time I made her feel something. Now that I had the chance to get some damage on her, I wanted get the biggest hit on her possible. I wasn't sure I'd get another opportunity to open up her guard again!

I just focused a very large portion of ki into my fist to fire off the hardest punch I could throw.

"RAAAAGH!" I threw the punch…and it didn't really do anything…

By now she had fully recovered from my earlier successful attack. She looked back down and noticed I was back in base form once again. Not only that but it looks like I focused a little too hard on channeling my ki into an attack instead of paying attention to where it was going…since it looked like my fist was planted firmly in between her breasts.

As I'm sure you can imagine, this would end very poorly for me. But when it comes to things like this, you could say I'm a bit of an optimist. I froze in place completely comparing the size of my hand to the princess' royal bust. By doing so I had confirmation that she had likely had a B cup size. Not bad, but nowhere near her esteemed rival (who I definately still had a crush on.)

Vegeta probably expected me to fly away from her on my own out of respect or fear. But she clearly underestimated my powerful desires for the female form. Now realizing that I wasn't moving, she slapped my hand away and grabbed hold of my neck. Tightly. So tight that she may have actually squeezed tears out of me.

"I should rip off your damn head for pulling that stunt!"

Despite her death grip on my neck, I tried to plead with her. When I tried to talk, all that escaped my mouth was shaky, raspy, grunts. It was far from proper speech, so that wasn't gonna save me from her incoming fury.

Thankfully Goku saw what was about to happen and interviened.

"H-hey! Vegeta I'm sure he didn't mean to make you mad! Please don't kill him or anything." She had a nervous smile on her face…at least I think she did. The tears in my eyes at the time were really making it hard to see.

After a few seconds of the saiyan princess likely contemplating my murder, she released me and I fell to the floor limp and motionless like a rag doll. You might see it as pathetic but trust me…you'd do the same if she were the one strangling you.

"It's no wonder you lost to Black. Your technique is far too sloppy." Vegeta bellowed. I'm sure she wanted to comment on me being a pervert but she was trying her best to remain professional.

"And when push comes to shove, you can't stand up to the power of a God. Something in sure you're well aware off by now."

After running some of the pain away from my neck I cleared my throat to respond.

"That's…what we're training for…right?" I said, breathing heavily.

She frowned.

"Your training may have increased your power by a few margins since we began. But Super Saiyan 3 is never going to get you to reach a God's might before Black wipes the majority of the world's population out in the other timeline."

"So let's teach him how to use Blue then!" Goku suggested.

Vegeta snorted "Not so fast. We're only going to teach Cado how to use God ki…if he agrees to follow three conditions."

That didn't sound like a big deal. I would have liked to master 3 but this was probably more efficient considering our situation.

"Alright. What do I gotta do?" I asked.

"It should be simple. First: save any more perverted actions for someone who won't kill you the next time you try them."

"Uh…noted." I said

"Second: you quit your complaining and act like a warrior. If you can do that, we'll get much further than you can imagine."

I nodded in agreement. I'd just have to keep my swearing on the inside from now on.

"Third: I want you to promise me that by the end of this training, you will be the one to kill Zamasu and Black."