Beards
He carefully sneaks down to the bathroom at 3 AM every morning.
He prays no one catches him...especially Victor he can't handle anymore toilet duty.
He flicks on the light and runs to the mirror.
He looks at his chin, his cheeks, the ends of his ears...
*sigh*
Nothing yet...
He sneaks back to his room after turning out the light.
Gets under the covers and asks God once more...
"God please let me grow a beard this week. Thanks. (This is Alfie by the way)"
All because Amber likes facial hair.
