Chapter Two: iHave My Hundred Day Kiss
A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I had writer's block for this story and I couldn't piece things together. So, sorry about the long wait.
P.S. Sorry for making Sam OOC in the previous chapter, but I'll try in make her as in character as possible, but she is dating Freddie, so I'm changing her personality a little bit.
P.P.S. About the last paragraph in the previous chapter, I've had a lot of complaints about that, but it will all be revealed in the next chapter.
Freddie's POV
Oh, great. My girlfriend, Sam Puckett was coming over in less than an hour and we were out of ham.
"MOM!" I yelled to my mother.
"Yes, Freddiebear," she replied, walking into the room.
"Mom, I thought I told you, enough with the nicknames," I said, giving her a stern look.
"Oh, yes, that's right. It was right after you announced to me that you were dating the delinquent," she said. I gave her another look. "Oh, I mean, Sam."
"Better," I said. "Mom, by the way, my 'delinquent' girlfriend is coming over in less than an hour and we're out of ham!"
"Oh, right. Sam loves ham. I'll go and get some right now," she said, grabbing her keys and walking out the door.
I went into my room, now clean and free of my Galaxy Wars posters. I laid down on my bed, thinking. Thinking about mine and Sam's hundred day kiss. I told Carly that I had an idea to go to Seattle's Cliff and she totally agreed. Seattle's Cliff is a cliff which overlooks the entire city and where most people go for their hundred day kiss. Sam doesn't know this, of course, as she isn't into the romantic stuff. Her idea of a romantic date is chilling at my house, without my mom, watching a random movie while eating various meats. I just hope Sam won't think it's too romantic. It probably will be an abandoned cliff, and Sam is adventurous.
About 5 minutes before Sam would come over, my mom came bursting in with a grocery bag filled with different kinds of hams.
"Mom, did you buy the whole ham section?" I jokingly asked her.
"Pretty much," she said. "I bought one of everything that's ham, not knowing what your girlfriend likes. Oh, I still can't believe my Freddie has a girlfriend!" she exclaimed, hugging me.
"Mom, get off. Sam'll be here any minute and you need to be somewhere else," I said, pointing towards the door.
"Okay, I'll go," she said.
"Okay, bye Mom," I said, literally pushing her out the door. I heard my mom say, "Oh, hello, Samantha," outside the door.
"Hi, Mrs. Benson," I heard the … lovely… voice of my girlfriend reply. "Is Freddie in there?"
"Yes, he is dear," my mom replied.
"Alright, bye, Mrs. Benson," Sam said. Sam knocked on the door and I opened it.
"Hello, Sam," I said.
"That was the worst 18 second conversation I've ever had in my life," Sam replied.
"Oh, no, 'Hi, Freddie.' no, 'How've you been?' Just you bashing on my mother," I replied. She gave me her signature death glare. "Well, you're right. My mom is boring," I replied to make her feel better.
"Better," she said. "Where's the ham?" she asked. Normal Sam, I thought to myself. Food before boyfriend. That's nice.
"Wow," she said, her head in the fridge. "You have 15 different kinds of ham in here. You beat Carly's record of 2 kinds of ham by a landslide. That deserves one of these," she said, giving me a quick peck on the lips, then proceeding to eating her ham. "So, whadya gol fo ouwr hundwed day kiiss?" Sam asked me, her mouth full of ham.
"Well, I was thinking of taking you to Seattle's Cliff," I said.
"What's that," Sam said, swallowing her ham.
"It's this cliff that overlooks the entire city. Nobody will probably be there, so we'll be alone."
"That sounds nice," Sam said. I silently thanked God.
"Yeah, I know some people that went there. They say it's nice," I said.
"So it's either your geek friends from the AV club or Carly or Gibby," Sam said with a smirk.
"It was Gibby," I said, feeling ashamed. Sam knew me too well. She laughed and said, "Ha ha, I knew it. Ha, ha I knew it!" I put my hand over her mouth to stop her from saying it. I felt something wet on my hand. Sam was licking my hand. Well, she didn't know me too well.
"Licking my hand's not gonna make me let go," I said. She gave up and I took my hand of her face.
"So, shall we watch a movie?" she asked me.
"Sure, which one?"
"Boogiebear: The Movie," she said.
"I don't think I have that movie," I said.
"Don't worry, I have it," she said, pulling it out our bag. Typical Sam.
I put it in the DVD player and sat back down on the couch. Sam started eating her ham. That's my meat-loving girl.
Percy's POV
I walked over tithe sword arena when the bush nymph, Rose, came running over.
"Hey Rose," I said.
"Yeah, whatever," Rose said. "For you guys' hundred day kiss, you are going to go to Seattle's Cliff. It's a mostly abandoned cliff in Seattle."
"And why did you choose a place that's all the way across the country?" I asked.
Rose groaned and said, "The demigods that I have been watching for the past 7 years live in Seattle and they are having their hundred day kiss nine days from now, the same day as your's. So, after you guys, you know, have the kiss, you tell them who they are and take them back here. Got it, Seaweed Brain?"
"Hey! Only Annabeth can call me that!"
"Fine, how about Kelp Head?"
"That's better, Bush-Body," I said, using her nickname that she hates. Suddenly, rose vines started crawling up my legs, Rose controlling them.
"Fine, fine Rose," I said. The vines went back down.
"Okay, you two are going to need to go by plane or you traveling undersea, although I think plane's better."
"Wait, how'd you get here?"
"I told the demigods that I was going to Yakima to visit my grandad," she replied.
"Is he really your grandad?" I asked.
"Yes and no. He thinks he's my grandad, but he's really not."
"Okay, I gotta go, bye. And we are going to travel underwater," I said.
"Yeah, I gotta fix my bush, bye," she said, as we went our separate ways.
9 days later
Sam's POV
I was getting ready for the hundred day kiss, although it was only 9, and the kiss wasn't until midnight in three hours. Carly went to Yakima the day after we picked out the dress, so she couldn't help me with my makeup, which I'm not good at doing. So I decided to call the last person on earth that I would ever call. Melanie.
After three rings, she picked up. "Hello?" her girly voice answered.
"Mel, it's Sam. Now, before you get all excited and everything, are you in the Seattle area?"
"Yeah, I'm, like, ten minutes away from the house. Why?" she asked.
"Just come over, please. I'll explain when you get here."
"Okay, I'll be there in 10."
"Bye."
Ten minutes later, I heard a knock at the door and I opened it. There was Melanie, all glitterfied and ponytailed and everything.
"Sam! OMG, I haven't seen you since, like, two years ago. Now, what's so important?" Melanie asked.
"Okay, I'm having my hundred day kiss today in three hours, Carly's gone to Yakima, and I need you to do my makeup," I said in one breath.
"Who's it with?" I knew she'd asked that question.
"Freddie," I murmered.
"Sorry, I didn't hear it," she said, with a creepy smile on her face.
"FREDDIE!" I exclaimed. "It's with Fredward Benson, technical producer of iCarly,which doesn't have any more shows, my boyfriend, my first kiss, son of overprotective Marissa Benson, and so much more!"
"Oh," she said, looking down. Apparently she still liked Freddie.
"Sorry?" I asked, confused.
"It's okay," she said. "Let's go get your makeup on. I'm gonna give you a complete makeover!"
"No," I said. That sounded horrible. "Just a little natural makeup. Nothing too horrible."
"Okay, I guess I could just put on some foundation, some blush, mascara, and purple eye shadow. Yeah, that's good," she said to herself.
When we got upstairs, Melanie said, "Get into your dress so I can see which colors to use."
I quickly changed into the black dress and heels then walked out. Melanie gasped, "O-M-G! Sam, you look GORGEOUS! Just need to fix your hair and do the makeup and you'll look drop-dead gorgeous. Freddie won't be able to keep his eyes off of you!"
"Thanks, Mel," I said. I sat down in the chair and Melanie got out a straightener and straightened my hair, not all the way, but left some waves in it.
Then she worked on the makeup. She told me to open my eyes so she could do the mascara. I told her that I could do that. I finished it and she worked on foundation, then blush, then finally the purple eye shadow.
She swirled my chair around and said, "Look at yourself." I did and I thought that the purple eye shadow really complemented the black dress. How did I know that? Oh, great. I'm turning into Carly and Melanie.
Just then, my cell phone rang, the ringtone, Running Away by AM. Freddie was calling. I answered, "Hey Freddie." I motioned to Melanie that she could go. She did.
"Yeah, I'll meet you outside in five. Okay, bye." I hung up. I gathered my small purse that I'm using, put on a bit of lip gloss and walked outside.
I saw Freddie's silver truck come up and stop. Freddie got out from the other side and came up to me. He was wearing just a plain blue t-shirt, a black jacket, and black pants, then black dress shoes.
"Hey, Freddie," I said. "What up with the dress shoes?"
"My mom made me wear one thing she approved of. It was either the shoes or a tux. You pick."
"Yeah, dress shoes are fine," I said.
"Well, you look good," he said, opening the door of the car for me.
"Thanks. Melanie did my makeup and hair for me," I said.
"Oh, really. Melanie. Sam, I know you did this. Not Mythical Melanie." Ugh, he still thinks that Melanie's fake.
"Oh, really?" I said. I quickly took out my phone and texted Melanie to come out here. "Just a moment," I told Freddie.
A minute later, Melanie came out, and said, "Hi, Freddie. Remember me?"
"Wha-Who how is this possible?" he asked in shock.
"I'm a twin," Mel and I said at the same time.
"But, let's forget about that," I said. "Melanie, you can go. Freddie, let's go."
"Bye Sam," Melanie said, as she walked around the house to go to her car.
"And m'lady," Freddie said, trying to act gentlemanly.
"Don't call me that," I said, as I got in my car and took out my emergency thigh of fried chicken.
"Yeah, that's my Princess Puckett," Freddie said, as he started to drive off.
"I know," I said, as I took a huge bite.
Annabeth's POV
Percy started to drive me to Seattle's Cliff. I had this wierd feeling that something bad was going to happen, so I nervously clutched my thigh, where my dagger was hidden.
"What's wrong, Annabeth?" Percy asked me as he drove up to where Seattle's Cliff was.
"I just have this wierd feeling," I said. "That something bad's gonna happen."
"Don't worry," Percy assured me. "We'll both have our hundred-day kiss, quickly tell them who they are and then quickly jump into the water below, so we can make a clean getaway."
"Really?" I said. "What happens if they aren't children of Poseidon?"
"I'll just tell them to hold onto me," Percy said, parking. I rolled my eyes. Seaweed Brain.
About 5 minutes later, another car came up. I could hear a blond-headed girl say, "Aw man, someone else is here. You said no one would be here."
"Sam!" I heard the guy say, "I only said that it might be empty. Apparently, these guys need to have their hundred-day kiss also." The girl, Sam, groaned.
We both counted down the minutes to midnight, then kissed. I barely opened my eyes enough to see that the other demigods were kissing too.
Suddenly, a bubbly voice said, "Hi, Sam!"
"Oh my God, what are you doing here?" Sam exclaimed. I looked at Percy, his hand was in his pocket. I knew we were both thinking the same thing: This girl was a monster.
"Sam do you—"
"Shut up, Freddie."
"Oh my gods! You four are here! That is the best!" the monster exclaimed.
"What do you mean?" Freddie asked. "There are only us two and the other two here. And why do they have to do with us? And why did you say 'gods,' instead of 'God'?"
"Oh, you don't know, demigod," the bubbly girl said. "The son of Poseidon and the daughter of Athena are here. And so are you." Suddenly, she transformed into an empousa.
Me and Percy both jumped up at the same time. Percy clicked his pen and I grabbed my dagger. "Sam! Freddie! Stay back!" I yelled.
"How do you—" Sam started.
"Just stay back!" Percy exclaimed.
"Ah, Perseus Jackson, how awesome," she still said in her bubbly voice, this time, it was laced with venom.
"Get away beast," Percy yelled. I quickly ran over to Sam and Freddie to protect them.
Percy and the empousa started dueling. The empousa was winning at some point, so she exclaimed, "Yay! Perseus Jackson, you will be defeated!" At that moment, Percy plunged Riptide into her side. She quickly said, "That is so not cool," before she crumbled into a pile of dust.
"What was that?" Sam asked. "And did he just call us demigods? What the heck was that!"
Oh, this girl was going to be hard.
Sam's POV
Okay, that Kaitlin girl just became a monster. And those two knew our names. And they had swords. I wanted one.
When the blond chick opened her mouth, Carly ran up.
"Am I late, Annabeth?" Carly asked the blond girl.
"A little, we were just attacked by an empousa. Otherwise, you were just in time, Rose," Annabeth said. Wait a minute, did she just call Carly, "Rose?"
"Um, I'm sorry," Freddie said. "I think you just called Carly, 'Rose,'? And she's Carly Shay."
"Um, Rose," the guy said, "I think you'd take this one."
"No, Percy, I think Annabeth should," Carly said, biting her nail.
"Um, you're their friend," Annabeth said.
Carly groaned. "Fine." Then she turned to Freddie and I, "Sam, Freddie. I'm not the girl you think I am."
A/N: Hey guys! An update! Finally! So, just review and I'll update as soon as I can, okay. Do we have a deal? I hope we do!
