The Doctor's Epically Epic Oneshots of Epicness
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The Doctor's Epically Epic Oneshots of Epicness! I'm your host, G.
Today's episode prompt is Waffles! Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who. Or the Waffles song by Parry Gripp.
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The Doctor Likes Waffles
Donna was walking down the halls of the TARDIS looking for the kitchen, when a plate of waffles sailed for her head, narrowly missing. She picked up the plate and marched off to the Console Room.
"Oi! Doctor? What the…?" Another plate of waffles then sailed by her head. "Oh, I'm gonna kill Spaceman!" She mumbled to herself. She headed off toward the console room again, more waffles heading for her. When she reached the console room, she saw the Doctor rewiring a panel, singing along to a video.
Do you like waffles?
Yeah, I like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah, I like pancakes!
Do you like French toast?
Yeah, I like French toast!
(Doo doo doodoo, can't wait to get a mouthful!)
Waffles!
Waffles!
Waffles!
(Doo doo doodoo, can't wait to get a mouthful!)
Donna put the plates next to him and bristled.
"Spaceman, you better have a good explanation," She growled.
"Oh, I was just fixing the vector tracker…"
"No, you made waffles fly around the TARDIS!"
"…Oh, that. Well, heh, it's a funny story, really…"
Those were his last words before she attacked him.
