- I don't own anything...-
My name is Olivia Benson.
A few weeks ago I came close to losing my job because I gave money to my loser but lovable half-brother when he was on the run from charges of rape. That loser of a guy couldn't take care of himself. I was on suspension, and it made me realize how much I love my job. And this is what happened.
Benson sat down at her desk. Ever since coming back from suspension, she had realized how much her job meant to her. Police work was her love affair. She knew that most people thought that she liked Elliot, but how could a semi-balding violent man compare with the job she had dreamed of since childhood? She pulled her badge out of her pocket, and stared at it. That thing was the entire sum of her life. Of everything that she had wanted. And she almost lost it because of some dumb brother.
"Um, Liv... why are you stroking your badge?" Elliot said, confused.
"Yeah, what's up with that?" Fin asked.
"Well, you see... I just feel this connection with my job, it's so important to me. And this badge, it represents everything I've worked for my entire life. I've fallen in love... with my job... Maestro, cue music."
Cue Music
Cue Talking Police Badge
Badge:
Don't go breaking my heart
Benson: I couldn't if I tried
Badge:
But Honey if I get restless
Benson:Baby
you're not that kind
Stabler: Um, Olivia, what are you doing? Why are you singing to your police badge?
Badge: Don't
go breaking my heart
Benson You
take the weight off me
Badge: Honey when you knocked on my
door
Benson: I gave you
my key
Munch: Hey, Olivia, are you okay?
Badge: Ooo,
Nobody knows it
Benson: When I was down
Badge: I was your
clown
Benson: Ooo, Nobody knows it
Badge: Right from the
start
Benson: I gave you my heart
Both: Ooo, I gave you my
heart
Benson: So don't go breaking my heart
Badge: I won't
go breaking your heart
Benson: Don't go breaking my heart
Both:
And nobody told us
Cause nobody showed us
Badge: And now it's
up to us babe
Benson: I think we can make it
Benson: So
don't misunderstand me
Badge: You put the light in my life
Benson:
You put the sparks to the flame
Badge: I've got your heart in my
sights
Tutola: I think she's been hanging out too much with Casey...
Badge: Ooo, Nobody
knows it
Benson: When I was down
Badge: I was your
clown
Benson: Ooo, Nobody knows it
Badge: Right from the
start
Benson: I gave you my heart
Both: Ooo, I gave you my
heart
Benson: So don't go breaking my heart
Badge: I won't
go breaking your heart
Benson: Don't go breaking my heart
End Music
End Talking Police Badge
Just then, the squad realized the Chief of Detectives had seen the whole thing.
"So, this is how SVU deals with seeing sexually based offenses everyday, by breaking into song... I like it! Keep up the good work!" The Chief of D's said.
"Chief, we weren't expecting you here, what are you doing?"
"The same thing I do every night, detective, try to fire everyone on this squad. But you've outdone me this time." The Chief said, and then left.
Cragen stepped out of his office. "I didn't know you felt that way about your job, Benson. Only through communicating it with song could I truly understand. Maybe this whole 'breaking out into song thing' isn't such a bad idea after all."
The rest of the squad stared at the Captain. "HE'S TURNING TO THE DARK SIDE!" They screamed and ran around in circles.
"Hold on a minute, Olivia, I thought you were in love with me?" Elliot asked after about two hours of running. After he stopped, the other stopped and then proceeded to pass out from exhaustion.
"Oh come on, Elliot. You couldn't compare with the gold plated goodness of this police badge." Olivia said, still feeling a little gooey from the song.
"Well, you know what? I don't like you either, you're way too emo for me!" Elliot said, hurt.
"Oh, that was harsh!" Everyone said, just as they were waking up from being passed out. Olivia ran out crying.
THE END
Song Title: Don't Go Breaking My Heart
Originally preformed by: Elton John and Kiki Dee
ps, that last par was just to be incredibly mean to you EO shippers, you've been getting it too good since season 9 started :D
Next Episode: Cragen faces some tough questions from Munch.
