EDIT: A/N holy shiz... ignore the fact that i mentioned a selphie in the first chapter! (ijustchangedthenametosomeoneelse).. gawd thank gawd i got bored and read the first chapter..

anyways.. so yea.. i never mentioned a selphie in the first chapter!

Axel's POV

I stuffed the key into the lock and jiggled it a few times.

".. the hell is its problem?"

I attempted to turn the key a few more times but it wouldn't budge. I muttered out a few choice words before it was unlocked from the inside.

Larxene would have been home now for about 4 hours, I'm in for hell. And by hell I mean, she's gonna want me to 'make it up' to her in some way.. will probably involve sex. Now don't get me wrong, I like sex but.. frankly(what does that even mean.. frankly.. it makes me think out some southern fat guy with a mustache.. named frank)… where was I?... right.. frankly, sex with her doesn't excite me anymore.

I was broken away from my thoughts by her growling and grabbing the collar of my shirt. she then, pulled me into the house all 'violent like'.

"where the fuck have you been?" I felt her scary 'controlling women' glare burn through my head

" I was out, do you need to know where I am at all times? Besides, you just talked to me on the phone not even an hour ago…." I knew I could just tell her that I was helping out Marluxia, but she pissed me off.. I mean this shirt wasn't cheap. She probably got… her, uh, gross make up all over it! I mean, some people put make-up on their hands right?

.. shut up. She just.. pissed me off, do I need a frickin excuse?

She pointed one of her long fake fingernails at me and glared, " your doing some type of hard drugs aren't you?"

"Ffft, puh-lease Larx, I was just helping a friend out. No need to go all mental." I rolled my eyes and turned towards the couch, setting my bag neatly on it. I turned around to find her face inches from mine, her cigarette breathe right in my face… it was gross. Well, I probably have cigarette breathe too, but it was Larxene cigarette breath.. so it was ten times worse.

"It wasn't a female friend was it?" I rolled my eyes and scoffed.

"No."

She placed her hand on my chest and pushed me back onto the couch, straddling my hips. I let out an annoyed sigh and she began to unbutton my shirt, leaving small kisses down my neck and chest.

"good. I've been wanting you all day, you know that?" I let out a tiny groan of annoyance and rolled my eyes. She obviously didn't understand my annoyance since she giggled and bit down on my neck.

" You like that?"

I just mumbled, trying to make myself happy, if you know what I mean. There is no point in me ever trying to make her stop. And she goes crazy if I don't 'enjoy' it so… I really have no choice in this matter.

The only thought running through my mind when someone knocked on the door was 'god must exist'.

Larxene, on the other hand, let out a growl and didn't even bother getting off of me as she yelled, "Come in!"

" Do we all have our clothes on, yo?"

I rolled my eyes and pushed Larxene off of me, running for my brother. Normally he annoyed the crap out of me, but today I was thankful for him. He was a perfect excuse to get away from the crazy lady on the sofa, aka Larxene. Even her name sounds crazy! Who names their kid Larxene….

And before you even try to say anything, don't.. cause Axel is a perfectly normal name!

Anyway, I needed to get out of the house and Reno here, gave me the perfect excuse!

" Oh is it that time already?" I grabbed hold of his sleeve and turned around to look at Larxene, " Listen Larx babe, I made plans with Reno.. y'know haven't seen him in foreva sooo… we are going to grab a few drinks! I might just spend the night with him that cool? Alright awesome, see ya!" I pulled Reno outside and slammed the door shut.

Reno gave me a 'wtf?' look and I just dragged him outside, out of earshot of our apartment.

"what the fuck, yo? I just saw you last week…. And since when do you say foreva?" I just shrugged at him, giving him an innocent 'I love you, Reno' look. He rose one of his eyebrows at me and shook his head.

" Anyway, I was just here cause mom wanted me to drop of these!" he shoved a bag in my face and shook it. I sniffed and my eyes instantly widened.

"A-are t-t-those-"

"Chocolate chip fudge brownies! Your favorite." He said in a singsong voice.

"GIMME!" I grabbed the bag of pure heaven and stuffed my hand in, pulling out the biggest one. As I ate the gift from god, Reno reached forward to button up my shirt. I just lifted up my arms, too much in ecstasy to do it myself. I mean, these brownies are damn good.

"Hate to break it to ya man but, I have plans with Rude tonight… "

I swallowed what was in my mouth and pouted at Reno, " Hey I can go with you and bring Marly.. we can.. uh.. double date?"

Reno growled and shoved me, making my almost fall over. But I was able to stay standing, ya know with all my awesome ninja abilities.

"It is NOT a date with him!"

That's Reno for ya, always in denial.

"Find some other way to get away from her bro.. cause I can't help ya tonight."

I let out a sigh and pulled out my phone.

"I'll call Jasper.. maybe I can get a few hours in.. " I grumbled and pouted one last time at Reno, hoping he would change his mind.. I mean come on.. who could resist my pout.

Reno shook his head and face-palmed me, "Sorry bro.. you could pull it off when you were short, cute, and five. Now your.. tall, ugly, and 24"

I stopped pouting and stood in shock. did that motherfucker just call me ugly?! I am NOT ugly.. asshole.

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Roxas POV

I ran threw the door, dropping my bag on the ground. I looked up from the ground to find Sora right in my face.

"Hey brother dearest!"

I grunted and tried to make my way to my room, key word here would be tried. I tried and failed because of a stupid brother in my way.

"What's wrong with you?"

"Nothing" I just have a boner the size of fucking Texas in my pants. and don't ask me how it can be the size of Texas.. it just can.

See, what happened was, on my way home.. I started thinking about all he things that could have happened in the green room….All the fucking amazing, kinky, mind-blowing things that could have happened in the green room. With Axel… the fucking sexist man alive.. yeah, that Axel.

I rushed into the bathroom trying to think of something else. Sora was knocking on the door, continuously asking what was wrong.

"Roxas? What's wrong?.. Is something wrong Roxas? What's wrong with you? Roxas? What's wrong?"

see, continuously asking. I turned on the shower, as cold as possible and jumped in.

"aahhiii! Shit!".. Yea it was really cold.

Well that helped. I stood there for a minute, taking the time to realize I had just jumped in the shower, clothes still on.. phone in pocket, and shoes on. Fuck.

I jumped out , leaving a puddle behind me everywhere I stepped. I 'sloshed' my way from the bathroom to my room, ignoring Sora's questions. After I changed ,and checked to see in my phone was working (which it was.. this thing has been through hell and never has it stopped working.. I love my phone), I finally acknowledged Sora. He had a look of worry on his face and a baking apron on. Hard to believe sometimes that he claims to be straight.

"You were baking?" Sora grinned, suddenly loosing his 'worried face' and nodded. I rolled my eyes and let out a sigh.

"I hope it's not cake.." ok, I hate cake. There I just something about it. The way that it's so.. moist sometimes.. that it gets stuck to different places in your mouth, or really dry.. and.. ugh. I can't even explain it.. I just hate it.

"No.. I made biscuits!"

"Biscuits!?" ok, biscuits on the other hand, I fucking love! They are just amazing! People are always telling me they are almost like cake.. but they are so not! Biscuits are God and the Devil.. and life smushed together in one! They are everything that makes the fucking world go around!

"They just came out.. they are probably hot…"

Who the fuck cares! I pushed my way past Sora and stuffed a blob-shaped piece of pure happiness in my mouth, chewing it slowly to take in the full flavor. It was burning my tongue but who the fuck cared, it tasted good.

"I thought you were chilling with Kairi today" My mouth was full of biscuit so that probably came out more like disgusting noise but Sora seemed to understand me.

"Oh.. she had to go to the airport to pick up Selphie!"

Selphie? Hell. Fucking. No. I swallowed what was in my mouth and gawked at Sora.

"Selphie's coming?!"

"Uh.. yea didn't I tell you that she was visiting?"

"uh NO! ahh!" I made a mad dash to my room and started to throw some clothes into a bag. There is no way I am going to be around when she shows up!

"where are you goin' bro?"

I let out a sigh and turned around, " I'm afraid our relationship is over, I'm leaving you.." see I can make jokes.. see!

But despite my amazingly funny joke, Sora just rolled his eyes and crossed his arms in the doorway to our room.

"Seriously Rox, what are you doing?"

"I'm going to stay with Namine and Riku for a few days, I can't be around with her around."

"you can't stay there! Kairi lives there!"

"..and?" like that made any sense, "look dude, I'm not planning on boinking your girlfriend.. I'm gay.. remember?"

Sora rolled his eyes, "I'm not saying your gonna do her man… I'm saying that Selphie is staying with Kairi.. so you going there would just put in the same house as her!"

Well, for once Sora made sense.

"by the way, your taking clothes from your 'dirty clothes' corner."

I stared down at the clothes in my bag and grunted. I stuffed the bag in my face a took a whiff. They smelled fine so I decided who the hell cared.

So, you're probably wondering about Selphie eh? Well Selphie… is a crazy person! She refuses to believe that I am gay.. and is constantly trying to 'turn me straight'. She thinks that once I get with her.. I will never want a guy again.. which is a complete lie. I tried to get with girls before. When I was like 15, I realized that I might be gay, and I started to get with a lot of girls.. thinking that the gay thing was just a phase… it wasn't.

lets just say.. I've slept with probably every female friend I have. And hey, I didn't force them. I mean, come on. Who could resist me, right? Ahh I kid, I kid.

"well… uh.. I could.. stay with.. uh"

"Ha there! I just poked a huge hole in your logic!" Sora grinned at me. I just rolled my eyes and shuffled to the front door. I hate it when he's right.

"You not still going over there.. are you?"

"No, stupid.. I'll just.. find somewhere to go. Oh hey maybe I'll go sleep with the homeless in the park!" I hate to admit but I was halfway serious about that comment.. I mean, anything was better than being near Selphie. Sora obviously took the comment very seriously and gasped.

"oh my god Roxas NO! you'll become homeless!" I tilted my head slightly and turned to look at Sora.

"Sora, being homeless isn't a disease.. if you have a home.. which I do," I waved my hands, signally that the dorm was in fact, my home, " Then you are not homeless.. making sense? Besides.. the homeless guys aren't that bad.. they are just drunk and smelly.."

"how would you know they aren't that bad?"

"well.. lets just say I chill with them from time to time.." yes I chill with the homeless guys sometimes.. I'm normally not completely sober… but I do remember it.. and they were actually pretty cool. Y'know, they are the best people to bum money off of.. cause they will normally give you some if they have any, just cause they know what it's like to be broke. Of course I never bummed money off of them.. well maybe once when I got stranded with no bus money or phone.. but that's a whole other story..

I turned around to leave but Sora stopped me with his hand on my shoulder, a very concerned look on his face.

"what ever you do Roxas, don't steal a Hobo's buggy cause they'll get made and chase you!"

what. the fuck. "Sora.. how would you know that?"

"well.. see this one time I was at the park and I saw this shopping cart from Wal-Mart and decided 'oh I'll be nice and bring it back' then when I went to go grab it this Hobo jumped out of a bush and was all like 'don't take my buggy you little bastard' and I screamed and ran away then I wondered what he was doing behind the bush then I decided he must have been peeing or something then I decided I don't like homeless people!"

I gawked at Sora.. not really because the story was surprising, it seemed like something stupid Sora would do. But more because he said that entire thing without taking a breath.

"Did you breathe at all while saying that, So'?"

".. I don't know.."

"well.. that is some skill, kudos to you dude.. well.. I'm out of here."

"remember about the buggy thing!"

I smacked my forehead and gave Sora a face that said 'wtf' and 'omg Sora you're a retard'. Sora just smiled and me and pointed to my face.

".. your giving me you wtf/sorayouraretard face. What did I do?"

"Sora.."

"yeah, bro?"

"I was kidding about sleeping with the homeless!"

Sora blushed and shook his head, "I knew that!"

I gave him a 'right, sure you did' face and left, catching the bus downtown.. something exciting has to be happening downtown…

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It was only about 8:30, but the dark sky made it seem at least midnight.

So I ended up not downtown.. shuddup alright? I have very bad luck with buses! I ended up missing my stop and eventually had no choice but to get off, since it was the last stop on the route.

Technically I am downtown.. but so far downtown that no one else is around. Well that's not true, people are around. There are a lot of little shops.. like Witchcraft stores, and tattoo parlors and stuff.. nothing to be scared about..

Okay I was a bit scared shitless. So?. Sue me! What do you expect from a gay guy such as myself. I mean come on, I am a theatre boy for Christ's sake.. tattoos and .. Witchcraft just isn't my thing.

All the people I saw were either in the stores or in alleyways doing.. god knows what. But instead of waiting and finding out, I continue to walk with my head held low.. I guess this is better than being stuck with Selphie… right?

My head bounced into a chest and I immediately thought that it was my time to die.

"Roxas?" that voice.. I know that voice. I looked up to see the frickin sex god staring at me oddly. I jumped back, and I could feel my face heating up. What the hell was he doing down here. Well I'm not gonna lie, I'm not really surprised to see him in this area.

I looked him up and down and saw that he was holding a sign that had an arrow pointing down the street. The sign read ' Visit us down at the Adult Fun Shop'.

My face got even hotter as I stared wide-eyed at the sign. Axel must have noticed my staring cause he let out a chuckle.

"I've never once shopped there.. they just pay me to hold the sign. I mean, 15 dollars an hour.. for a few hours every week, pays for cigarettes…"

I laughed at him. I mean seriously, he was holding a sign advertising the ' Adult Fun Shop'.. how could you not laugh at that?!

"so this is uh.. what you do for a living?"

At this Axel threw he head back in laughter, " oh hell fucking no. this is just a side job for pocket money. I'm studying to become a teacher.. that's why I'm helping Marly out.. even though he teaches theatre.." Axel shrugged and waved the sign frantically at a passing car, " It makes me seem like a good student since I am being a teacher helper.. or whatever you wanna call It.." Axel scowled at the car as it passed right by the Fun Shop, not even giving it a second glance.

I nodded and scratched the back of my head, starting to feel a little awkward.. I mean being next to guy you wanna screw into the wall is one thing.. but when you are standing 15 feet away from a sex shop.. that tends to make things a little awkward.

"uuh.." Axel let out a nervous laughter and glanced over at me, " Would you mind going into the store and buying something cheap.. just so Jasper won't get all POed and say I'm not doing my job.."

I rose one of my eyebrows at him, " Are you asking me to go in a buy a sex toy?" for us to have amazing kinky butt sex with..shut up, I can dream ok?!

Axel shrugged and nodded, " nothing big.. just like.. one of those moaning key chains would be enough…"

Moaning key chains?! What the hell. Axel obviously read my face a laughed again.

"when you press the button it starts to moan and stuff… comes in male or female!" Axel gave me an enthusiastic smile.. as if I really wanted to buy a moaning keychain..

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.. ok so I bought the moaning keychain, it was actually pretty entertaining..

"ooh yes! Nnggaah YEAH! aahhhh!" I was in a fit of giggles when Axel pressed the button. The moaning was completely exaggerated and fake but it was funny.

" I cant.. believe I paid 3 dollars for that piece of crap!" Axel chuckled and shook his head. We were currently walking back form the store, the owner let Axel leave early. He made about 45 dollars and he was happy with that.

" I think we should go get drunk, on me!"

" I would love to but, I'm only 19.."

"ha!" Axel let out a laugh and ruffled my hair as if I were some… little kid. Just because I cant drink legally doesn't mean I'm a kid…

I pouted up at him and he grinned at me. Gawd I want him..

"Is your car close by?" I glanced at Axel, hoping he had a car, I am not keen on walking home.. well I'm not really keen on the idea of going home at all. I partly considering really going to the homeless park, but quickly decided against it.

"nah, my brother dropped me off… "

I tilted my head at him, " How were you planning on getting home?"

Axel just scratched the back of his head and smiled at me sheepishly, " I wasn't planning on going home tonight.. I was just gonna, I don't know, wonder the streets…"

Sounds like a good fucking plan if you ask me! I avoid Selphie and get to hang out with a sexy beast, what more could I ask for?

"Mind if I join you? Not really planning on going home either!"

Axel shrugged and grinned at me. I looked around at the shops, eyes falling on the tattoo/ piercing place. I brought my hand up to my ear, feeling the 3 loops… I could always use another one!

"hey lets go get piercings!" I grinned at Axel. His eyes widened and he shook his head frantically.

"I.. uh.. have a huge fear of needles.."

wait Axel.. fear of needles? He has a tattoo on his face! I tilted my head to the side and poked my cheeks with my hands, giving him a confused look. He chuckled and shrugged.

"That happened because of a drunken bet. Whoever got more phone numbers at the bar won. I was drunk, therefore no girls wanted to get with me.. so I had to get tattoos on my face!"

"sounds like and intense bet.."

"yeah.. we were drunk.. whadda expect?"

we continued walking for a while. I really couldn't think of anything to talk about.. my mind had gone to mush. Maybe it was because I was walking with the gorgeous sex god but.. usually my mind doesn't turn to mush.. it thinks up crazy things that in the end make my pants become very uncomfortable. My mind didn't seem to be doing that and, let's be honest, that was a good thing.

"so.. uh, why don't you wanna go home tonight?" He smiled over at me. I couldn't help but smiled back when I shrugged.

"there's this crazy girl there who thinks she can 'turn me straight'." Axel chuckled and shook his head.

"so your gay?" I nodded, I almost wanted to laugh out loud. I'm in theatre! How much 'gayer' can u get?!

"uuh.. yea.. theatre boy.. yanno.."

"Not all theatre boys are gay.. I'm a theatre boy…"

I swear my heart just died. Was he implying that he was straight? Well this sucks, turning him gay will be like.. Selphie trying to turn me straight.. which isn't happening. But do you expect me to give up?

Hell fucking no!.. at least he didn't seem grossed out by the fact that I'm gay.. That's a plus!

I covered up my sudden heartbreak with a chuckle, "You're a theatre boy?"

"Was.. in high school. Now I'm studying to be a teacher.. as said before.." I nodded slightly realizing the sudden awkwardness that fell on us.

Was it obvious that I was disappointed? Or was I just making it awkward for myself?

"so.. uh" I stuttered for a second, earning a smirk from Axel. Well fuck if it wasn't obvious before that I wanted to fuck him.. it was definitely obvious now.

"So, why aren't you heading home?" I smiled up at him and he chuckled.

"oh.. well, you got a crazy 'wanna be' girlfriend, I just have a crazy girlfriend.. yanno.. the stupid one that called you.. yeah her." He let out a sigh and pulled out a cigarette.

Ok.. most people hate smoking.. I find it fucking sexy. Well, sexy on some people. Like Axel for example.. it's sexy when he smokes.

"Are you guys fighting?"

Axel chuckled and rolled his eyes, " we are always fighting…"

I left the conversation at that.

Burn, Baby, Burn

I glanced over at Axel, he groaned and answered his phone, pulling us both into one of the various body piercing places with loud music.

"Hello? W-what? I cant- YEAH RENO I'LL BE OVER THERE IN A MINUTE! Hey can I call you back later babe? Ok bye." He clicked his phone shut and shook his head.

I glanced over at the little glass box with all the different rings in it. They had lip, eyebrow, nose, nipple.. everything. I've always wanted to get a facial piercing but my mom wouldn't let me. I never really got to getting one when I left.

I glanced back at Axel. He was twitching slightly and staring around the room. I'm guessing it was the needles that got him.

"We can go if you don't want to be in here?" Axel stopped twitching and strode over to me. He nodded towards the box with rings and chuckled.

"which one you want?"

I shrugged and glanced back at the box, " I've always wanted my lip.. but I don't know…"

"why don't you get it?"

I shrugged and patted my pockets, "I have no money!"

Axel shrugged and grinned at me, " I can pay.. I have uh forty dollars.."

I laughed and shook my head, "There is no way I can get a lip piercing for 40 dollars.."

Axel shrugged, " Sorry for not knowing my facts on peircings!" He grinned at me and pulled on my wrist, directing me out. I was tempted to grab his hand, just to be able to touch him, but chose against it.

"So.. what should we do?" I glanced over at Axel and he grinned.

"We can crash my brothers date!"

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reviews please…

with this chapter I didn't really know where I was going with it. I have plans for later in the story.. I just need to figure out how to get to those things. XD

this time I'm not going to have a 'due date'.. cuz well.. I wont have it up by then XD