A/N Thanks for making it at least this far in reading my series! Please review and yes the next chapter might not be as speedy as this one!
Chapter 2
Tossing on my oversized baggy jeans and a purple t-shirt I ran to the Ouran Academy an hour early. I stepped into the Third Music Room and blinked at all the shininess. A little note was placed on top of a counter in neat precise writing. "Saki-san, our theme today is Brazilian jungle. Could you kindly make some pastries with that theme in mind? By the way, don't worry about the movers; they're only setting a few things up for our decorations later." I sighed and dug out my little key for that peaceful kitchen where I could escape the scariness of it all.
In half an hour later when I needed to piss really badly I stepped outside and found myself in a Brazilian jungle, just like what Kyouya had said. As I glanced around the room, I wondered what "a little decoration" meant to Kyouya. Wait, he couldn't have possibly thought of this crazy décor. A picture of Tama-baka suddenly fought its way into my mind and I groaned. Right after I got out of the bathroom, I made a big banner and hung it on two chairs. On it in red marker I wrote in capital letters, "MAKE ANY NOISE AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU GET NO PASTRIES FOR A WEEK". Finally pleased, I headed back into the kitchen.
Five minutes before the Host Club started, I heard an extremely unpleasant noise (i.e. Tama-baka) trying to make the least noise as possible, I slipped out the door and walked over to Tama-baka with spatula in hand. "So, it looks someone can't read huh? I guess I'll just have to pound it into their head until they freaking understand the meaning of no noise!" As I rushed back inside to check on my beloved work I heard small whimpering noises with words like "Mom" "mean" "Saki" "Bad Influence" and "Haruhi". Oh, he was going to die.
"Here we are, a cake with the Amazon painted on with green frosting, and small chocolate soufflés." I set them out with pride.
"Oooh, thank you Saki-chan!" Hunny said while I started to bicker with Tama-baka.
*bicker bicker bicker*
"Yeah these are really good." The twins said.
*bicker bicker bicker*
"Ah."
*bicker bicker punch silence*
"Ah, he's dead." Haruhi concluded as she munched.
"Please refrain from doing that, he is a great asset to our club funds."
"Okay, but somebody needs to shut him up next time."
"Quick, Quick, get inside! Customers are coming!" Once again, I found myself sitting on the linoleum floor inside that little kitchen. I whipped out a book that I brought just for this situation. Time passed by rather quickly as I heard a lot of giggles and fainting on the outside. Soon I was escorted out of the kitchen and I ate some of the leftover cake as we chatted.
"Hey Haruhi, let's go somewhere for this weekend!" Hikaru suggested.
"No fair! She's my daughter so I go with her!" Tama-baka exclaimed.
"Why don't we all go together? Ne, Takashi?" Hunny said wide-eyed.
"Un."
"Hey Saki," I felt a voice say near me ear, "Wanna come with us? It'll be so much fun!" Kaoru said innocently.
"Um, sure." I felt myself go red a little, so I excused myself to go to the washroom. When I came back, the twins were grinning mischievously. God, he looked pretty cute with an evil grin on. I slapped myself right in time to hear Kyouya say, "So, it's settled. We'll pick up Haruhi and Saki on Saturday." I didn't even have to ask him how he knew my address, because, of course he knew. He was Kyouya, after all.
On Saturday, I opened the door in jeans and a long sleeve green shirt to find a fancy display of high priced cars. After making sure I didn't step into some car showroom by mistake, I locked my door and sprang into one of them before any neighbors noticed. In the car, I found Hunny and Mori. The conversation was rather small, and I busied myself watching the scenery fly by.
Out of a sudden, I was pulled backwards and a blindfold was put around my face. "Sorry, but the destination's a secret Saki-chan. We'll take it of when we get to the place." Having nothing else to do, I decided to question about what Hunny wanted to eat in the future. For the next 15 minutes non-stop, my ears were about to fall off with all the cake names. "We're here Saki-chan!" An excited voice startled me as the car pulled to a stop. I blinked after the blindfold was taken off to see a huge factory.
"This is a factory that merchandises some of our mom's fashion!" The brothers grinned.
"Your mom owns a fashion line?"
"Yup! Today we're going to make you and Haruhi wear so many dresses you'll have nightmares afterward about it!" A menacing atmosphere suddenly emitted and I found myself clinging desperately to Haruhi in fear. Now, I'm not a huge fan of dresses, and I can definitely go through life without them, and I could tell that Haruhi was sharing my feelings.
"Do you think if we run now we can escape?" Haruhi whispered.
"No, I think we're really screwed this time." As the group closed in on us, I closed my eyes and tried to think of happy things. Like choking Tama-baka for instance.
A/N Hey by the way, all the places they go to are not at the same time they go there in the anime/manga. Also, if you think that Tama-baka is being treated too cruelly, sorry but I'm probably not going to change that prospect of the story. :)
