Thanks to Carolina Blues and SapphireShadowGirl for your reviews and suggestions! Here's the next chappie!
P.S. You can request an oneshot on the first ten rules if you want. Just PM me which rule!
Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own SP. If I did, I would have pranked Skul to kingdom come.
11. Never switch Fletcher's hair gel with pink dye.
(I dared Adrianna/Kate to do it, and she got all the pink dye she could find, poured it into Fletcher's hair gel containers.)
(The girls and I then watched and nearly died laughing at his horrified expression when he realised his hair was now pink.)
12. Don't give a Child of the Spider some flies to eat; it will only make them mad.
(I am proud to admit that I slipped some dead flies into Madame Mist's food.)
(It was easy enough to set up a hidden camera, and then watch as Madame Mist started to eat, only to discover the flies.)
(Damn, her expression? PRICELESS. I couldn't stop laughing for days!)
13. Never make Skulduggery think that the Bentley is destroyed.
(Basically, Sammie and I got a wrecked Bentley from the local scrapyard, Adrianna drove it away to a hidden spot, and we waited.)
(When he came out and saw the smoking wreck of his Bentley, damn he was furious.)
(Then came the tears, as he wept for the loss of his 'Baby Doll')
(All three of us girls couldn't stop laughing at the epically hilarious image he made.)
(Then we had to flee for our lives when he realised the smoke were just some smoke grenades we stole and that the Bentley was not his.)
(But it was SO worth seeing his expression!)
14. Never, ever, ever, steal one of Skulduggery's hats.
(Seriously, don't.)
(I sneaked in once with Sammie, and we got to the hat room, where we stuffed all his hats into some sacks we brought.)
(Too bad for us he came back early and nearly caught us in the act.)
(My feet still hurt from running that fast…)
15. Turning the Sanctuary into a foamy/whip cream playground is hereby banned.
(Basically, we three girls – Sam, Anna, and me - let loose whip cream all over the place.)
(Then we skated around and annoyed everyone with our play fights.)
(Too bad the Cleavers caught us and threw us out.)
(WHY IS EVERYONE OUT TO RUIN OUR FUN?!)
16. Kidnapping Skulduggery and shipping him to Antarctica is useless.
(Sam and I kidnapped Skul from his home.)
(Anna raised the money and called the shipping company to deliver 'a skeleton for medicinal purposes'.)
(Of course, we did make sure that Skul was gagged with masking tape, bound with the special handcuffs before we dumped him in the box.)
(Still, he managed to escape and is currently after us three.)
17. Don't run up to any random SP character, ask for the year it is, and when he/she replies with the date, be all happy, shriek 'IT WORKED' then run off. (Anna you bad bad girl! I love you!)
(I did it to Valkyrie. She just looked blank and confused for a while before she realised that I just pranked her. She came up with a few creative curses that I'm pretty sure I heard Skulduggery say before.)
(Skulduggery! How dare you curse in front of Valkyrie! She doesn't need any more negative influence!)
18. No following Erskine around while pretending to talk just loud enough for him to hear something along the lines of this - 'Subject (number) is unresponsive'
(Erskine freaked out, and kept glaring / glancing at us. We just acted innocent until he finally confronted us.)
(Let's just say he wasn't too happy at realising that he had been pranked.)
(Just because he's the Grand Mage doesn't mean he has the right to call for the Cleavers to kick us out!)
19. Don't do the following: While Skul is in his car, wait for him to show up, pretend to tie a rope and then run away.
(Honestly; he wasn't too happy. He really thought something was tied to him and spent hours asking Valkyrie to check if there was a rope or anything.)
(Luckily for us, Valkyrie was in on the prank and fooled him for a while.)
(When he found out that he was pranked though, he cursed us to kingdom come.)
(Yay for me! I just learned something new!)
20. Don't tell Valkyrie to take Fletcher to Wal – mart or some store like that, hand Fletcher a rubber duck and say 'The world depends on this' then proudly walk away.
(Basically, we told Valkyrie what to do, she agreed, and we spied on the duo.)
(Fletcher actually fell for it! He swaggered around the place for a while holding the rubber duck proudly and claiming that he was the ruler of the world or something like that.)
(Skulduggery was the one who crushed his fantasy by showing Fletcher that the rubber ducky was just a plain old rubber ducky.)
(Poor Fletchie. He was depressed for days.)
That's all for today folks! Hope you loved it! All ideas are welcome!
