The Solos were in Dinkletown, a small town not far from the Dinkesky Toy Factory, famous for making toys from Woody's roundup, the Mermaid Battle Squadron, and the Steakforce.
At the lodge, Donna, Groot, and Rocket saw the Dinkletown Jr Choir singing,
"I can't believe it's Christmas
I think I'm finally gettin' something
Can't believe it's Christmas
My favorite time of year
I can't believe it's Christmas
Been dreaming of a sugar-plum thing
Can't believe it's Christmas
Oh, boy, it's finally here
Ho, ho, away we go
With rosey cheeks and hearts aglowin'
Hey, hey, our favorite day
It makes us want to cheer
Yo, ho, we love the snow
At least we know we won't be mowing
Ya, hey, we're glad to say
That Christmas time is here
We can't believe it's Christmas
Been waiting for a million hours
Can't believe it's Christmas
Oh what a nifty day
We can't believe it's Christmas
Took 14,018 showers
Can't believe it's Christmas
And now it's time to play
We can't believe it's Christmas
We think we're finally gettin' something
Can't believe it's Christmas
Our favorite time of year
We can't believe it's Christmas
Been dreaming of a sugar-plum thing
Can't believe it's Christmas
Oh, boy it's finally, oh boy it's finally here" the kids sang.
"Sugar Plum Thing?" Rocket asked, "Wouldn't it be this, "Sugar Plum Fairy"
"I am Groot," Groot said,
"He said, "I'm guessing they wanted to rhyme." Donna translated.
"Now sweetie" Ben said, "Your mom and I are going to go find the spa,"
In the lobby, they started watching the Walnuts Christmas special. Suddenly, they show was interrupted, "Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas," said a familiar face in a cheap Santa costume.
They recognized him as Taserface. He was promoting a new toy, "Buzz-Saw Louie" which has a real buzz-saw and knows the "True" meaning of Christmas by pressing his nose. Once there the toy said, "Christmas is when you get stuff" and "You need more toys."
Then he explained that their patrons will deliver it right to their door, "So take it from me Taserface," he said as Donna, Rocket, and Groot got more suspicious, "I mean Santa Claus and my little elf helpers"
Then they showed Lord Hater and The Harbingers of Doom badly disguised as elves. Then he said that they won't be happy til they get Buzz-Saw Louie, "Billy has more toys than you." said the toy as they changed it to the Walnuts Christmas special.
Rocket, Groot, and Donna weren't fooled by their disguises but figured who would buy a Buzz Saw Louie. Outside their hotel room, they saw kids complaining about getting more toys and ditching a boy with brown hair. One said, "You have more toys than us," said one choir kid, "That's what Santa said,"
Donna came up to the boy crying, "Your name must be Billy." Donna suggested.
"How did you know?" Billy asked.
"The cheap toy said it," Donna answered, "And I sense a pattern."
As she was comforting him and getting to know him better, Taserface was ripping off his Santa beard and hat. He told LHATHOF that he wanted the kids to be their whiners and they'll make money with the toy he came up with, "Why not kill them and eat their liver?" He asked,
"I heard human liver is delicious," Dedede recalled,
"They'll be suspecting us." Taserface shouted, "Tricking the CEO of the company and all the workers into going on vacation to Canada was brilliant."
Meanwhile, the toys were being tested. Then one of them didn't like the words coming out of his own head, "Grumpy kids, greedy dreams." he sang, "This is not what Christmas means.
I'm just a toy.
I don't claim to be a genius,
but there must be more to Christmas
There must be more to Christmas
I think we're really missing something
must be more to Christmas
But what?"
Before the watchdog had a chance to box him, he made an escape and ran out of the factory.
