Chapter Two:The Racers Gather
Patty and Selma, having had their fare share of Cigarettes and liquor, head down to the slots to try their luck, as did all the other guests as well...
Selma pulls the arm of the machine, it dings and drops a single coin. "Oh! Patty, look I won!" She takes out the coin and inspects it.
Patty takes the coin and inspects it. "What's that? That's not money! It's a worthless coin."
"I don't think it's worthless." Selma takes it back at points to the back." See? It says 'you're a winner, see guest services'. Should we?"
"Why not?" Patty throws the cigarette to the ground and puts it out with her foot. "We've got nothing else to do around here."
Marge, going from slot to slot, can't catch a break until she too gets a coin. She is using the money from Homer's wallet.
"A dollar? Hope it's worth it." She puts in her dollar and she wins. "I won! " She inspects the coin closely.
Kang and Kodos have stolen a 'give money to feed the poor' charity box and are putting the money into the slots. "Come on Kodos, one of these brightly lit money releasers must give us something."
Kang wins a coin. "We won a piece of currency! It doesn't appear to be economical, however."
"But this prize just could be." They laugh maniacally until the casino goes quiet and walk away embarrassed.
Patty and Selma arrive at the reception desk first. "That's it? A crummy buffet?" Patty grumbles disappointed.
The woman looks at the computer and reads it. "No, actually it's not a buffet. It's a special reception with fabulous opportunities. That's all I know." The receptionist told them.
Patty thinks and looks at Selma. "Hmmm, sounds like a scam. Should we do it Selma?"
"Why the hell not, we're already here, right?" Selma turns to the receptionist. "We'll do it."
Later, at Monty Burns penthouse, most of the winners have arrived. They eat and talk. Patty was the first to ask, "Does anyone know what we're doing here?"
"Free food, that's what!" Homer holds up his plates of food. "Now move you!" Homer shoves Patty out of the way. The reason that Homer was there, and not Marge is that he tricked her into thinking that the coin was worthless when she came and told him about it. He assumed there was food involved.
Homer walks over by Kang and Kodos. "Oh my God!"
"Relax Earthling, we mean you no harm, yet..." Kang says evily.
"Huh? You're an alien? I was going to ask where you got that hot dog from!" Homer sees Krusty across the room. "Hey, it's Krusty!"
"Ughhhhhh, another fan, great." Krusty says sarcastically.
Homer runs over to Krusty. "My son loves you! Especially after last week's show."
Krusty looks up at Homer. "You mean he liked that? I embarrassed myself on tv! Everybody saw it! I'm a laughingstock!"
"Yeah, but you made him very happy."
"Happy? I'm probably going to be canceled!" Krusty shouts.
"Oh well. You had a good run." Homer walks away, eating at the same time.
Just then, Dr. Nick walks in. "Hi everybody!"
"Hi Dr. Nick!" Everyone said.
"Am I too late for the party?" He takes out the coin. "Look, I won a coin, a gold coin!" Nick walks down the steps and looks around. "Look at this room. What a beautiful room, have you seen this room?"
"Yes. We're in it you idiot!" Krusty insults. He turns away and gets more food.
Dr. Nick walks over to Kang. "Whoah, you are very ugly. I am also a plastic surgeon you know, I can make you very handsome for very much monies!"
"I'll have you know, on my planet all of the females fight for me. Literally, they must fight in a tournament to the death against each other for me."
"Call me if you change your mind." Dr. Nick hands him a card.
"Which one?" Kang replied.
"That's it, we're leaving." Patty grabs Selma's wrist and starts to walk away. "Come on Selma. Grab you purse of food, and let's go."
"Not so fast!" Mr. Burns said coming out of the shadows.
"Ahhh! It's Mr. Burns." Homer yelped. "I'm sorry I'm not at work Mr. Burns. I'll go immediatly."
"No, stay. I don't think your boss will mind if you miss a day. It's not like you work at my power plant or anything." Mr. Burns laughs. Homer starts to laugh with him and keeps laughing even after Mr. Burns stops. He slowly stops laughing until he realizes that no one else is laughing. "I need beer."
