I'm glad everyone liked this so much. It's a lot of fun to write this, you know? I mean, come on. Who hasn't wanted to turn Seto into a crazy, tangential oddball? Don't answer that. Anyway, usual disclaimers apply, enjoy. Oh! And The "Flamin' Go" was inspired by a friend of mine's magnetic flamingo and another one's silly comments about a gay restaurant.
Two days later I'm sitting in the Flamin' Go, eating a steak with Mokuba, when in walks Marik and mid- I mean Reiyne. They sit at the table behind us. Next to the clam tank. Stupid clams. Being so ugly in their shells, breathing in water... Damn you clams! Damn you! Damn your overpriced stuffed goodness! Mmmm, clams... I'll stop now. So anyway, there they sit. Now, I simply must know where that lovely piece of Egyptian (I'm not gay dammit!) got the money to eat here. I decided to ask, and turn around.
"Marik?"
He ignores me though, in favor of his menu. How dare he! I, a god, speak to him and he ignores me? Well, see if I ever pay for his dry cleaning again! Or for that gorgeous little summer house I bought him. Or that motorcycle I had custom made. Or the- dammit I got off topic again. Anyway, I threw a fork at him. It stuck in his back. After a second, he turned.
"What do you want?"
"My fork back, for one," I answered. When it was returned, I tried to remember what my question was... Oh! Yes. "How did you get the money to eat here?"
"I didn't."
"Then how are you paying?"
"Your tab, of course."
I stared. I'm going to kill him. I'm going to take this fork and shove it up his a-
"Big brother?"
"Yes?"
"Can I order clams for dessert?"
I stared at Mokuba. My fork was going in his eye first, I swear it. Putting on my best "I love you baby brother!" face, I nodded. "Of couse."
"Thank you!"
Some days, I truly hate that child, I truly do. Mokuba just gave me a giant smile. Damn him. Oh, look. A waiter is here... I'm getting my desert and Mokuba is getting his clams. Damn kid. Marik's still waiting for me to tell him what I wanted. I think anyway. Good. Let him wait. Ha. Haha. Hahahahahaha! ...I'm done. Alright.
"So."
"What?"
"Why are you using my tab?" He shrugged. He needs to stop that, it's an annoying habit.
"Because I'm broke and you're rich. Be glad I didn't swipe your credit cards."
"I should hate you."
"But you love me and you know it." He turned back around.
I stabbed my cheesecake. I hate cheesecake...
Yeah yeah. Took me forever to update. I know. Sorry. But the notebook went missing for a little bit. Next chapter, Seto and RoboRaptor have an eventful meeting. Don't miss it! And yes, this one is short, I know. Next chapter is longer and chapter four is six and a half pages long to make up for it.
