A PRESENT FOR DUDLEY

Harry was sat in the gryffindor common room thinking of what to do with the choccy-mort. After an hour of deciding what to do with it he finaly came up with a great idea,he decided to give it to his cousin dudley to eat. "Do you think your cousin will eat it harry?" ron asked him on the train home.

"Of course he will,dudley eats anything" harry told him and hermione. Harry arrived at the train station where the dursleys were waiting for him. "Hurry up boy we haven't got all day" uncle vernon sneered. Harry rushed over to the dursleys and waved goodbye to ron and hermione.

When they arrived at the durssleys,harry stopped dudley and showed him the choccy-mort. "What's this?" dudley asked grabbing the chocolate bar from harry. "It's a new chocolate bar that's come out at my school" harry lied. "Then why does it say choccy-mort on the wrapper?" dudley asked rather stupidly. "That's the name of the chocolate bar duh" harry answered. Dudley ripped off the wrapper and greedily stuffed the choccy-mort into his mouth. And that was the end of voldemort or should i say choccy-mort? Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.