Zaddie fan 1 was ready with a quick answer for Chad.

"We have gone to all the Zaddie fans we know and we have gotten this large basket full of money."

"Of course" said Zaddie fan 2, perhaps feeding the greatest ego out there, "We know that you make much more than that because you are the greatest actor of our generation."

Chad smirked at that.

Zaddie 2 chimed in, "but we thought with this money and the wind blower thing we bought we could set it up so you could have the money blow onto you as you walk into a room.

"That would show them how awesome you are."

Zaddie one piped up again, "and you get to go to a nice hotel with really comfy seats and room service."

Chad who had forgotten what they were asking him to do since he was looking in a mirror asked again, What am I supposed to do?

The two fans smiled.

...

Zora was not normally confused but when she showed up with all her bags packed with essential things for the trip she was very confused.

Her bags had many things like, her sarcophagus, a ball of twine, a stuffed animal of a razorback pig that Sonny had given her, gnomy, a meat-a-pult because you never know who needs to be slapped with meat, a blow up shark life size, a bag full of clothes and a very very large bag that had various items in it that she thought would be useful in getting together Zack and Maddie.

This bag was the most important and she set it down very carefully after all croccadile eggs are very delicate. This was not what she was confused about.

What she saw that confused was Chad at the airport looking like he hadn't shaved that morning(see my profile for picture) and wearing clothes that made him sorta of look like Tawni and hiding behind a potted plant.

Except he wasn't hiding very well, because he was making his own theme music and he was picking up the potted plant and moving it along with him as he walked.

Or rather sneaked because along with his theme music he was crouching and peering through his potted plant when anyone passed him.

Zora had only one thing to say. BLackmail!

Quickly she whipped her camera out of her bag and began to film the Great Chad Dillan Cooper acting so stupid. "Hee hee hee, this will keep me happy for months and if I need anything from him I am so set up."

At that moment Zaddie fan 2 came up to her and said "Are you ready to go?" "Sure in a sec. But I have to catch this great dweeb moment from dramapants over there."

She pointed to where he was sitting behind the plant and humming to himself.

Finally she snapped off the camera and put it back into her bag. "Ok where to?"

"Zaddie 1 will be taking care of Maddie along with someone else, they will get her onto the ship. I will be going along with you as you work on Zack. It's time for our plane, and the plan to commence."