Top Dog
The final four (Harold, Beth, Owen, and Courtney) participate in an animal-themed challenge. The drama intensifies when Owen is about to be exposed for being Chris's mole. At the Awards Ceremony, Beth meets her end due to Harold being tired of her imposing herself onto him, but not before Courtney's lawyers discover Owen as Chris's spy and causing him to be fired. This all leads up to the final two (Courtney and Harold) of Total Drama Action being determined.
(Recap)
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Action, a surprise package from the outside world promised big things for Beth, and the cast got a taste of life in zero-gravity conditions. But all was not well in the universe as Owen struggled with his new role as mischief maker. In the end, Beth ended her engagement but won the challenge. Courtney ended the girls' alliance but won back her independence. And Harold held back a risk in exposing Owen the mole, but won his longstanding war against Duncan. Will Courtney's chance to go to the distance be hurt without her bad boy boyfriend? Will a guilty conscience cause Owen to crack? And will Harold be able to rat out Owen the mole for his spying business? All this and more on today's out of this world episode of... Total, Drama, Action.
Owen: (sleeping in trailer) (farts and wakes up surprised) Huh? (confused) No pillow whipped at my head? No angry threat to stick a cork in it? (calm) Oh right, Duncan's gone last time. (realizes something, gasps and gets out of bed) (worried) Where's Harold?!
(Harold enters the trailer, groaning in exhaustion)
Owen: (worried) Where were you all night? (panics) An alien abduction? It was, wasn't it?! (shakes Harold) You were subjected to an endless night of alien probing! (stops shaking and sobs) The humanity!
Harold: (crossing arms, annoyed) Chill, Owen. I spent the night in the girls' trailer.
Owen: (grins, curious) Really? What did you do all night? (nudges) C'mon, c'mon!
Harold: (pushes Owen, annoyed) Down, boy! Beth and I just (cringes in disgust) kissed once. Talked about "relationship" stuff after that. It's a little hazy... I'll let you know after I wash my (shows drool on cheek) face.
Owen: (confused) Dude, Beth just... licked your face?
(Confessional)
Harold: (wiping off drool with cloth, annoyed) Beth ALSO told me to give her make-out sessions every three hours until she gets over me being "her boyfriend". This is NOT how I want to get her to vote out Owen! I think I would have preferred a night of alien probing.
(End confessional)
Harold: (yawns, stretches, lies on bed trying to sleep)
Chris: (plays fanfare on trumpet at Harold) (Harold wakes up surprised, hits head on bunk bed, rubs head in pain) Wake up, sleepyheads. Breakfast is served. Along with today's movie challenge. You got ten minutes to get your sorry butts down there. (walks out)
Harold: (exhausted) Great... maybe I'll get lucky and today's genre will be "guy in a coma" movie.
Owen: (nervous) Did you say something? I heard "breakfast is served" and it all gets kind of hazy after that.
Beth: (happy) Wow, Chef! These scrambled eggs actually look pretty good!
Chef: (laughs hysterically) "Scrambled eggs"! (laughs hysterically) (falls over)
Beth: (walks up to sad Courtney, smirking) So, Courtney, you miss Duncan, huh?
Courtney: (sad) Yeah. (sighs) I was going to finally work things out between him, but now that he's gone, I couldn't give him (pulls out stack of papers) this. I wrote him a thirty-two-page letter outlining all his faults and how to correct them if we're ever going to have a serious relationship. All of which I expect him to memorize! Specifically page nine, section three, paragraph four, and on page twenty-two, section eleven, paragraph eight.
Beth: (love-struck) At least Harold and I have something that isn't mean. (worried) We didn't keep you up, didn't we?
Courtney: (shrugs) Nah.
(Confessional)
Courtney: (about Harold and Beth's talking) I totally heard every insane things. Well, almost everything. But that's not the reason I was up. I tried to sleep but apparently... I miss Duncan, a lot. I finally dosed off around three, (proud) but that's not keeping me from participating the next challenge, (worried) I think. Poor Harold, though.
(End confessional)
Owen: (runs up to serving table) (looks around) (excited) (gasps) (Chef serves Owen) Mmm, scrambled eggs. (Chef laughs hysterically again)
Harold: (walks in kitchen tent, exhausted) Hey, Beth.
Beth: (annoyed) Harold! I thought we agreed you would start using pet names for me. We talked about it last night!
Courtney: (annoyed) Around two thirty five.
Harold: (exhausted) I-I will, I will. I-I'm just really tired right now. Aren't you?
Beth: (happy) Don't worry, I forgive you. Just don't let it happen again, okay?
Harold: Anytime, Beth- I mean babe.
Beth: (love-struck) That's better.
(Owen chokes on food)
Courtney: (annoyed) I know, right? Those two are sickening.
Beth: (worried) Oh my gosh! Owen's choking! (jumps on Owen's back, tries to squeeze Owen, Owen punches his stomach, spits out food)
Chef: (whistling tune while stirring pot) (food flies into pot) (shrugs) (resumes stirring pot, whistling)
Courtney: (hears beeping, pulls out PDA) New message? What do they- (Chris appears)
Chris: (carrying parrot on shoulder) Attention, cast. (parrot squawks)
Harold: Dude, what's with the psittacine? (contestants stare at Harold, confused) You know, psittacine? The genus for par-
Chris: (annoyed) No one cares, Harold. That's my new B-F-F-F, Best Flying Friend Forever. That brings us to today's movie genre, the animal buddy flick. (contestants raise eyebrow at Chris, annoyed)
(Confessional)
Chris: (annoyed) Hey, you try coming up with twenty-six movie genres! It was either "animal buddy" or "guy in a coma" movies!
(End confessional)
Chris: The hallmark of any good animal buddy flick is the human animal bonding. First, the human and the animal start out as enemies. Then, through many misadventures, animal and human come to care about each other (parrot smiles, touched), and become fast friends. (parrot nuzzles Chris) (Chris tickles parrot under chin, parrot bites finger and squawks) (annoyed) You guys, just hang tight for a sec, okay? (walks away, beats up the parrot, comes back messed up, brushes feathers off) So, where were we? Right. The first animal buddy movie challenge will be to pick an animal and teach it to be just like you. That shouldn't be too hard, since you're all animals! (rim-shot, contestants unamused) The cast member whose animal most resembles them at the end wins the challenge.
(Confessional)
Beth: (happy) I've always shared a bond with nature's creatures. When I was a kid, I made friends with the rats in our attic. (excited) It was like Cinderella.
(End confessional)
(Outside trailers)
Chris: Alright cast, time to meet your future B-F-F-F-F-F's, Best Furry, Feathered, or Finned Friends Forever. (Chef rolls eyes, reveals animals)
Contestants: (gasp in shock)
(bear and shark roars, raccoon snarls, chameleon sticks out tongue)
Chris: Pick an animal and get training, you have three hours.
Courtney: I GOT THE SHARK! (runs to shark, pushes Beth down) THE SHARK'S MINE! (hugs tank) (raises arms in victory) Yes!
(Confessional)
Beth: (annoyed) Actually, it makes perfect sense. Those two are made for each other! The only difference is one would eat you alive in a heartbeat, and the other's a shark.
(End confessional)
Harold: I'll take the chameleon, (sad) in tribute to my beloved reptilian friend, Leshawna Junior.
Owen: Dude, L.J was a bug.
Harold: (angry) Nobody talks about Leshawna like that! Nobody! (Owen nervously runs behind bear)
Owen: (nervous) I'll take the bear. All they do is eat and sleep. (amused) (chuckles) We're practically related.
Beth: (walks up to raccoon) Guess that leaves this little guy. (bends down) I've always have a soft spot for vermin. (offers hand) Shake a paw? (raccoon tries to swipe at Beth, Beth retreats scared) (walks up to Chris, nervous) Please tell me this cute little creature (leans on Chris) has been tested for rabies.
Chris: (smirks) (two thumbs up) Nah.
Beth: Aww. (faints)
Chris: (whispers to Chef) Did we check for rabies? (Chef shrugs)
Harold: (frustrated) (to chameleon) No, no, no. I told you dark red like my (points to hair) hair. Not that color magenta. Come on, get it right. (Chameleon turns light blue)
Beth: (happy) (to raccoon, snarling at Beth) Come on boy, you can do it. (holds up treat, raccoon stops snarling, confused) Roll over. Play dead. (raccoon continues snarling) (worried) Anything?
Courtney: (to shark) (serious) Look, let's not waste each others time. I don't like you, you don't like me, but if you help me get to the finals, I'll make you a very rich shark.
(Harold exhausted)
Beth: (walks to Harold) Harold! Hour's almost up!
Harold: (confused) Hour for what?
Beth: (annoyed) Make-out session, ring a bell? You promised to give me three minute long kisses every three hours for what I know (whispers) about you know who.
Harold: (nervous) Oh, yeah, right... (groans in dismay)
(Confessional)
Harold: (annoyed) Look, I like Beth and need her vote against Owen and all, but NOT as her boyfriend and the fact I'd also like a million big ones. Best case scenario, I win the money and the girl. But when it comes down to it, I would rather want the money more than I need some clingy girlfriend with a tendency of personal space invasion, heh. (nervous) Ehhh... but, don't tell her I said that, okay?
(End confessional)
(Owen sitting next to bear) (Owen pulls out lollipop, about to eat lollipop) (bear swipes lollipop from Owen, licks lollipop) (Owen pouts in dismay, Chris runs up behind Owen, whispers something to him) (Owen alarmed)
(Confessional)
Owen: When Chris first offered me money to sabotage the other cast members, I didn't handle it very well. (smiles) But now I kind of dig it. As long as I mess with everyone equally, it's not I'm giving anybody the advantage.
(End confessional)
Harold: (desperate) (to chameleon) Gosh! Please, if you know what's good for me, (points to hair) then you'll get it right. (notices Owen on harness behind him about to sabotage him with spray paint can) HI-YAH! (stops Owen by grabbing wrist in surprise)
Owen: (drops spray paint can, gasps in shock)
Harold: (faking confusion) Owen? What are you doing with...a harness? And a... can of spray paint?
Owen: (nervous) Oh, uh nothing! Just...um...(retreats)
Harold: (angry) (whispers) I knew it!
(Confessional)
Owen: (panics) What just happened?! It's never been that way before! (nervous) Is Harold onto me? (denial) Nah, he's probably weird like that. (distressed) But man, I really need to be more careful. So I'll just skip him for now.
(End confessional)
Courtney: (carrying pom-poms) Ready? Here we go! (cheers) F-I-S-H-Y! You ain't got no alibi! You fishy, uh-huh! You fishy, uh-huh! Come on, get your fins up! Fins up! Come on, get your fins up! (Stops cheering, annoyed) Get your fins up! (shark stares at Courtney in confusion) Okay, from the top! (cheers again) (Owen appears on harness, not noticing Harold behind him carrying knife) F-I-S-H-Y! (Owen pokes finger with pin, about to sabotage Courtney) You ain't got no alibi! (Harold silently cuts off harness with knife, Owen falls to ground shocked, Harold silently runs off satisfied) You fishy, uh-huh! (Owen looks around nervously, runs away from Courtney) You fishy, uh-huh! (stops cheering, annoyed) Hey bait breath, you getting all this or what? (shark still stares at Courtney in confusion) (face-palms) Ugh!
(Confessional)
Courtney: I've been dealing with an entire team of top notch lawyers, (serious) so I'm not to be ignored by a glorified dolphin!
(End confessional)
Courtney: (desperate) Okay look, help me out with this, and I'll let you use (pulls out PDA) this. (serious) But no long distance calls. Seriously, my roaming's already through the roof, deal? (Shark ponders, smiles and nods in agreement) (throws PDA into tank, shark fiddles with PDA) (sighs in dismay) The things I do for invincibility. But good thing it's waterproof.
Beth: (to raccoon) (happy) It's easy, just watch and learn. (on all fours) Look. (raccoon watches in confusion) (bites rope, panting) (raccoon pulls out treat from box, tosses treat in Beth's mouth) Mmm, (Owen appears behind Beth on harness, not noticing Harold behind him) thanks.
Owen: (confused) Clearly, I'm not needed here. (retreats)
(Film lot, judging)
Chris: All right cast, time to judge the animal buddies. Beth, you and your raccoon are up.
Beth: (sad) Sorry Chris, but I was totally unable to teach my raccoon anything.
Chris: (curious) Hmm.
Beth: (panics) Oh no! I lost my retainer! (Chris watches Beth and raccoon digging through garbage can) (raccoon finds retainer, Beth puts retainer back in mouth) (Chris and Chef look at each other confused, hold up cards)
Chris: (impressed) Ten. (Beth and raccoon high five)
Chris: All right bear, show us your best Owen impression. (Owen and bear wake up) (Owen yawns and stretches, bear farts) (Chris and Chef hold up cards showing six unimpressed)
Owen: (sad) No fair. (bear rubs its nose) We haven't started yet. (picks nose)
Chris: (annoyed) Next.
Harold: (points at hair) (chameleon changes color correctly) (crosses arms in victory) (Chris and Chef applause and hold up cards showing eight)
(Shark fiddling with PDA, sees message alert, shows PDA to Courtney)
Courtney: (sees alert) Shoot. Forgot I had a message.
Chris: (annoyed) Courtney, you seem to be distracted from the challenge.
Courtney: Oh yeah, right! (to shark) Okay, um, do your thing! (shark nods, puts away PDA, jumps up high from tank, doing graceful flips, swan dives back into water, bowing proudly) (Courtney puts arms on hips, proud)
Chris: (impressed) Whoa, nice one! (Chris and Chef hold up cards showing eight) Points have been tallied, and the winner of the first challenge is...Beth!
Beth: (happy) Yeah! I'm the winner! (raccoon tosses treat in Beth's mouth)
Chris: (smirks) Yeah, and also a loser. (turns to camera, winks) Be right back!
(Bus carrying contestants arrives in forest, pulls over by tree, opens door)
Chris: (walks out) Here we are, gang. Don't you just love field trips? (Contestants with animals walk out)
Beth: (frowning) The woods? Again? (Owen pulls bear out of bus) (Courtney jumps down from roof, carrying shark tank)
Chris: Your next challenge is to find your way back to the film lot, a ten mile hike through these woods, using only your animal buddies to guide you. (Contestants turn to animals, animals shrug clueless) (serious) But be careful, several vicious and life threatening traps have been set up along the way.
Beth: (shocked) WHO would DO such a thing?!
Chris: (smirks) Um, me, duh. First one back wins invincibility. But Beth gets to shave thirty minutes off her final time for winning the first challenge. Everyone ready?
Courtney: (worried) Um, are there any riverbanks nearby? You can't expect me to push this tank forever.
Chris: Well when you put it that way, sure, if you like to get wet. (chuckles) See you all back at the film lot, (steps onto bus) and good luck. (Bus closes Chris in, drives away) (Contestants with their animals separate)
Owen: (smirks) (pulls out GPS) Hello, GPS. (snickers with bear)
(Confessional)
Owen: (proud) Sure, I failed to mess with the rest of the cast, (holds up GPS) but Chris still gave me this to help me get back to the lot for effort, which means a ticket to the final three.
(End confessional)
(Forest)
Beth: (to annoyed raccoon) I have an uncanny sense of direction. I'll have us back in camp in no time. (walks into a tree) Ow! (panics) Huh? Oh no! The path is gone! The woods are shrinking! We're trapped here forever! (hyperventilates) (raccoon face-palms)
Harold: (carrying chameleon on shoulder) (exhausted) Gosh. (to chameleon) Do you even know where the film lot is, little creature? (chameleon changes color, blends in forest, jumps off Harold's shoulder) Um, hello? (feels shoulder, notices chameleon missing) Huh? (looks around) Hey where'd you go?! (runs off searching for chameleon) Idiot! Get back here this instant! (steps on rope, catapult pops out from bushes throwing rock, rock hits Harold's stomach)
Harold: (groans in pain) (holds stomach) Gosh. Death traps, right. (falls over in pain)
(Riverbank)
Courtney: (lifts tank near riverbank, shark drops into river) (exhausted) Phew! Sometimes I wish I had picked the bear. But at least you're strong enough to hitch a ride for me on your back, right? (Shark shrugs, fiddles with PDA) (jumps onto shark's back, annoyed) Well, thanks, I guess. (Shark swims with Courtney across river) (stares at shark fiddling with PDA) (worried) Um... any chance I can have it back? (shark looks back at Courtney, annoyed) Please?!
(Confessional)
Courtney: (annoyed) That PDA is my rightful only contact with the outside world. With that shark hogging it, I'd be...on level ground with the others (serious) but that cannot happen. This girl plays to win!
(End confessional)
(Dark forest)
Beth: (to camera) (scared) So scared. All alone in the woods. (wolves howling in distance) (distressed) I don't want to die like this, not like this! (looks at raccoon) (raccoon points to path) (relieved) I knew that was there. I was just, uh...testing you.
(Riverbank)
Courtney: (desperate) (to shark) Okay look...give that back, and...I'll buy you a brand new deluxe PDA. (shark raises eyebrows) I can make it happen, seriously!
(Owen and bear pushing tree on top of river trail, closing line)
Courtney: (looks back, annoyed) What the? (shark alarmed at waterfall, shows Courtney) Huh? (falls off waterfall with shark, screaming) AAAAAAAHHHHHH!
(Forest)
Harold: (searching for chameleon) (desperate) Look, I'm sorry alright. Just show yourself so I can get back to the lot and get some sleep. You're my only hope! (Owen appears behind tree, plants trailer sign, retreats) (finds sign on tree) Huh? Could this be...the way back? (observes trap) Hmm. (walking up to trap) So long, idiot! (stomps on trap, trap collapses) (faking surprise) WHOA! Gosh, that was way too close! (runs off searching for chameleon)
Owen: (disappointed) Aw man, I was kind of expecting that. (shrugs) Oh well, still one down. (walks off, talking to bear) Now to find Beth, deal with her and head back to the movie lot. For dinner. (stomach rumbles) (to stomach) I hear that, buddy. (caught in net trap with bear) AAAAAHHHH! (disappointed) Aw, shoot! How are we gonna get down from here?! (sees berries on tree, grabs berry, smirks) (bear raises eyebrow)
(Confessional)
Owen: (proud) In my experience, there is no problem in the world that can't be solved by excessive eating.
(End confessional)
Owen: (to bear) We need to eat until our combined weight is enough to break the branch! (bear grabs berries) Hope you're hungry. (Owen and bear eating berries)
(Outside small cave)
Beth: (to raccoon) I don't think it's time for a break. (raccoon tosses treat in Beth's mouth) (happy) Okay, (crawling inside cave with raccoon) as long as we're quick. (sees furnished interior with other civilized raccoons) (surprised) WOW. (stands up) I had no idea you were so...civilized! (happy) (takes sandwich from other raccoon's platter) It's like you're our equal. (other raccoon scratches Beth's arm offended) OW! (worried) I mean you're superior.
Beth's raccoon: (at Ping-Pong table, calls out to Beth)
Beth: Okay. (happy) But after a gourmet dinner and a quick game of Ping-Pong, (walks to Ping-Pong table) we really should head back.
(Forest)
Harold: (calling out to chameleon) (exhausted) HERE CHAMELEON! HERE BOY! (distressed) I just want to get out of this place! (stomach rumbles) (groans) And I'm pretty hungry too.
(Owen and bear trapped in net eating berries) (net snaps, dropping Owen and bear to ground)
Owen: (grunts) (raises arms in victory) Ah, yes! Free at last! (Owen and bear's stomachs growl) (groans in sickness)
(Confessional)
Owen: (sick) I learned a lot today. One, never eat wild berries without knowing if they're poisonous. Two, explosive diarrhea is NOT a recommended outdoor activity. And three, you're gonna wanna stay out of those woods for a while. (farts) I mean a long while.
(End confessional)
(Chris waiting outside trailers) (Harold walks in exhausted)
Chris: Harold and his chameleon, nice one. (high-fives Harold) You were the first team to arrive. Good job bonding with your chameleon bro.
Harold: (confused) What are you talking abou- (Chris points to Harold's head, chameleon appears on top of Harold's head) (shocked) You mean...he's been here all along?! Gosh! (faints to the ground) (Chris confused, lightly kicks Harold's head)
Chris: (shrugs) Eh. He'll snap out of it. (looks at watch) Sure everyone else will be here any minute.
(Day passes)
(Inside cave) (Beth sleeping on chair, raccoon tries to wake Beth up)
Beth: (wakes up) (confused) Huh? (panics) OH MY GOSH! I OVERSLEPT! Come on, we got to run for it! (runs out of cave with raccoon)
(Outside trailers)
Chris: (with beard and messed up hair) (exhausted) Any...minute...now.
Harold: (wakes up) Gosh. Chris, it's been thirty two hours. Maybe we should send out a search party or-
Chris: (sees contestants) And here they come now! (runs off to freshen up)
(Owen walks in with bear, messed up with beard) (Courtney walks in shivering, pushing shark tank, shark shivering in fear from waterfall)
Harold: (worried) Courtney, you're shivering! You must be freezing from that lake, huh?
Courtney: (shivering) More like PDA withdrawal and the fact I had to carry the tank all the way to the waterfall, at the cost of my PDA, lost in the forest.
Beth: (runs in with raccoon panicking) AAAAAAHHHHH! (looks around) (gasps) OH NO! I'm too late! (hyperventilates)
Courtney: (slaps Beth, annoyed) Geez, lord of the flies much?
(Confessional)
Beth (with raccoon): (happy) Okay, so I didn't win invincibility for coming in late and got a little crazy about it. But at least the two of us work so well together because our friendship is based on mutual respect. (raccoon tosses treat in Beth's mouth) (wonders) Now what was I saying? (realizes) Oh, yes. Mutual respect. That's the key to any healthy relationship. (love-struck) Just like Harold and I have. (worried) Though I'm kind of beginning to miss Brady.
(End confessional)
Chris: Welcome back cast. Better late than never. Harold and his chameleon buddy EASILY won the challenge, (smirks) which means... invincibility. So Harold gets a free pass to the final three.
Courtney: (angry) Harold?!
Beth: (applauses for Harold) YEAH!
Chris: The question is, who will join him in the final three, and who will be next to leave? There's only one place to find out at the (excited) most excited gilded Chris ceremony EVER!
(Courtney and Beth walking to trailers)
Courtney: You know you had it rough when THIS place starts to look good. (raccoon walks in with PDA in mouth) (snatches PDA from raccoon, annoyed) Give me that. Beth, how did your rat get its filthy paws on my PDA?
Beth: Mister Whiskers found it washed up on the shore this morning.
Courtney: (annoyed) You speak vermin now? And you named it Mister Whiskers? Ugh, why doesn't any of that surprise me? (sees alert on PDA) (deadpan) Oh, a message from my lawyers. Wonder what those bloodsuckers want now. (presses PDA, sees message, shocked)
Beth: (walks over and sees message) (turns to Owen) (angry) So Harold was right all about him!
Courtney: (turns to Owen) (angry) Cheater! (walks to Owen and bear with Beth)
Beth: (angry) I trusted you!
Owen: (hiding behind bear) (worried) Did I accidentally toot?
(Confessional)
Owen: (relieved) Aw. I'm actually glad that they found out I'm the producers' mole. (happy) Now I can go back to being myself! (worried) Although on the way here, I short-sheeted Beth's bed, cleaned a toilet with Duncan's toothbrush, and filled the salt shakers with onion powder. (shrugs) What can I say? It's hard to quit cold turkey. (disappointed) But man, I should've known Harold would be onto me! (wonders) I wonder if I can still vote him off.
(End confessional)
Courtney: (to Owen behind bear) (angry) You can't hide behind that bear forever!
Beth: (angry) Yeah! Feeling guilty about something?!
Bear: (roars at Beth and Courtney)
Beth and Courtney: (gasp in fear)
Owen: (worried) You underestimate me and my cowardice. (farting nervously)
Courtney: (disgusted) Ugh! (coughs)
Beth: (disgusted) Gross! Sorry we asked!
(Beth and Courtney retreat)
(Harold sleeping in trailer, Beth walks in)
Harold: (exhausted) Gosh, what's going on?
Beth: (happy) Turns out you were right about Owen, Harold. Sorry I ever doubted you.
Harold: (shocked) Oh. (happy) Well, I'm just glad he couldn't sabotage me today.
Beth: (happy) Yeah. And I was thinking of you returning the favor, say at this elimination, (whispers in Harold's ear) (Harold surprised, but nods in approval) (stern) Now, where's my kiss? You promised me we'd make-out every three hours.
Harold: (worried) Oh, um, I-I don't have the time? Sorry.
Beth: (deadpan) Okay, then we'll do it after the ceremony. (kisses Harold on cheek) (leaves trailer) (love-struck) See you there, boyfriend!
Harold: (dismayed) (groans) (falls out of bed)
(Gilded Chris ceremony)
Chris: This is a big one cast. Harold is safe from elimination, which means the rest of you are fair game. So, sharpen those claws and cast your votes. Someone is going home for the last time.
Beth: (angry) Owen betrayed us... (smirks) but Courtney's the bigger threat! (Votes)
Owen: I like Beth, but Harold and Courtney eat less. More for me! (votes)
Courtney: (angry) See you never, traitor! (votes)
Harold: (sleeping, wakes up) Huh? (votes)
Chris: The Gilded Chris goes to... Harold, and... Courtney! (Beth and Owen shocked) Beth, since Owen and Harold both voted for you, it's time for your ride home! (serious) Oh, and Owen, I'll deal with you in a moment.
Beth: (shocked) WHAT?! (angry) Harold voted for ME?! UGH! (Tosses away her voting device)
(Confessional)
Harold: (deadpan) Sure, Owen's popularity's in the toilet, but Beth's been a huge pain lately. I can't have her dragging me down. But the real reason? Leshawna's the only one for me, and Beth is getting too clingy up here. And people call me psycho.
(End confessional)
(Beth in the Lame-o-sine)
Beth: (to Harold, distressed) How could you do this to me? After everything?! We are so DONE! (Chef closes the door)
(Harold and Courtney look at each other, confused)
Owen: (dragged to the Lame-O-Sine by Chris) (nervous) Uh, Chris? I think you forgot to give me my Gilded Chris Award.
Chris: (uncaring) Sorry, Owen. You've been fired.
Owen: (shocked) But... (whining) whyyyy?!
Chris: (pushes Owen into the Lame-O-Sine) (Beth complaining inside Lame-o-sine) (annoyed) What's the point of having a spy who's been spied? (The Lame-O-Sine drives away) (runs to Courtney and Harold, arms on shoulders) Courtney! Harold! The final two! (Courtney and Harold grin in victory) One of you will become a millionaire, and the other... will not! (Courtney and Harold glare at Chris) (pushes them aside) Tune in for our most controversial episode ever of TOTAL! DRAMA! ACTION!
(Lame-o-sine: Beth and Owen)
Beth: (sulking) Better be Harold who wins. (serious) He made a solemn boyfriend promise, and I'm taking half of his million bucks! (angry) And Courtney should've been kicked off, not ME! (worried) (to Owen) Was that a little mean?
Owen: (sad) I don't know anymore. But it kind of looks like you and Harold weren't meant to be, I mean he did vote you off, right?
Beth: (sad) Oh. I guess you're right. (happy) Well at least I still have Brady to look forward to! Harold and I are so over!
Owen: (stomach rumbles) (worried) Uh oh. Um, I think a big one is coming out! (farting)
Beth: (horrified) (banging on window) Nooooooooo!
