a/n Howdy lads! Yeah, early update, don't expect it to be so frequent. I'm glad you all like this new fic, it'll be a intermezzo between FitH and another fic I am going to write soon enough. Did I just spoil something epic? Anyways, move onwards towards the love-hate relationship!
Thanks to kuma-kun for helping again!
Disclaimer: I only own the plot.
Turn 02. Love is…
Lelouch POV.
Dammit I can't sleep! Even if the lights are dimmed I can still feel the brightness penetrating my eyelids!
Foolish witch, why should I let you win? You're asleep already right? Humph! I'll turn off the lights!
I silently walked over to the witch's side and switched the lights off entirely-the switch was on her side, don't give me that look! It's not like I wanted to go to her side!
The dimmed lights are out! Hah! It's not so bad, witch. You were just trying to give me a hard time weren't you?
Satisfied that I got to have the lights off I slipped back to my side of the bed. Ahhh, comfort…
"… No…"
No?
"… Please…"
"Please what? Who are you? What do you want?" I whispered, this is not happening, ghosts don't exist. They just don't!
"… Release me…"
"R-release you? From what?" Don't tell me it wants to possess me? I had to get help… The witch was the only option… unfortunately. Never mind that! Get help!
"Hey, witch—"
"… Let me out…"
Ohhh… It's coming from you! Hey, you scared me, witch! Wait…
The witch sleep talks?
I smirked, this is new… Well everything is new since I practically know not much about this witch, aside from her brought up in a rich family and having a rotten attitude. This is interesting… Maybe I could get some dirty secret out of her?
After all, you can't remember what you sleep talk about, can you?
I put on an evil smile, let me bother her a little bit. I pinched lime head's nose and she started talking funny. After a while I got bored and just wanted to shut her up so I tried to kick her off the bed.
Learned something, the witch is heavy.
So I decided to draw on her face, by now she's tossing and turning on the bed.
Learned another thing, the witch's movements are very rapid.
I slipped as I tried to steady her movements and I fell over.
Learned yet another thing, the witch is actually pretty small in size.
Yup, I fell over and ended up tangled with lime head. Weird thing is she shut up and hung on to me.
Found a new blackmail material.
I let go off her because I crossed the line and went back to my side of the bed. At least she shut up.
WRONG.
She started mumbling things again like "Ivy, let me out." Or "It's dark."
Dark?
Ahhh…
Found another blackmail material, so the witch is afraid of darkness. This sure is fun… if she had stayed silent.
I sighed and went over to hug-yeah you heard me, I HUGGED the witch, okay? I did it because I need sleep. And if hugging her a little will grant me that sleep then I'll do it. It's not like she'll know of it or anything…. right?
WRONG.
Shortly after I hugged her and let go, she started mumbling again. Damn… I had no choice, if I want sleep I need to hug her all night. Yes, no choice, ALL NIGHT.
I went to grab a bible placed it on my side of the nightstand. Who knows I might need it…
"Here goes nothing…" I said to no one in particular as I hugged the witch close.
Don't give me that "Aw, fluff!" look.
Doesn't matter, it's not like I like her or anything.
Nope.
I really really hate her.
Normal POV.
C.C. groaned as she snuggled into the warmth, she had never felt her pillow so warm. She never felt her pillow so long and… filled with edges? Wait, her pillow was breathing?
C.C.'s eye snapped open, something doesn't feel right. She was facing right, she was sure she fell asleep facing left. And whose hands were on her waist? She lifted her head up.
DOT DOT DOT
Lelouch was sent flying to the carpeted floor.
"Ow… Huh? Wha…?" The still dazed Lelouch mumbled and looked at C.C.
"What do you think you were, hugging me so early in the morning?" The green haired girl spat at the guy on the floor.
"Hugging you? Who was hugging you?" Lelouch asked furrowing his eyebrow. Genius he may be but his memory sucks.
"You were, who else?" C.C. said getting annoyed.
"Huh…?" Lelouch thought for a while, "Oh… Well it's was your fault!"
"MY fault? Please do explain for you confuse me."
"You were mumbling in your sleep and hugging you was the only way to shut you up." Lelouch mumbled.
"What? Why would you care about this kind of things? What right do you have to hug me?" C.C. spat at the black haired male.
"It's not like I care! You were making too much of noise so I couldn't sleep and I'm your husband, genius." Lelouch retorted. Who knew he could pull the husband card?
"What? Husband? Since when?" And folks, another genius with a rotten memory.
"Uhhh let me think, YESTERDAY?" Lelouch sarcastically said.
"What? Proof!" C.C. demanded.
"This freaking thing on my finger!" Lelouch said holding up his left hand to show a shining gold band around it. "What don't tell me you have amnesia? You forgot? Are you sick?"
C.C. stepped away from the bed and walked further away from Lelouch, finally her back hit the dresser behind her. Lelouch placed his hand on her forehead to check her temperature. The green haired witch shook his hand away and spotted a ruler.
With a swift movement she grabbed the ruler whacked Lelouch's hand.
"Ow, what the hell?" Lelouch said rubbing his hand.
"Don't touch me however you like, whenever you like!" C.C. took a stance, she held the ruler above her head, "I'll cut you into half!"
"What? How is that even possible with a ruler?" Lelouch nearly shrieked.
"I can even cut you with a bendable ruler!" C.C. said enraged.
Now it was Lelouch's turn to back away, "Hey, calm down. Peace, peace…"
"You don't get to just touch me just like that!"
Lelouch almost let out a squeak, almost. He then spotted the bible he placed on his nightstand last night, with the speed of a turtle he went for the bible and held it up.
"What do you think you're doing?" C.C. asked squinting her eyes.
"Er… Listen! Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. See, C.C.! Don't be so violent! The bible forbids it!" Lelouch said nervously.
"I. DON'T. CARE. And why press on those few lines? Huh? HUH?" C.C. asked swinging the metallic ruler as Lelouch tried to dodge.
"C.C.! NO, DON'T!" Lelouch shrieked.
C.C. kept on her assault on Lelouch and the two of them didn't hear the knock on the door.
"Room ser—"
"AH, C.C.!"
THUMP THUD
"STOP C.C., STOP!"
THUMP THUMP THUD
"PLEASE NO, ENOUGH! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"
SLAP SLAP SLAP
"IT HURTS, IT HURTS!"
CRACK CRACK SNAP
"No, this is not enough! You need to be punished because you touched me!"
"AAAAAH!"
The room servant grinned slyly and left the two newlyweds alone, not wanting to bother them, much to Lelouch's chagrin.
"Lelouch! Yo, buddy! How's married life serving you? OMG what happened to your neck? Why is it red?" Gino asked.
Before the raven haired young man could answer, Rivalz Cardemonde asked, "WOW, LELOUCH! I didn't expect C.C. to be so feisty! How many times?"
"Uh… I don't know? Twenty maybe? Or more…" Lelouch answered without thinking.
"TWENTY?" Both RIvalz and Gino asked shocked.
Kallen and several girls overheard what they were talking about and rushed over to meet C.C.
"C.C.! AMAZING! TWENTY TIMES? How come you don't seem tired at all?" Euphy asked enthusiastically.
"Huh…? Why should I be tired? I'm delighted that I could do it more than twenty times." C.C. answered automatically thinking of the special punishment involving a ruler.
"WHAAAT?" Kallen screamed shaking her best friend. "SO INTENSE!"
And that had started an unnecessary rumor, a rumor that the whole Ashford Academy knew in just one day.
Adding to the fire was Nunnally's sudden appearance at the college grounds. She had overheard some of the university students talking about her brother and sister-in-law.
"Did you hear? Lelouch and C.C., twenty times! I never knew they were like that!"
"Totally, at school they would hurt each other both physical and mentally! Who would've thought that they were in a relationship?"
"Twenty times? Doing what…?" the crippled girl asked her maid Sayako.
Trying to keep her young mistress innocent, Sayako answered, "It's best if we leave them alone, Nunnally-sama."
Being the curious child she is, Nunnally didn't stop there. She had went to the easiest person to asked that kind of things with; her mother.
"TWENTY TIMES? Oh my! I must tell Mira! Nunnally, you are going to be an aunt!" Marianne said kissing her daughter's forehead before skipping happily awake.
Nunnally gasped and beamed, "I've got to tell Rolo!"
And the chaos spreads further, the two concerned persons were nowhere near realizing the mistake they made.
C.C. POV.
Why is everybody looking at me weirdly these past few days?
Not only Kallen and the others, but it seems like the whole school is in on a rumor. Heck even the maids at both that narcissistic demon and my place were gossiping!
What the hell is going on?
I was visiting the Lamperouge's household, well I'm a Lamperouge now so I am free to come and stop by. One thing I'm glad about this whole mess, I get to see Nunnally and Rolo anytime without having to butthead that demon.
"Onee-sama! I'm so happy you came here! I was told that I'm going to be an aunt soon! I didn't know you and Onii-sama were there already! I'm so happy!" Nunnally greeted with Rolo pushing her wheelchair who smiled at me
"WHAT?" I can't believe what I just heard.
"I heard some of the university students saying that you did it more than twenty times!" Nunnally said clasping her hands.
"Yes, I whacked him for more than twenty times. Who gave out the idea that I did it with him? That's just absurd! I whacked him for touching me, what makes people think that I'll let him go that far?" I exclaimed though not much emotion was put to the task.
"Oh… It was a misunderstanding…" Rolo said disappointed.
"Yes, it was. It was a great misunderstanding—"
"C.C.! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY TO KALLEN AND THE OTHERS? WHO'S HAVING A BABY?" the demon stomped over to me.
"What do mean? She asked me why I didn't look tired even after I hit you twenty times and I told her instead of being tired I was delighted. What did YOU say? Why does Nunnally think that she's going to be an aunt?" I retorted crossing my arms in front of my chest.
"Rivalz asked me how many times I received my wounds from you and I said around twenty times! Who the hell started a rumor saying that we had sex for more than twenty times?" Lelouch screeched at the last part, sheesh what a drama queen.
"Minors are present." I said gesturing to the twins behind them.
"Yes, yes, but they need to know that it's NOT TRUE!" Lelouch said rubbing his temples.
"My, my… What a mess you guys made…" Milly Ashford said appearing from the doorway.
"Pres! What are you doing here?" Lelouch asked the student body president.
"I wanted to clarify this rumor with you. It' been going crazy these past few days. So it was a misunderstanding as I thought… Well, I'll have to take charge and do something about it while I hold you two responsible." Milly said winking at us.
"US? How are we responsible?" I asked the older blonde.
"Because of your abnormal understanding, you created a chaotic rumor. Not everyone can understand geniuses you know. So the both of you would have to clarify the rumor. I'll make the announcement!" Milly said skipping away happily.
"Damn…" both of us said together.
"That's my line." I spat bitterly. "Get your own."
"I don't see your name on it." Damn this guy, damn him to hell!
"Do I look like I care?" I quipped, it's true, I don't care about most things. Except pizza, they are sacred.
"My you two, don't fight, don't fight! You should love each other! You're married, for heaven's sake! C.C., you should love your husband! Lelouch, you should spoil your wife!" Marianne said skipping over to us.
"No way in hell! He's not my husband!"
"And she's not my wife! I don't want this kind of witch as my wife! She's horrible!"
WHY YOU—
"Hah! You think I'd want a husband like you? You'll probably look at yourself in the mirror the whole day to admire your disgusting face and abandon your wife. I don't want a husband who can't even beat me in design." Take that you narcissistic demon.
"WHAT? YOU CAN'T BEAT ME IN CHESS!"
"Lame, what can you do with chess anyway?"
"I could earn money with ease at least!"
"By gambling."
"So? At least I don't spend unnecessary money on useless pizza."
Oh now you did it.
"Pizza is not useless, you useless gambling warlock."
"Don't be foolish, you foolish witch. It only carries heavy amounts of calories, keep eating it and you'll become a sumo." WHAT? You really are asking for trouble you stupid warlock! Don't mock my pizza!
"Then why did you eat that last week?" Hah! Take that you hypocrite!
"I didn't say I dislike it, I said it's useless. But I don't spend ridiculous amount of money on toys and stickers." He's really annoying…
"It's my money so back off."
"It's your father's money."
"I don't care."
"At least I produce my own money."
"Only through gambling."
"Shut up, witch—"
"My, you two~ You should call each other 'honey' or 'sweetie'!" Marianne said dreamily.
Like hell I would.
"Mom, please. She is neither a honey, neither is she sweet. She's bitter to the core."
My feelings for Lelouch Lamperouge, the warlock will never change. Despite the fact that I slept with him on the same bed and he hugged me to shut me up, nevertheless:
I really really hate him.
a/n Who wants to prove to them that they're just perfect for each other? Huh? Huh? SHort chappie I know. Don't worry the next few will be longer... I think. Well Milly and Rivalz finally appear, Orange shall appear soon enough my minions er, readers!
As for the review replies as always down here:
patleon909 - Thanks :d Glad to see you here again! Nope, this is completely forced marriage so no few dates first. Sorry but this fic won't move that quickly :D Thanks for reading and reviewing!
the author to be - Yes, I am keyboard-happy that's why... I hope this story would keep you laughing till the end :D Thanks for the support!
sakurahanaalice - Thanks ^^ Yes, he will appear, he needs to appear! Thanks for the advice, I really almost forgot about these two lols. Everyone gets along fine except for Lulu and C.C. themselves. Thanks a lot!
Marguerite Lily - Hi there! Thanks :D Yes, Clu Clu is just awesome *thumbs up* It's fine, at least you made it here too. I'll try to add the black knights if it's possible... Thanks for the suggestion! GBU too :D
Fuuko96 - My gosh ANYA! I forgot about her! Thanks for reminding me! I just realized I never mentioned V.V. I guess I really hate him that much huh? XD Thanks!
Haavu - There you are, I was waiting for you lol! Yes, I like that line too. He will be saying that a lot :)) Sure thing no prob! Oh yessum, you will need The Scream again. Thanks for reading!
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Right, now that that's over... Next chapter preview anyone?
-Turn 03. A Date is...-
"What? No! Like hell I'll watch that!"
"Why not? At least it's better than Code Geass."
"Hey that movie's epic."
"The guy dies at the end, how is that epic?"
"IT'S HEROIC!"
"Pshhh..."
This doesn't mean that I'll give chapter preview every time alright? Only when I feel like it ;D
Well that's it for now! R&R ppl!
Toodles.
