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Saturday night adventures

chapter 2

recap

Hinata is on the floor of a store and she is caught in the middle of a hold up with her friends Sasuke and Sakura. They are in the middle of the city as they are trying to save Ino who is stuck in a 'scary' place.

end recap

"No one try and be a hero, okay, I'm going to take the money and then I will shoot you all so that there will be no witnesses," the blond explained, he seemed to be slightly shaky as if it was his first time, "Actually no, I will shoot you first then I will take the money, actually wait...what did Kakashi say?...."

While the blond was having a battle with his mind Hinata started to slowly crawl towards the exit of the store. She had to get out of there, maybe Sakura could call the police, she had the rucksack.

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Sakura was shaking, why was she so unlucky? Sakura tried to calm down, she had to think of something. She noticed movements and so she looked up to find Hinata. Hinata was gesturing something, her hands were making some sort of sign by her ear, it looked like a-

"Now get back onto the floor, and everyone else in the room, come to this aisle, and don't try anything funny!" the blond shouted loudly.

"Shit!" Sakura breathed.

Sakura, Sasuke, Hinata and the store guy crawled to the aisle. They were so screwed.

"Okay, who's first, um, store guy. It's your lucky day. Any last words?" the blond raised the gun and aimed it at the poor counter guy.

"I have two actually."

"And what may they be?"

"FUCK YOU!"

BAM

Hinata and Sakura screamed, Sasuke jumped. Red blood spurted everywhere and it contrasted harshly with the white cold floor. Sasuke wiped off the blood spatters on his face and felt like he was going to faint. He then looked to Sakura and Hinata, Hinata was white and she looked like she was in shock, Sakura on the other hand had a look of determination. Sasuke was confused until he realised where her hand was. It was in the rucksack. Good, he just needed to buy some time.

"Fuck, you are one fucked up bastard! Sasuke shouted.

"Sasuke! shutup!" Hinata pleaded.

"I would listen to the girl over there if I were you," the blond said in a very small and freaked out un-criminal like voice, "It's your turn now, emo."

Sasuke frowned, "Look, my name is Sasuke."

"Whatever, Sasuke say goodbye," the blond reclaimed his composure as he stepped towards Sasuke.

"Wait, wait!" Sasuke cried out with his hands raised.

"What?"

"Don't I get any last words, you gave the counter guy last words. Come one don't be unfair!" Sasuke whined as he glanced quickly to Sakura.

HURRY UP! He thought, he couldn't hold off his death forever. Thank god he was a smooth talker.

"Well, my last words are pretty long, but first things first, I want to die holding a certain shopping item," Sasuke held a straight face.

The blond had a blank look, "Uh, ok then, what shopping item?"

Sakura was on the phone now, she was whispering. Thank the lord.

"WELL I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DIE HOLDING A PACK OF CIGARETTES!" Sasuke shouted so that the robber couldn't hear what Sakura was doing.

"Hey why are you shouting?"

"OH, AM I? SORRY I'M SLIGHTLY DEAF. I DON'T NOTICE WHEN I SHOUT SOMETIMES. I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF."

"Right, okay then, I'll get the cigarettes, stay here."

As the guy walked to the counter Sasuke let out a sigh of relief, "It's a good thing he is stupid."

Hinata looked comatose and didn't reply, Sakura had finally finished her conversation on the phone and the police where on their way.

"Okay, here are the cigarettes, now hold them and I can finally shoot you."

Sasuke got the cigarette pack, "Wait, I don't want to hold a packet, that is pointless. I need to smoke one while dying. Smoke it you hear me!"

"Tch, well open it and god damn smoke the cancer stick!"

Sasuke felt his heart flop, he didn't have a lighter. Gaara had it, that god damn pyromaniac, always stealing anything flammable and anything that could produce a flame.

"Uh, I didn't bring my lighter, can you get one for me?"

The robber growled as he stormed to the counter and grabbed a lighter, "Here!"

Sasuke caught it and then he took out a cigarette. In truth he had never smoked a cigarette before. He just had a lighter because it came in use for...certain things, like now for example. Right now he really could of used his own lighter so the robber didn't become anymore suspicious. Again Sasuke thanked god that the robber was a complete moron. Sasuke lit the cigarette and hesitantly put it in his mouth, Sakura's emerald eyes widened.

"He better not cough or I'll shit twice and die!" Sakura thought.

Sasuke inhaled the cigarette and instant tears smarted to his eyes, he felt his throat burn and his lungs run out of oxygen.

"COUGH COUGH COUGH!" Sasuke...coughed and wheezed.

"Oh, ha, what's this now? A person who has always wanted to die smoking a cigarette yet he coughs while smoking it as if he has never had one before," the blond smiled, "I'm not an idiot you know."

WEEOOOOOOOWEEEEOOOOO (Police car sirens! yeah just a little bit awesome)

"No, you are an idiot, we have called the police," Sasuke smirked.

Two officers burst into the convenient store, "PUT THE GUN DOWN!"

The robber dropped the gun and got onto the floor, Sasuke, Sakura and Hinata couldn't help but smile. They had never felt so relieved in their lives. As they handcuffed the armed robber and took him outside an officer approached them.

"Hey are you kids alright? What you went through must of be-

Sasuke, Sakura and Hinata had their mouths in an 'O' position and the officer mirrored them.

"Fuckaluck! You are the guy we hijacked the car from," Hinata had recovered from her shock and she sure wished she was back in her comatose state. It was much more pleasant.

The officer smiled, "Damn right I am, lets go outside, you can join the criminal. That's where you kids belong."

Hinata, Sakura and Sasuke moaned as they stepped outside. They really were screwed.

"Get in the car!'

Hinata, Sakura and Sasuke got into the van and Hinata was left sitting next to the robber. He was cute though...especially with those...skinny jeans. XP. (Maybe that's why I like Ichigo so much...)

"Why are you here?"

"Um, we kind of, sort of...hijacked a police car after I drop kicked the copper," Hinata explained.

The blond started laughing.

"Hey, it's not funny! I seriously did it and it was all in the hope of saving our friend who is stuck in a very bad part of town!"

"Oh right, you must be from the suburbs, I'm Naruto by the way. Naruto Uzumaki," Naruto smiled.

"I'm Hinata Hyuga," Hinata returned his grin with a shy smile.

"Since when are we befriending a killer who robs convenience stores?" Sasuke muttered.

"Since today," Sakura replied, "Hey Naruto, I'm Sakura Haruno and you already know Sasuke."

"Um, Naruto, why did you kill that guy?"

"Firstly it was a girl, called Karin an-

"KARIN!" Sasuke, Sakura and Hinata screamed.

"Yeh, Karin an-

OKAY let's all rejoice. Karin is dead!

I love you, you love me

lets all go and kill KARIN

with a death bomb

bam boom

karin's on the floor

no more stupid ugly WHORE!

Sorry, had to do that. XD Okay back to the story.

"Yeh Karin and she's such a bitch the question is who wouldn't kill her."

"But you were going to kill us as well," Sasuke scowled.

"Yeah, I work in a criminal agency, I'm just starting out. Kakashi is going to be mad because I've already been caught."

"Tough," Sakura said.

Hinata nodded and thought about their situation. The police right now where probably investigating the murder scene and the car could be unlocked and unmanned.

"Naruto."

"Hmm?"

"Can you hot wire a car?" Hinata asked.

"'Course I can."

"Okay guys listen to me we will...

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INO...what is the poor girl doing?

Ino wobbled on her high heels, they were getting really uncomfortable. She had to take them off and have a rest.

"Stupid Sakura, why does she take so long? She doesn't have any idea what I am going through!" Ino slumped onto a bench and took off her shoes, she then proceeded to massage her throbbing feet. After a while the pain started going away and she felt more relaxed.

"AH, that's much better. Now I can get some food, I'm starving. AIIIIIGGGGH!" Ino screamed as she turned to put on her shoes. THEY WERE GONE!

Ino felt tears stream down her cheeks, "How can the world be so cruel! They were bought in a sale!"

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