Tuesday
(7:01 PM) dee
(7:01 PM) deedee
(7:01 PM) deeeeeeeeee
(7:02 PM) Yes?
(7:02 PM) isnt there like
(7:02 PM) a word in german for secondhand embarrassment
(7:03 PM) or smth like that
(7:03 PM) Fremdscham?
(7:03 PM) YES
(7:04 PM) that
(7:04 PM) Why do you ask?
(7:05 PM) i just had a case of it
(7:06 PM) or w/e
(7:06 PM) its a noun right
(7:06 PM) so itd be a case of
(7:07 PM) w/e that word is
(7:07 PM) And what prompted your fremdscham?
(7:08 PM) i saw this poor bloke
(7:08 PM) staring at a boy that looked a few years older than him
(7:08 PM) he was making fucking puppy eyes at the guy it was awful
(7:09 PM) so he started walking up to the other boy
(7:09 PM) i think he was gonna ask him out idk
(7:09 PM) bc hed been muttering to himself
(7:10 PM) and looked ready to piss his pants
(7:10 PM) but the poor bastard tripped and fell in a mud puddle
(7:11 PM) when he got up it looked like hed soiled himself
(7:11 PM) he ran away crying
(7:11 PM) it was pathetic
(7:12 PM) That /is/ very unfortunate.
(7:12 PM) isnt it
(7:12 PM) it was the most pathetic thing ive seen all month
(7:13 PM) The fremdscham fairy strikes again.
(7:13 PM) lol
(7:13 PM) but rly
(7:14 PM) it was bad
(7:14 PM) I'm sure it was.
(7:14 PM) but also sort of funny
(7:15 PM) I was wondering when you were going to say that.
(7:16 PM) You're the least empathetic person I've ever met.
(7:16 PM) yeah
(7:17 PM) definitely not one of my stronger points
(7:17 PM)
(7:18 PM)
(7:18 PM) fran just texted hold on
(7:19 PM)
(7:19 PM)
(7:19 PM)
(7:20 PM)
(7:20 PM) back
(7:21 PM) What did she say?
(7:21 PM) the usual
(7:22 PM) "just checking up on my dear older brother!"
(7:22 PM) "im trusting he hasnt gone and blown up a toilet!"
(7:22 PM) "disgracing the family name in the process!"
(7:23 PM) bloody hell u would think i was 4
(7:23 PM) the way she talks to me sometimes
(7:24 PM) How would you even blow up a toilet?
(7:24 PM) it honestly isnt that hard
(7:24 PM) if u rly try
(7:25 PM) Are you implying you've blown up a toilet?
(7:26 PM) Because that's the vibe I'm getting.
(7:26 PM) :^)
(7:26 PM) Phantomhive.
(7:27 PM) What the actual FUCK.
(7:27 PM) :^)
(7:27 PM) u ok deederschnitzel
(7:28 PM) Stop calling me that.
(7:28 PM) It was funny /maybe/ the first two times.
(7:29 PM) MAYBE.
(7:29 PM) Now it's just flat-out irritating.
(7:30 PM) And the only reason you call me that is because I'm German.
(7:30 PM) ofc
(7:30 PM) what else am i supposed to call u
(7:31 PM) I don't know.
(7:31 PM) My name.
(7:32 PM) Maybe.
(7:32 PM) Just a thought.
(7:32 PM) how abt this
(7:33 PM) u let me keep calling u deederschnitzel
(7:33 PM) and ill let u call me mole
(7:33 PM) what do u say
(7:34 PM)
(7:34 PM)
(7:35 PM) Fine.
(7:35 PM) Mole.
(7:35 PM) :^)
(7:36 PM) thnx deederschnitzel
