Tuesday

(7:01 PM) dee

(7:01 PM) deedee

(7:01 PM) deeeeeeeeee

(7:02 PM) Yes?

(7:02 PM) isnt there like

(7:02 PM) a word in german for secondhand embarrassment

(7:03 PM) or smth like that

(7:03 PM) Fremdscham?

(7:03 PM) YES

(7:04 PM) that

(7:04 PM) Why do you ask?

(7:05 PM) i just had a case of it

(7:06 PM) or w/e

(7:06 PM) its a noun right

(7:06 PM) so itd be a case of

(7:07 PM) w/e that word is

(7:07 PM) And what prompted your fremdscham?

(7:08 PM) i saw this poor bloke

(7:08 PM) staring at a boy that looked a few years older than him

(7:08 PM) he was making fucking puppy eyes at the guy it was awful

(7:09 PM) so he started walking up to the other boy

(7:09 PM) i think he was gonna ask him out idk

(7:09 PM) bc hed been muttering to himself

(7:10 PM) and looked ready to piss his pants

(7:10 PM) but the poor bastard tripped and fell in a mud puddle

(7:11 PM) when he got up it looked like hed soiled himself

(7:11 PM) he ran away crying

(7:11 PM) it was pathetic

(7:12 PM) That /is/ very unfortunate.

(7:12 PM) isnt it

(7:12 PM) it was the most pathetic thing ive seen all month

(7:13 PM) The fremdscham fairy strikes again.

(7:13 PM) lol

(7:13 PM) but rly

(7:14 PM) it was bad

(7:14 PM) I'm sure it was.

(7:14 PM) but also sort of funny

(7:15 PM) I was wondering when you were going to say that.

(7:16 PM) You're the least empathetic person I've ever met.

(7:16 PM) yeah

(7:17 PM) definitely not one of my stronger points

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(7:18 PM) fran just texted hold on

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(7:20 PM) back

(7:21 PM) What did she say?

(7:21 PM) the usual

(7:22 PM) "just checking up on my dear older brother!"

(7:22 PM) "im trusting he hasnt gone and blown up a toilet!"

(7:22 PM) "disgracing the family name in the process!"

(7:23 PM) bloody hell u would think i was 4

(7:23 PM) the way she talks to me sometimes

(7:24 PM) How would you even blow up a toilet?

(7:24 PM) it honestly isnt that hard

(7:24 PM) if u rly try

(7:25 PM) Are you implying you've blown up a toilet?

(7:26 PM) Because that's the vibe I'm getting.

(7:26 PM) :^)

(7:26 PM) Phantomhive.

(7:27 PM) What the actual FUCK.

(7:27 PM) :^)

(7:27 PM) u ok deederschnitzel

(7:28 PM) Stop calling me that.

(7:28 PM) It was funny /maybe/ the first two times.

(7:29 PM) MAYBE.

(7:29 PM) Now it's just flat-out irritating.

(7:30 PM) And the only reason you call me that is because I'm German.

(7:30 PM) ofc

(7:30 PM) what else am i supposed to call u

(7:31 PM) I don't know.

(7:31 PM) My name.

(7:32 PM) Maybe.

(7:32 PM) Just a thought.

(7:32 PM) how abt this

(7:33 PM) u let me keep calling u deederschnitzel

(7:33 PM) and ill let u call me mole

(7:33 PM) what do u say

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(7:35 PM) Fine.

(7:35 PM) Mole.

(7:35 PM) :^)

(7:36 PM) thnx deederschnitzel