It was peaceful the next morning, but Hidan couldn't enjoy sleeping in like he wanted. He had to go find a damn turkey and get back in time for supper.
Mumbling curses under his breath he grabbed his scythe just to scare the fuck out of anyone who stood in his way.
Trudging away from the apartment he muttered, "I should look at this as an important mission with failure as NOT an option. If I do…..then my fucking neck is going to be on the chopping block!"
*A few hours later, everyone was up and getting everything prepared to be at room temperature so that later it would taste so much better.
Olivia was worried and went to Kakuzu, "Have you seen Hidan?" The miser averted eye contact and mumbled, "He went out early this morning." "Why? He always sleeps in."
He shrugged, "Well then maybe he had something to do, I don't know. Don't worry, he'll be fine and get back in time for supper. You know how he loves to eat."
Giggling she nodded, "So true, however…" The woman straddled her lover's lap and asked too sweetly, "What are you hiding?"
Cocking a brow nervously he uttered, "Nothing why?" "You can't fool me Kakuzu. When you're hiding something, particularly from me for my best interest, you either don't look at me or tell me not to worry."
Admitting defeat he groaned and patted her cheek, "You're getting cleverer every day." She grinned as he murmured, "Don't be too hard on him Olivia. Hidan forgot to get the turkey and left to go find one to make you happy."
She gave him no expression except blinked several times.
"No fooling around on the couch now…..uh….what's wrong with Olivia?" The miser gave the teen a warning glare and motioned for her to leave, and for once, she did it without any backtalk.
The woman merely rubbed her temples with a sigh before mumbling, "Good grief, I should've told him when he was fully awake and not just getting up from a nap. Damn it all now we have no main dish to serve."
"Calm down, you know as well as I that Hidan he will bust a gut to get anything he wants." Nodding his lover crawled off his lap and kissed him on the forehead, "True, but don't mention this to anyone. A food riot will probably take place."
"My lips are sealed."
*It wasn't long after that when Lexy announced there was going to be a special surprise, making the others come into the living room to see.
"What this surprise Loo-Loo?" Looking at her watch she murmured, "Just ten more seconds." All were confused and right when the time was up she opened the door, "TA-DA!"
"HUSKY!?"
"Hi guys, Lexy invited me over so I hope that's ok?" Itachi smirked, "The more the merrier." Tobi hugged the girl and asked, "It's been a long time since Tobi seen you, things going well."
"Mostly boring but it's ok."
Zetsu grinned like a Cheshire cat before wrapping an arm around the girl and purred, "It's about time my puppy came to visit me." Blushing, the girl recollected on their past events with the '15 minutes of naughtiness' game and got partnered up with Kuro.
"Mmmhmm, I know."
BAM!
Husky leaped into the bipolar man's arms with a squeak as they gazed at a ruffled and rather filthy Jashinist with a grin of triumph plastered on his face. "I'm fucking back!"
Olivia's eyes went wide and simply stared at the huge feathery lump bundle under his arm. "Hidan? What is that?"
"It's a fucking turkey of course!"
Groaning she snapped, "You were supposed to get it from the store dead and gift wrapped like a damn present not alive!"
He rolled his eyes, "I'm going to fucking kill it so problem solved."
His lover just glared, "If you think I'm going to pluck and who knows what else to that thing you're crazy. Get rid of it!
Hidan snapped in annoyance, "Get rid of it? So, I spent all fucking morning chasing this damn bird for nothing!" "Yes darling."
The priest throws up his arms and yells, "FUCK!" and accidently dropped the turkey onto the floor.
Tobi frowned, "What's it doing?"
Lexy slightly hid behind Itachi, "It looks pissed off." Husky nodded and clung to Zetsu even tighter. "I don't like that look in its eyes un."
The large bird then let out a shrill screech before trying to attack everyone in the room in fury.
Hidan shouted, "DON'T LET IT IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN AND SAVE THE FOOD!"
Sasori and Itachi blocked the entrance to be safe as the bird almost flogged Olivia with her screaming, "KILLER TURKEY!"
She leaped into Tobi's arm as he jumped into Kakuzu's, sending them toppling backwards into the hall with a huge thud.
Lexy was on top of Madara's head, who tried to kick the fowl beast before Kisame snorted, "It's just a damn bird let me…..OWW! The damn thing bit my ass!"
The shark chased after it as did Hidan before they crashed into one another when the bird changed direction to go for Zetsu. Husky whimpered, "It's coming for us now!"
The bipolar man merely eyed the bird hungrily with an evil grin, "Mmmm, this is my idea of a main course." "Fresh meat."
The turkey stopped dead in its tracks and then made some sort of choking noise before it fell over.
Tobi came crawling out of the hallway with Olivia right on top of him, "What happened?" Deidara leaned over the table and murmured, "It looks dead un."
Kakuzu groaned and rubbed his sore head, pushing his lover's behind out of his face and looking as well.
Lexy slowly slid down Madara's back, "Someone needs to go and check." Hidan rubbed his side and shifted, "No! It could be playing turkey!"
Sasori arched a brow, "Playing turkey?" Itachi smirked, "Don't you mean playing opossum?" The priest scowled, "Whatever, but it could be a fucking trick!" Kisame groaned, "Get off my back Hidan!"
The jashinist did with a curse as Madara made his way over to the bird, gently poking it with his foot. "It's dead alright." He then burst out laughing, "Way to go Zetsu!"
The bipolar man chuckled as did Husky, "He gave it a heart attack." The death of the vicious bird lightened the mood up drastically and made them all laugh.
That is, until Zetsu decided to take it to his apartment to save for later.
Hidan shuddered, "That's just fucking gross." "Can't agree more un." Kisame just pouted, "So does that mean no turkey for Thanksgiving?"
Olivia nodded with a frown but her lover wasn't giving up. "Don't you worry babe! I'll get one, I swear, in the name of Jashin-sama! Let's go Kakuzu!"
The miser groaned but followed, figuring he better tag along so his lover won't get the wrong thing again.
*Surprisingly, the zombie duo came back within thirty minutes both grinning in triumph. "BABE! COME HERE AND LOOK WHAT I GOT!"
She ran in and almost cried in joy, as did Kisame, Lexy, and Zetsu, when he lifted the wrapped bird over his head.
Sasori was shocked, "How did you two manage to get one at the last minute?"
Kakuzu smirked, "By sheer luck. A woman had just returned it because it looked too fattening and so we got another discount. Though, Hidan didn't help."
"What did you do?" The miser groaned, "He insulted her."
Hidan snorted, "All I did was agree that she was right; a fat, greasy, hunk of bird like this would make her look like one if she fucking ate it."
Lexy howled with laughter and took it from the priest, going to help the woman prepare and cook it posthaste.
Kisame sighed as did Zetsu before rubbing their stomachs in anticipation.
"I can't wait to sink my teeth into that bird." "Neither can I."
TBC: more fun to come lol
