Authors note: Hi everyone, hitsrin here with the second chapter of How Shadow and Rouge Fails. In this we take a closer look at dinnertime at Team Dark's apartment.
Day 2: Dinner fails
Rouge comes home after having done some shopping. Shadow is in the kitchen cooking dinner.
Shadow: Rouge? I need your help, please!
Rouge: What is it?
Shadow: Is it possible to burn salad?
Rouge: No, it's as good as impossible.
Shadow: Then I can do the impossible.
Rouge: What do you mean?
Shadow: I burned the salad. And the milk.
Rouge comes into the kitchen. The countertops are black, the walls are nearly completely black but the stove and oven is untouched.
Rouge: What the hell happened in here? And how the fuck can you burn milk?
Shadow: Like this. *pour milk into the glass and then put the milk away. As soon as she touches the glass the milk turns on fire* Like that.
Rouge: What the fuck? …. Oh well, seems like sushi or McDonalds again tonight.
Shadow: Yay! Sushi!
Rouge: Riiiiight….. You need some clothes. Remember, you're a female now. Come on, I have something that might fit you.
Shadow: Just, no dresses please!
Rouge: If I've got something else you can wear that.
They end up choosing a white t-shirt, a red mini-skirt, deep-blue knee-socks and a pair of sneakers.
Shadow: I hate skirts.
Rouge: You can hate them as much as you want, just behave while we're out.
They go downtown and enters a random McDonalds.
Random kid: Look mom, look! That woman's boobs are huge!
Rouge: MY BOOBS ARE NOT HUGE! *charges at the kid*
Shadow: And you told me to behave? *holds Rouge back*
Random kid's mother: Please darling don't talk about the lady like that. Her breasts may be big but they are probably not real.
Rouge: MY BOOBS ARE VERY REAL!
Random person working at McDonalds: Please miss, if you continue acting like that I will have to ask you to leave:
Shadow: We are very sorry. We're leaving now.
*ten minutes later outside*
Shadow: And you told me to behave?
Rouge: Fuck you.
Shadow: I'm just gonna go get some sushi and then we go home, ok?
Rouge: Okay.
Shadow goes to pick up some sushi but runs into Sonic. Literally.
Shadow: Oomph! *falls on her ass*
Sonic: Oh, sorry beautiful. I didn't see you. Are you hurt?
Shadow: No, I'm fine. *gets helped up* Get your hands off me!
Sonic: Sorry babe! *let's go of Shadow* Is it just me or is it hot out here?
Shadow: Go fuck yourself Faker. *enters the sushi shop*
Sonic: Was that Shadow?… Nah! *goes home*
*inside the sushi shop*
Shop worker: Can I help you?
Shadow: I just want a big sushi box.
Shop worker: Of course. Anything else?
Shadow: No thanks. *Pays and leaves shop*
Rouge: *is leaning up against the wall of the shop* Did you get our dinner?
Shadow: Of course. Let's go home before we run into Faker again.
Rouge: You met Sonic?
Shadow: Yeah.. He tried to get into my… Well, I can't say pants 'cuz' I'm not wearing pants.
Rouge: You're not wearing panties?
Shadow: No, why should I?
Rouge: Because! You're a girl!
Shadow: I'm a girl? *Looks down herself* Oh, right…. Ehm… Awkward..!
A/N Hi everyone, again, please read and review!
