Author's note: I HAD written this all down and typed it but it exited. (
Discalimer: Y'all know I own nothing. Nada. Goose egg. Zip. The big ZERO.
Sam: Mr Frodo, I think we should have a pool Party! On account of I haven't seen anyone lately, and I'm bored stiff.
Frodo: WHY SAM! That's an excellent idea! But shouldn't we wait for a while since it is-
Sam: Mr Frodo. Don't you worry yourself about it. Go into the kitchen there and start making a cake and cookies and whatnot! Be sure to find the potato chips!!!!!
(In the meanwhile, Merry n pip were DROPPING EAVES!)
Pip: SAM! Is it true? Are you really going to have a party?
Sam: Why OF COURSE ITS TRUE! Why don't you help out and go decorate the pool over there with streamers and whatnot.
Pip: see Merry! I told you I'd be useful!! *sticks tongue out*
Merry: Sam, is it necessary to have a POOL party in the middle of-
Sam: Merry! You can help me call everyone! Here read this little card to everyone you call!
Merry: *dials numbers* Umm allo Mrs. Proudfoot. My dear friend Sam is throwing a party. Would you like to bring your lovely family and attend?
Mrs Proudfoot: Why that's an excellent idea! What should I bring?
Merry: make sure you can get wet, you see. pipes have been leaking but we still must continue! Nothing else but waterproof clothes and your presence will be needed.
Sam: good job merry! Are the proudfeet coming?
Merry: Yeah, yeah yeah.
Sam: no call all of these people.
THE DAY OF THE PARTY!
Doorbell rings. Sam goes to answer it.
Sa: WHY HELLO PROUDFEET! WELCOME TO SAM GAMGEE'S POOL PARTY!
Proudoot: POOL PARTY?!?!
Nother Proudfoot: IT'S THE MIDDLE OF DECEMBER!!!
Other proudfoot: *goes to wait outside to tell all the guests*
Random guest: A POOL PARTY IN DECEMBER?! IS HE MAD!
Guests go out to the pool and see HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HANAKUAH, HAPPY NEW YEAR! CONGRADULATIONS! YAY YOU GRADUATED! And other random slogans all over banners.
Random guest: NOW THIS iS TOO WEIRD!
Random guest: SHALL WE be an angry mob?
Random guest: YES LETS! *passes out pitchforks and tourches!* ATTAcK!!!
Pippin and Merry: AHHH!!! * run to Bree to be safe from the mob*
Frodo: SAM! LEAVE NOW!
Sam: NO Mr. Frodo, I made a promise! DON'T YOU LET THEM ATTACK You SAM GAMGEE! And I DON'T MEAN TO! I DON'T MEANT TO! RUN FRODO!
Frodo: I DON'T NEED TO BE TOLD TWICE, *runs farrrr away *
Sam: *is being chased out of town by the angry mob*
Author's Note: please remember these are my iamextremlyhyperonsugarsoiwrotestoriesaboutangrymobsandbrilliantideasoftheho bbits stories.
Discalimer: Y'all know I own nothing. Nada. Goose egg. Zip. The big ZERO.
Sam: Mr Frodo, I think we should have a pool Party! On account of I haven't seen anyone lately, and I'm bored stiff.
Frodo: WHY SAM! That's an excellent idea! But shouldn't we wait for a while since it is-
Sam: Mr Frodo. Don't you worry yourself about it. Go into the kitchen there and start making a cake and cookies and whatnot! Be sure to find the potato chips!!!!!
(In the meanwhile, Merry n pip were DROPPING EAVES!)
Pip: SAM! Is it true? Are you really going to have a party?
Sam: Why OF COURSE ITS TRUE! Why don't you help out and go decorate the pool over there with streamers and whatnot.
Pip: see Merry! I told you I'd be useful!! *sticks tongue out*
Merry: Sam, is it necessary to have a POOL party in the middle of-
Sam: Merry! You can help me call everyone! Here read this little card to everyone you call!
Merry: *dials numbers* Umm allo Mrs. Proudfoot. My dear friend Sam is throwing a party. Would you like to bring your lovely family and attend?
Mrs Proudfoot: Why that's an excellent idea! What should I bring?
Merry: make sure you can get wet, you see. pipes have been leaking but we still must continue! Nothing else but waterproof clothes and your presence will be needed.
Sam: good job merry! Are the proudfeet coming?
Merry: Yeah, yeah yeah.
Sam: no call all of these people.
THE DAY OF THE PARTY!
Doorbell rings. Sam goes to answer it.
Sa: WHY HELLO PROUDFEET! WELCOME TO SAM GAMGEE'S POOL PARTY!
Proudoot: POOL PARTY?!?!
Nother Proudfoot: IT'S THE MIDDLE OF DECEMBER!!!
Other proudfoot: *goes to wait outside to tell all the guests*
Random guest: A POOL PARTY IN DECEMBER?! IS HE MAD!
Guests go out to the pool and see HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HANAKUAH, HAPPY NEW YEAR! CONGRADULATIONS! YAY YOU GRADUATED! And other random slogans all over banners.
Random guest: NOW THIS iS TOO WEIRD!
Random guest: SHALL WE be an angry mob?
Random guest: YES LETS! *passes out pitchforks and tourches!* ATTAcK!!!
Pippin and Merry: AHHH!!! * run to Bree to be safe from the mob*
Frodo: SAM! LEAVE NOW!
Sam: NO Mr. Frodo, I made a promise! DON'T YOU LET THEM ATTACK You SAM GAMGEE! And I DON'T MEAN TO! I DON'T MEANT TO! RUN FRODO!
Frodo: I DON'T NEED TO BE TOLD TWICE, *runs farrrr away *
Sam: *is being chased out of town by the angry mob*
Author's Note: please remember these are my iamextremlyhyperonsugarsoiwrotestoriesaboutangrymobsandbrilliantideasoftheho bbits stories.
