L got to hogwarts and walked in. Evrybody was told to to a room to be sorted in houses. They all went and say down. On a stool was a hat which was called the sorting hat (Dumbldore explaned). They called the stifends up in alfabetical order by last name so L go first bc yhey don't know his last name. L walk up and sit onthe still and dumbldore put the hat on his head.

"You are RAVRNCLAW!" said the sorting hat

Then blond pigtails girl went up she was hufflepuff. The otger Ravenclaw were light luna near and a few other. The slytherin was draco and Mello the gryfindor was harry hermine and lights dad and the huflepuff was misa and masuda and matt. Then they all went to there rooms. L near and luna walked to the racenclaw stairs and said a riddle to make the stairs come down. Then tthey walk upstars (exept near he scooted). L and near are roommates. They sit silent for 2 hours bc they both have 1/10 social skill then finly L talk.

"Do you hav any cocane" he asked

"Ya" said near and they snorted cocane together

THen draco walked in

"Hi I came to bully peple bc I'm a daeth eater" he said "Your ugly"

"Do you want som cocane" asked L

"No cocsine is for loosers" said draco

Harry burst in

"I heard bullying i cam to help" he said

"Thanks said L"

"Your welcomd" said harry "Voldmort tried to kill ms once so I know how it fells"

He did the amortentia spell on draco and he left

"Do you want to be my freind" asked L

"No" said harry

"Do you want cocane" asjed neat

"Ya" said harry and snorted som cocaine

Hermine burst in

"I haerd there was cocain" she said and snorted som cocane

"Will you be my freind" adked L

"Ew no" said hermine

Drack came back

"I cam back for cocane" he said ans snorted som cocain and punched L

Theb draco and Harry kiss and fall in love and L cries bc he's alone