Auditions in the Auditorium

Sharpay: Troy!!!! Ready for our auditions?

Troy: Auditions are today? Are you cereal?

Jason: Fruit Loops!

Troy: Omigosh I love Fruit Loops! I even had some for breakfast! I especially like the green ones!

Sharpay: Troy! Listen to me! Yes I'm cereal. They're right now!

Jason: Special K!

Sharpay: Ew, who likes Special K?

Ms. Darbus: Troy! Sharpay! Time for your auditions!

Sharpay: RYAN! TRACK 7!

Ryan: You got it sis! (Tries to get the CD in the stereo, but is trying to get it off his finger, then 4 minutes later his finger pops off)

Ryan: My finger! My beautiful middle finger! How will I be able to flip people off now!?

Sharpay: Just use the other hand! And put the damn CD in already!

Ryan: (gets the CD off of his detached finger, and gets it in the stereo, and sets it to track 7, and the accompaniment starts playing)

Troy: Doot doot doot doot doot Dora!

Sharpay: Doot doot doot doot doot Dora!

Both: Dora Dora Dora the Explorer!

Troy: Explorer!

Sharpay: Boots and super cool explorer Dora!

Troy: We need your help!

Sharpay: Grab your backpack!

Troy: Let's go!

Sharpay: Jump in!
Troy: Vamanos!

Both: You can lead the way-ay! Hey Hey!

Troy: Doot doot—

Ms. Darbus: STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Troy: Dora!

Ms. Darbus: I SAID STOPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chad: Hey, we were going to do that song!

Gabriella: Dora the Explorer is SO an illegal immigrant.

Ryan: So is Boots.

Kelsi: And Diego.

Taylor: Chad! It's our turn now!

Chad: No, we are not doing a Keke Palmer song.

Ryan: I thought you were my partner!

Taylor: Me and Gabi switched. I mean, can you resist his hair? (Pets Chad's hair)

Ryan: It is pretty afrotastic.

Ms. Darbus: Taylor! Chad! Go!

Chad: Troy! Track 9!

Troy: I don't know how to do it! DADDY! I NEED HELP!

Coach Bolton: (Yelling from the hallway) I'm practicing my lines son! Figure it out yourself!

Troy: Daddy! No! (pouts and walks off)

Kelsi: I'll be happy to be your pianist!

Taylor: No, we don't need a botnist.

Gabriella: I love plants!

Zeke: Do you want some of my all-natural apple strudel?

Gabriella: No, I need to watch my figure for the nude pictures I'm taking today.

Martha: I want the apple strudel! (grabs it out of Zeke's hand and chews it with her mouth open)

Chad: Will somebody turn on the fricking music?

Martha: (still chewing) Yuh Huh! (Turns on the stero, and the music starts playing)

Chad: Everybody makes mistakes.

Taylor: Everybody has those days.

Both: 1, 2, 3, 4!

Chad: Everybody makes mistakes!

Taylor: Everybody has those days!

Chad: Everybody knows what, I'm talking 'bout!

Taylor: Everybody gets that way!

Both: Uh huh!

Chad: Everybody makes mistakes!

Taylor Everybody had those days!

Chad: Everybody knows what, I'm talking 'bout!

Taylor: Everybody gets that way!

Chad: Sometimes I'm in a jam!

Taylor: I got to make a plan!

Chad: It might be crazy!

Taylor: I'll do it anyway!

Chad: No way to know for sure.

Taylor: I'll figure out a cure!

Chad: I'm patching up the holes!

Taylor: But then it overflows!

Both: If I'm not doing to well! (Claps) Why be so hard on myself! Nobody's perfect! I got to work it! Again and again 'til I get it right! Nobody's perfect! You—

Ms. Darbus: Enough!!!!! Gabriella! Ryan! You're up!

Gabriella: Sharpay, track 3.

Sharpay: Whatever. (Sets it to track 3, and accompaniment starts)

Ryan: It's Ryan bitch.

Gabriella: Gimme gimme!

Ryan: More!

Gabriella: Gimme!

Ryan: More!

Gabriella: Gimme gimme!

Ryan: More!

Gabriella: Gimme gimme!

Ryan: More!

Gabriella: Gimme!

Ryan: More!

Gabriella: Gimme gimme—

Ms. Darbus: Quit it! This was worse than the Dora the Explorer! (Plugs ears and runs out of the auditorium) AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chad: Someone needs therapy…. (Coach Bolton enters the auditorium)

Coach Bolton: I'm here for my auditions!

Troy: Sorry Daddy, Ms. Darbus went coo coo for Cocoa Puffs.

Coach Bolton: Eh, I'm not a cereal person; I'm more of a muffin person.

Sharpay: Speaking of muffins, does anybody want one? (Pulls six muffins out of her bra) I have blueberry, chocolate, and banana nut.

Jason: BANANA! Star Wars muffin! Imaginary muffin! Esfestus muffin, I'm making muffins as fast as I can! Blood!

Ryan: I'm not eating those! They have touched your boobs!

Sharpay: So…

Troy: Ooh! Muffins! (Eats all six of them)

Martha: No thanks, I can only in Jenny muffins…..

Taylor: You're on Jenny Craig?

Martha! Kirsty Alley said it worked! (Runs out crying)

Chad: Make that 2 people who need therapy….

A/n: I hoped you all loved chapter 2! I'm so happy you all loved chapter 1! The reviews made me so happy! If you liked this parody and you are a HUGE loliver fan, then read Alissyn and Silly Lilly's Loliver: The Musical! (It's on Silly Lilly's account)