Auditions in the Auditorium
Sharpay: Troy!!!! Ready for our auditions?
Troy: Auditions are today? Are you cereal?
Jason: Fruit Loops!
Troy: Omigosh I love Fruit Loops! I even had some for breakfast! I especially like the green ones!
Sharpay: Troy! Listen to me! Yes I'm cereal. They're right now!
Jason: Special K!
Sharpay: Ew, who likes Special K?
Ms. Darbus: Troy! Sharpay! Time for your auditions!
Sharpay: RYAN! TRACK 7!
Ryan: You got it sis! (Tries to get the CD in the stereo, but is trying to get it off his finger, then 4 minutes later his finger pops off)
Ryan: My finger! My beautiful middle finger! How will I be able to flip people off now!?
Sharpay: Just use the other hand! And put the damn CD in already!
Ryan: (gets the CD off of his detached finger, and gets it in the stereo, and sets it to track 7, and the accompaniment starts playing)
Troy: Doot doot doot doot doot Dora!
Sharpay: Doot doot doot doot doot Dora!
Both: Dora Dora Dora the Explorer!
Troy: Explorer!
Sharpay: Boots and super cool explorer Dora!
Troy: We need your help!
Sharpay: Grab your backpack!
Troy: Let's go!
Sharpay: Jump in!
Troy: Vamanos!
Both: You can lead the way-ay! Hey Hey!
Troy: Doot doot—
Ms. Darbus: STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Troy: Dora!
Ms. Darbus: I SAID STOPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chad: Hey, we were going to do that song!
Gabriella: Dora the Explorer is SO an illegal immigrant.
Ryan: So is Boots.
Kelsi: And Diego.
Taylor: Chad! It's our turn now!
Chad: No, we are not doing a Keke Palmer song.
Ryan: I thought you were my partner!
Taylor: Me and Gabi switched. I mean, can you resist his hair? (Pets Chad's hair)
Ryan: It is pretty afrotastic.
Ms. Darbus: Taylor! Chad! Go!
Chad: Troy! Track 9!
Troy: I don't know how to do it! DADDY! I NEED HELP!
Coach Bolton: (Yelling from the hallway) I'm practicing my lines son! Figure it out yourself!
Troy: Daddy! No! (pouts and walks off)
Kelsi: I'll be happy to be your pianist!
Taylor: No, we don't need a botnist.
Gabriella: I love plants!
Zeke: Do you want some of my all-natural apple strudel?
Gabriella: No, I need to watch my figure for the nude pictures I'm taking today.
Martha: I want the apple strudel! (grabs it out of Zeke's hand and chews it with her mouth open)
Chad: Will somebody turn on the fricking music?
Martha: (still chewing) Yuh Huh! (Turns on the stero, and the music starts playing)
Chad: Everybody makes mistakes.
Taylor: Everybody has those days.
Both: 1, 2, 3, 4!
Chad: Everybody makes mistakes!
Taylor: Everybody has those days!
Chad: Everybody knows what, I'm talking 'bout!
Taylor: Everybody gets that way!
Both: Uh huh!
Chad: Everybody makes mistakes!
Taylor Everybody had those days!
Chad: Everybody knows what, I'm talking 'bout!
Taylor: Everybody gets that way!
Chad: Sometimes I'm in a jam!
Taylor: I got to make a plan!
Chad: It might be crazy!
Taylor: I'll do it anyway!
Chad: No way to know for sure.
Taylor: I'll figure out a cure!
Chad: I'm patching up the holes!
Taylor: But then it overflows!
Both: If I'm not doing to well! (Claps) Why be so hard on myself! Nobody's perfect! I got to work it! Again and again 'til I get it right! Nobody's perfect! You—
Ms. Darbus: Enough!!!!! Gabriella! Ryan! You're up!
Gabriella: Sharpay, track 3.
Sharpay: Whatever. (Sets it to track 3, and accompaniment starts)
Ryan: It's Ryan bitch.
Gabriella: Gimme gimme!
Ryan: More!
Gabriella: Gimme!
Ryan: More!
Gabriella: Gimme gimme!
Ryan: More!
Gabriella: Gimme gimme!
Ryan: More!
Gabriella: Gimme!
Ryan: More!
Gabriella: Gimme gimme—
Ms. Darbus: Quit it! This was worse than the Dora the Explorer! (Plugs ears and runs out of the auditorium) AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chad: Someone needs therapy…. (Coach Bolton enters the auditorium)
Coach Bolton: I'm here for my auditions!
Troy: Sorry Daddy, Ms. Darbus went coo coo for Cocoa Puffs.
Coach Bolton: Eh, I'm not a cereal person; I'm more of a muffin person.
Sharpay: Speaking of muffins, does anybody want one? (Pulls six muffins out of her bra) I have blueberry, chocolate, and banana nut.
Jason: BANANA! Star Wars muffin! Imaginary muffin! Esfestus muffin, I'm making muffins as fast as I can! Blood!
Ryan: I'm not eating those! They have touched your boobs!
Sharpay: So…
Troy: Ooh! Muffins! (Eats all six of them)
Martha: No thanks, I can only in Jenny muffins…..
Taylor: You're on Jenny Craig?
Martha! Kirsty Alley said it worked! (Runs out crying)
Chad: Make that 2 people who need therapy….
A/n: I hoped you all loved chapter 2! I'm so happy you all loved chapter 1! The reviews made me so happy! If you liked this parody and you are a HUGE loliver fan, then read Alissyn and Silly Lilly's Loliver: The Musical! (It's on Silly Lilly's account)
