"Beerus" Normal Speech.

'Naruto' Normal Thought.

"Rasengan" Jutsu/Technique.

"Kurama" Demon/Monster/Bijuu Normal Speech.

'Kurama' Demon/Monster/Bijuu Thought.

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New Destruction

-V-Aido-

Chapter II

-Tanzaku Town-

Naruto was walking around the town, bored.

He looked to his left and saw blonde woman, with the biggest tits he has seen so far, looking at him.

Besides her was a black-haired woman holding a pig.

"Great, now I got a 50-year old virgin following me along with her trusty slave" Naruto said out loud not caring that both women heard him.

He went into the nearest bar and sat in his own booth.

The G.O.D knew they were going to follow him inside, but he didn't give a fuck.

What were they going to do? Report him to Minato?

Yeah okay, like that weakling of a Hokage was even worth his time.

The reason he was in town in the first place was because he heard they had vanilla pudding. But so far, they didn't have shit! So, he was stuck wondering the town – bored.

He could go back to Konoha, to watch TV or maybe fuck some women, but... he didn't feel like it.

If he went back then no doubt Minato or Kushina will try to bring him back into their lives. Yeah, no. He already had enough of 3 years of apologizing and trying to reconnect with him simply because of a prophecy.

Oh and did he forget to mention that the prophecy changed? And because of that, both Minato and Jiraiya have been trying to make him into the prefect child of prophecy that would 'save' the world.

Well a bit more Jiraiya than Minato since the latter mostly wanted his son back.

Ah, he still remembers the day that Jiraiya told Minato.

He remembers all of their faces. It was priceless!

That day was fun honestly.

-Flashback-

Everybody was having a great time.

Why?

Well it was Naruto, Mito, and Natsumi's birthday.

Every clan in Konoha was invited to their birthday.

Though Naruto didn't know why he was even here since he was essentially immortal, so a simple birthday was nothing.

For the rest, they just came because they were friends with the Hokage and his wife.

Or maybe they wanted to steal HIS PUDDING!

Nah. Impossible.

Naruto looked around and saw Mito and Natsumi having fun with their friends.

The clan heads talking with Kushina and Minato.

So far nobody had pudding in their hands so that was good.

"This is so boring!" Kushina and Minato heard him and turned their heads towards him.

The clan heads did so too and quirked an eyebrow.

Sure, they had seen Naruto around a bit but never interacted with him.

"Ima grab me some pudding!" Naruto smiled as he went into the kitchen.

The clan heads looked at Kushina and Minato and saw their crestfallen faces.

"Mina-" Shikaku was cut off by a shout in the kitchen.

"WHO THE HELL STOLE ONE OF MY PUDDING?!" Naruto blasted a whole though the kitchen to the living room.

And boy was he pissed.

*Slurp**Slurp*.

Everybody's head turned to Kuromaru who was licking some pudding that was left in the plastic little container.

Naruto's head slowly turned to look at Kuromaru.

"Your dead you filthy mutt!" Naruto was ready to shoot a KI blast to the dog when the door slammed open.

Everybody, again, turned their heads and saw it was Jiraiya – who was panting heavily.

"Minato!" The toad sage called out.

Minato stepped forward "Sensei?" he wondered what the older male wanted and why he looked like he had ran miles.

Jiraiya went forward and grabbed Minato by his clothes.

"Minato! It changed!" Everybody, except Naruto, looked at him with questioning "the prophecy changed!" Jiraiya said as Minato got wide-eyed.

"H-How!?" Minato asked as everybody, except Naruto, listened.

"The great elder said 'A child born from two great ninjas, has the power to destroy with a single flick, and due to the parents' actions, the future will now be... bleak'" (A.N: I know not the best, but I can't write prophecies) )Jiraiya said still grabbing onto Minato "M-Minato... w-we were wrong! It wasn't Nasumi or Mito! It's Naruto! He is the child of prophecy" how the hell did he even know?

Everybody turned to Naruto and saw him trying to get Kuromaru to spit out the pudding he ate.

"Spit. Out. My. Pudding!" Naruto said choking the poor dog.

Jiraiya looked back at Minato "We have to change him Minato! The great elder said the future was bleak but maybe we can change that! We can't have a future like that!" Okay. Now this guy is stupid.

Naruto stopped his action after 10 seconds of chocking the poor dog before turning around and seeing that everybody was looking at him.

Did he care? No.

But he needed to do something now that a dog had humiliated him.

And what better way than to punish the dog's owner.

"Who is this mutt's owner?!" Naruto was surrounded by a purple aurora as everybody pointed to Tsume due to fear.

Naruto walked over to her before levitating up so he could see her eye to eye.

Everybody was shocked at seeing him levitate but did nothing, the purple aurora was still around him.

"Seeing as how your dog took my pudding which is punishable by death" Tsume paled "...in-order for him to not die by my hand, you will be given punishment due to you being his owner" she nodded her head fast as Naruto leaned forward.

He looked at her up and down for a few seconds.

"Tell me woman... are you fertile?" Everybody got wide-eyed knowing where it was going to go.

Tsume bit her lip and was about to say no but he increased his aurora making her say yes.

Naruto nodded "I see... then as punishment for your mutt eating my pudding you will give birth to my children!" He said as the number 1 appeared on the left side of her neck "I will be at your house tomorrow to do the deed" Tsume nodded in fear.

The G.O.D looked around and saw everybody still looking at him "If you try and interfere then I will make your women the next to bear my children" and to show that he shouldn't be fucked with, Naruto shot a purple ball of KI to the trees outside the house in which created a huge explosion.

Naruto maybe 10 but that didn't mean his junior was little.

No, no, no.

It was way beyond little.

Minato and Jiraya looked at him scared due to the prophecy maybe might be coming true.

As to which everybody else was just looking at him in nothing but fear, with a few glares.

Naruto flew away slowly muttering 'stupid mutts' 'stupid mortals' and 'stupid old toad'.

Yeah, he heard what Jiaiya said.

Now his life will be getting more annoying when he's with the Namikazes.

Which was half of the time.

FUCK!

-Flashback End-

Naruto smiled at the thought of his first mate.

While she didn't like him at first, which was for the first two days, since he had basically told her she was now his by force.

She quickly fell for him.

Which he couldn't blame her.

I mean c'mon, he was a god, who wouldn't fall for a god?

She gave birth to two of his children, which he of course loved. Sure, he was a God but that didn't mean he was a dick to everybody. No, it was just to those he didn't like, and his children where not ones he hated. They were innocent.

Anyways.

During those three years, his parents weren't the only ones who were trying to suck up to him.

The villagers had gone from thinking he was the outcast son or the useless child of Minato, to thinking he was simply strong ninja.

Well... strong wasn't what they wanted to call him.

But he said he was simply strong since they would start sucking up even more if he told them that he was a god.

And how exactly did it come to be?

Well, it had to do with a certain stupid toad sannin.

-Flashback-

Naruto laughed at Jiraiya's pitiful kick,

He grabbed it before slamming the sannin, along with his two old toads, into the ground.

"Wow... even with senjutsu, you can't touch me" Naruto said before grabbing the female toad that was on his right shoulder.

"Every single time you come to Konoha, you and your little slave of a student try and have me join your side so that I wouldn't 'destroy' the future" he started to squeeze the toad "but did it ever occur to you that you are responsible for me maybe 'destroying' the future of the elemental nations?".

Minato appeared behind him with the rasengan in his hand and slammed it on his back.

But to the shock of everyone, especially Minato, his rasengan didn't do anything.

To him, that technique was like hitting a rock slamming against a brick wall. And he was the wall.

It didn't do shit.

Naruto quickly turned around and grabbed the hokage by the neck.

"Try and use your little flashy technique Namikaze, I'll show you what happens if you do" Naruto squeezed harder.

Naruto felt a little pinch on his back and saw an anbu hitting him with a kunai.

The ones who were still hidden cursed at their comrade's stupidity.

"I see we have a volunteer to die" Naruto smirked.

*Squelch*.

The anbu didn't see it coming.

One second the kid was strangling the hokage and the next he had his arm through the anbu's chest.

Naruto sensed Jiraiya standing up.

The toad sannin glared at Naruto but didn't do anything due to still having his hand on Ma's neck/body.

"You really are a pain on the ass Jiraiya" everybody would've been surprised at the kid's language but currently they were more focused on the fight "and I don't like anything being a pain on MY ass especially" Naruto grinned as he looked at the struggling toad on his hand.

His hand started to glow purple.

"Maybe... you should know why being a pain on my ass is the worst move to do".

Pa, the male toad, looked at Naruto scared.

Jiraiya's glare faded, becoming nervous at was going to happen.

Naruto smirked and threw the toad in the air before he shot a purple ball of KI towards her.

""MA!"" Pa, Jiraiya, and Minato screamed.

*Boom!*.

Naruto readied another KI blast quickly.

Jiraiya, Pa, and Minato looked in shock as one of the powerful toads was killed with a single blast.

Pa and Jiraiya glared back at Naruto and saw the purple ball again.

Naruto aimed it at the sky towards his right.

"Next we should see how powerful you and Konoha are without the toads at your side" Naruto said with a smirk on his face.

Everybody froze.

Pa swallowed nervously as he jumped off Jiraiya's shoulder.

"Wait! Please... we toads will stay out of your way! Just don't destroy our home!' Pa bowed down on the floor.

Jiraiya looked at Pa in shock.

Naruto turned his head sideways to look at Jiraiya "It all depends on your summoner old frog" the kid said.

Jiraiya glared at his 'godson' and gritted his teeth.

"I won't bother you... anymore" the toad sannin said bitterly.

Naruto canceled his technique and looked down at the male toad.

"Keep your summoner in line frog or I will show you exactly why I am a God of Destruction" Naruto said as he flew away to his 'home'.

Jiraiya punched the wall next to him in anger, creating a dent.

Pa gritted his teeth in sadness and anger at having lost his life partner die.

Minato was still in shock at witnessing his son brutally murder a powerful ally to Konoha.

The anbu picked up their fallen comrade before leaving to the hospital, even though they knew it was already too late.

-Flashback End-

Two days later and news had spread about him beating Jiraiya easily despite being a 11-year-old.

Naruto smirked.

The toad sannin did keep to his words but that didn't mean he wouldn't try anything in the future.

"Excuse me kid" Naruto turned and looked at a waiter "you can't be here withou-" the waiter was grabbed by the neck and slammed on the table.

"Does it look like I give two fucks?!" Naruto said before throwing the waiter across the room, almost hitting the blonde woman and her slave that were walking towards him.

"Woah, almost hit me there kid" Tsunade said now at his booth.

Naruto quirked an eye brow before shrugging and putting his arms on the back of his head.

The blonde woman looked at the kid and couldn't help but admit he was handsome. Though she did find his choice of clothing weird but didn't say anything.

"What do you want slug sannin? I have things to do before heading back to the Namikazes" Naruto said surprising her at how he knew who she was.

Tsunade sat down with her 'slave' doing so two.

"Your Kushina's kid, right?" Tsunade asked right away.

Naruto nodded.

"What are you doing here without your parents?" She asked as Naruto yawned.

He looked at her "That's my buisness" Naruto said.

Tsuande frowned at the quick answer.

Shizune looked at Naruto and blushed a bit.

The slug sannin was about to ask another when he did something that nobody expected.

He grabbed both of jugs and pinched her nipples through her clothes.

"Mmm" Tsunade moaned before snapping out of her small pleasurable trance and slapping his hands away.

She glared at him, to which Naruto looked at his hands.

"Hmmm, so they aren't fake" The G.O.D shrugged not caring that the slug sannin was sill glaring at him.

Shizune looked scared at the look her master was giving the kid.

Naruto stood up and looked at the two women.

"Well this has honestly been a waste of my time... though the tits you have were nice" he said making the woman blush a bit again "I got to go, I either find the pudding today or tomorrow those so called new genins will be within a grave if they decide to be stupid" Naruto said cracking his neck.

He put two fingers to his forehead and smiled to the two ladies.

"If you ever want to get rid of both of your virginities, you know where to find me" with that Naruto disappeared.

Shizune looked at her master with a blush.

"Virginites?" She asked as Tsunade looked the other way.

How the hell was she supposed to tell her former 'boyfriend's' niece that she had never done the deed with him.

Or that he was also swinging the other way?

OR even better, why she was still a virgin after all this time...

She had the biggest tits in the planet and yet she couldn't find a guy?

Yeah, like that was believable.

-Time Skip-

Naruto was in the middle of Konoha walking to the academy.

As he walked he saw many women giving him lustful gazes as to which men bowed to him.

Nothing out of the ordinary.

He was known as a playboy among the women of Konoha, and to the men he was... well a god.

He could do things they could never do and one of those things was getting their wives/girlfriends/sisters/mothers off their backs.

Why do you think women gave him those gazes?

"Maybe I should get some sweets before going to take the test" Naruto wondered.

He doesn't give a fuck about the test. What where people going to do? Force him or fail him? Yeah like they could do shit.

Naruto entered a cake shop.

"A Uzumaki-Sama, the usual I presume?" The cashier asked as he nodded.

The cashier went to the back and came back with some vanilla pudding.

She gave it to him as he smiled before leaving.

He already paid with his dick the night before when he had gotten back from his little search.

"I wonder if the other villages have pudding too?".

The God of Destruction wondered as he ate his pudding.

-1 Hour Later-

He took his time getting to the academy, after-all... pudding is to be savored.

Naruto went to his assigned room and kicked the door open.

"Don't worry ladies, your handsome prince is here" he said entering the room.

Most of the girls squealed when they saw him, as to which the boys did nothing. Due to fear most likely.

Well, some of the boys.

Kiba, Tsume's son, stood up "Oi! Where the hell where you?!" He asked/yelled.

Naruto looked at him and smirked

"Giving your mother another baby mutt" he said making Kiba get a tick-mark. He was about to yell but Iruka cut him off.

"Just take your seat Naruto, we don't have time for this today" Iruka said pinching the bridge of his nose.

Naruto walked forward to his seat waving Iruka off.

Most of the girls made room for him to seat with, even trying to push their friends off.

He chuckled before seating next to Sastuki, the youngest child of Fugaku and Mikoto Uchiha, and his sisters. Each having different reactions when he sat in the same row as them.

Natsumi flinched a bit. Mito looked away in fear. And Satsuki just gave him a tiny smile.

Naruto smirked a little at their reactions, especially Natsumi and Mito.

And you may be wondering why they acted like that with him, right?

Well... let's just say he taught Natsumi a lesson on her their 13th birthday by taking out the Kyuubi's chakra that was in her by force and only leaving a about 2 tails worth so she could live.

He did it slowly so it could hurt more... which for her it was nothing but minutes of pure agony.

As for Mito, well she was always afraid of him ever since the arm incident three years ago.

"Naruto pay attention!" Iruka yelled to the heir of the Namikaze and Uzumaki clans... well more Uzumaki than Namikaze since Namikaze wasn't even a clan.

Naruto quirked an eyebrow at the academy teacher and spoke.

*Sigh*"Tell me Iruka, why should any of us even be learning this bullshit? It won't help us when we make our first kill or even how to escape dangerous situations" Naruto said putting his hand on the back of his head.

The academy teacher stayed silent.

The other students also stayed silent.

Iruka opened his mouth to speak after a few seconds but was stopped when Naruto put his hand up.

"You know what I don't care, don't give me an answer... just continue with the pointless lesson while I talk to my little sisters" the male Uzumaki said as Iruka did so.

Naruto turned towards Mito and Natsumi before putting his feet on Natsumi's lap, making the latter flinch a bit.

"Tell me Natsumi, do you want to be treated as dirt or a queen?".

Nasumi was caught off guard by the question but answer nonetheless.

"...I-I would like to be treated as... a queen..." She said slowly.

Naruto nodded with a smile on his face.

He looked at Mito and asked the same thing.

"A queen..." She responded.

Naruto clapped lightly.

He smiled again making both sisters blush lightly.

"Good, now let me ask this... how do you feel about your sperm donor now that he isn't paying much attention to you like he use to before?" Naruto asked both his sisters.

Both were about to answer right away and say they loved their father, but stopped before they did so.

Did they really?

Natsumi and Mito looked at each other.

Back then he would treat them as princesses and give them all of his attention.

But now he didn't do that, their father would pay attention only to Naruto and try to be with him more than them now.

And they knew why, of course now they knew, but it didn't make any sense. Why couldn't he pay attention to them too?

Naruto noticed their inner turmoil and sighed "Relax, you have until tonight to answer, not right now" he said as they nodded.

He looked towards Iruka and saw the teacher was still talking about the history. Naruto put his feet down before putting his head on Natsumi's lap, making the girl blush.

She didn't know what to make of the action. He never did this with... ever.

Naruto noticed that there was no head scratching like Tsume did to him when they were alone. He reached out with his arm and grabbed her hand before putting it on his head, motioning her what to do.

And she did so right away, not noticing the jealous looks that others where giving her – mainly the girls in the class.

Naruto gave a small smile and just enjoyed the head scratching.

Now, did he hate his sisters anymore? Not really.

Did he blame them for the lack of love he never received as a child? A little, but it wasn't really their fault.

They were kids.

Was he caring for them?... You could say so. And it's not because he eventually came to terms that things should stay in the past and he should just move forward, no! What the hell?! Who even made that shit up? It was not that.

The reason why he was caring for them was because Minato was doing the same thing to them that he had done to Naruto, which was ignore him.

Kushina did so a little bit but due to her seeing how she treated her son she still cared for her daughters and didn't ignore them, unlike Minato.

Which is why he cared for them more than before, it was both pity and relating to them.

"Tell me when he stops talking" Naruto said with his eyes closed.

Natsumi nodded, the blush still on her face.

-Mindscape-

The Uzumaki appeared in his mindscape.

He had been here a few times already, after he had found out how to get there and what it was. I mean, he didn't want the same thing to happen like when he had first appeared in his mindscape. In which he almost got lost and was scared shitless.

*Yawn*.

Naruto walked forward to where his prisoner was.

A.K.A the Kyuubi.

"Hey! Furball, are you calm now or do I need to beat the hell out of you again like the last 2 times" Naruto said and heard a growl from behind the cage.

"What do you want... master" the Kyuubi said, with the last part remorseful.

Naruto grinned and looked at the eyes that opened wide "I ask want to ask you one thing Kurama" again he hear the Kyuubi growl, but like always... he didn't care.

He went snapped his fingers and an unconscious man, with chakra chains around his body, appeared on the flooded ground.

The Kyuubi looked down at man and it's eyes widened.

Naruto noticed Kurama's reaction and wondered why it was that it did that.

"I found this mortal's chakra attached to my chakra along with his soul" The G.O.D shrugged but you could tell he was annoyed "I noticed a day after my ascension but figured it was nothing until I looked more into it" Naruto created a stick and started to pick the unconscious man's face "a couple of seconds inside the deepest parts of my mindscape and I found him..." Naruto grinned "when he saw me he seemed to think I was not a threat... and was also shocked... until I destroyed half of his chakra and soul with a single KI blast" the Kyuubi's eyes widened and gained a bit of fear in them.

Kurama looked at the man once again and was about to deny that it knew the man, but remembered what he had done to the man while also remembering how Naruto could beat it easily.

It didn't want it's soul to be destroyed, at all!

With a sighed, the being of mass chakra spoke "That is one of the two sons of the Rikudou Sennin(Sage of Six Paths), Asura Ōtsutsuki" it said with a bit of sadness in it's voice at remembering the old man.

Naruto looked at the man and then Kurama.

"Rikudou... Sennin" he said slowly.

Of course, the god knew who he was but that isn't why he said it slowly.

He said it slowly because that may have been the second source of chakra he felt within his mindscape when he went to search for Asura's chakra. The reason why he didn't go after the old man first was because well... he was just too lazy to do so. He already went after one that day, which was the weak compared to the other, and then after that he had to go to the next? No way! That was enough work for one day.

Anyways, shaking off his thoughts, he looked at the man and shrugged "Was this Asura supposed to be powerful like his father?" he asked as Kurama nodded slowly "I see... then why isn't he? I mean, his soul is here(now half) along with his whole chakra(again... now half) but yet he isn't" Kurama honestly didn't know what to say at this point.

What could it even say? That Asura is powerful?

Clearly what was in front of it was saying otherwise.

And that scared the Kyuubi.

Asura was like half of the Rikudou Sennin, while the other half was Indra.

Okay yes, both brothers were still a little less powerful than their father but still powerful nonetheless.

Yet Naruto beat him in what sounded like a second.

"!" The Kyuubi was snapped out of his thoughts when it felt the water move a bit, telling it that someone was moving it's... master's body.

The white-blonde haired kid felt Natsumi stir him from outside, so his time was done inside his mindscape... for now

The kid looked at the Kyuubi and nodded in satisfaction, despite not getting an answer from the Kyuubi to his last quesion "For now, I think that's enough..."

Naruto grabbed the unconscious Asura by the neck before teleporting to the room that Asura was hiding in before.

The kid threw him on the ground roughly before leaving his mindscape fast, he didn't want another earful from Iruka. It was just annoying.

-Outside-

"Um, N-Naruto we have to get up" Natsumi stirred Naruto lightly.

He opened his eyes and stood up slowly since he had just awoken from his 'nap'.

Naruto turned to look at Natsumi.

"Is it time for the pointless test now?" he asked still 'sleepy'.

She nodded "Y-Yeah, Iruka-Sensei said we have to go outside for taijutsu" Natsumi said.

Naruto sighed and stood up.

"He knows I could break bones with a single finger and yet he still wants me to take the test, the dumbass should've just given me the headband the momen I walked into class to save him time" he said before walking to the door with Natsumi, Mito, and Satsuki following. The rest of the class had already gone ahead without them.

Why the hell did they need a headband to allow them to kill?

It made no type of sense.

But o'well, he'll go along with it for now.

That and he was bored.

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Ja Ne!