Diary Entry #2:

I guess I'm writing to this mysterious "Dear Diary" person. Mainly because I cannot for the life of my figure out the date here. I know I fell through on a Tuesday, because Tuesdays are arts and crafts days at the school and I was walking home with two miniaturized hand prints right on my boobs. I don't think poor little Ben meant to get to second base with me…come on, he's only 2 years old! But it was still embarrassing.

Bilbo Baggins, bless his tiny soul, went to the market yesterday and bought me a skirt, tunic and undershirt. I think my jeans and my hand boob shirt offended him.

He was perplexed by my converses, but he let me keep them. The skirt hides them anyway. If I need to really blend in I'll just go barefoot.
Anyway, besides my new wardrobe, some exciting things happened today.

I'll give you a list:

this fella in a dark grey robe and pointy hat showed up and said his name was Gandalf. THE Gandalf I am looking for to help me out! I tried to talk to him but he was too busy carving something into Bilbo Baggin's door.
Poor Bilbo Baggins got his hands full tonight when twelve dwarves showed up at his door unannounced.
3) I'M GOING ON A QUEST!

So, these dwarves. They are on some quest to go conquer this mountain that was their home like five thousand years ago. They also need to slay a dragon. But before they slay the dragon, they need a burglar to steal something for them. This Arkenstone thingy. It has special powers or something.

And I talked them into letting me tag along! Gandalf finally got to chat with me, and he said that if they make it to this place called Imodium (or something like that), this guy named Lord El Ron might be able to help me.

I wonder if El Ron speaks any spanish. It certainly sounds spanish.

So I am going with them. At least to Imodium.

They wanted Bilbo Baggins to come too, but he fainted before he got the chance to say yes. Believe it or not I will miss him. Besides all the yelling at the beginning, he was very nice to me.

Ooooo it's time for some dinner! Yum!

Ann signing off….