The Nimblest Thumbs

He sits in the same old couch, day after day, punching the buttons feverishly as if he would die if he didn't.

A blonde friend enters the room and leans over to look at what he's doing.

The red-haired gamer still presses away, totally unaware of the watching one.

One day he goes to visit his friends.

And wins all the rounds of a game of thumb-wrestling.

Why?

Matt has the nimblest thumbs.

A/N: Crazy…. I know, right? Anyway, please review!