"wait just a minute what do you mean your a vampire what..." layton said. "what is this lord of the rings..."
"nu uh laytonman." said vampire squire, "This is...Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box!" buffie the vampire mayor said, looking straight into the camera
Luke was taken aback forcing himself to turn off his Now Thats What I Call Music Pop Edition cd playing on his iphone 2. "PROFESSOR it says here in the prima strategy guide that is anton herzen"
"aaaaah luke well it sure is a good thing i was trained on how to fight evil villains by the great and powerful goku" the professor said as he began to charge his energy for roughly 21 hours.
"dude you have got to be Kidding me right now how am i suppose to Villain if you are HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ing all over this place this is bullshit everyone know sonic heros was a shitty game."
"that is the last straw" the entire population of fans of sonic said all at once, "how dare you insult a game i liked when i was a kid and that i havent played since. prepare to eat green eggs and ham you fucking sam i am"
just as things seemed to be getting very rated m for mature, a divine light shone down from the sky.
"luke my boy it her it is just as the prophecy foretold oh my puzzle-lord she has returned." layton took off his hat, revealing another smaller hat under it, "never would i have dreamed i would see it with my own eyes..."
katia anderson came down upon the scene, instantly destroying the herzen museum and anton. "oops sorry" she said, "hot shit coming through."
layton put his large hat over his heart and began to cry but like in a cool way "wow i cannot believe a situation was solved without the use of puzzles"
katia smiled at the man in front of him, looking for the right words. at last, she said to him "im gay"
