On the stage, funky ninja music played. At that, one by one, our cartoon characters, wearing their green ninja suits, came onto the stage, doing some kung fu moves. Starting with Danny, then Jade, Lilo and Stitch, Kim and Ron, Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and finally SpongeBob and Patrick. The crowd went wild. It was time for the show to start. "Welcome to the 2004 Kids' Choice Awards!" SpongeBob yelled out.

"Hey guys, look out there!" Danny said, pointing a figure who seemed like he was descending onto the stage with the help of some wires.

"Is it a bird?" Lilo asked.

"Is it a plane?" Timmy asked.

"No!" Jade replied. "It's flying funky ninja, Andre 3000!"

The audience could see that one of the lead singers from Outkast was floating down towards the stage, ready to start the show.

"Let us hear you guys say Hey Ya! For Outkast!" Kim announced. With that, Andre landed onstage and the rest of the group appeared. It was time to open the show with some kicking music from one of the best music groups. The cartoon co-hosts were in their positions, waiting for the music to start. Then, there was a sound effect of some breaking glass. SpongeBob jumped at the sound. "It wasn't me!" He said.

The music stopped. Everyone, including Andre 3000 just smiled at him. Then, Andre grabbed the mic and said, "1, 2, 3, 4! Uh!" With that, the song started. Everybody started dancing to Hey Ya! which was up for Favorite Song. Our cartoon stars put their own creative ninja dance moves to the mix with this kicking song.

Andre: My baby don't mess around

Because she loves me so

And this I know for sho

But does she really want it

But can't stand to see me

Walk out the door?

Don't try to fight the feeling

Cause the thought alone is killing me right now

Thank God for Mom and Dad

For sticking through together

Cause we don't know how

"Everybody! Come on!" SpongeBob yelled out. With that, our cartoon stars sang along

Co-Hosts and Chorus:

Hey Ya!

Hey Ya!

Hey Ya!

Hey Ya!

Hey Ya!

Hey Ya!

Hey Ya!

Hey Ya!

Andre:

You think you've got it

Oh, you think you've got it

But "got it" just don't get it

Til there's nothing at all

We've been together

Oh, we've been together

But separate's always better

When there's feelings involved

SpongeBob decided to get in the fun and sing along

SpongeBob:

If what they say is "Nothing is forever"

Ron:

Then what makes

Timmy:

Then what makes

Lilo:

then what makes

Danny:

then what makes

Kim:

What makes

Patrick:

What makes

Cartoon Co-Hosts:

Love the exception?

Andre:

So why oh why oh, why oh why oh

Are we so in denial

When we know we're not happy here?

Y'all don't want to hear me, you just want to dance

Andre, Cartoon Co-Hosts, and Chorus:

Hey Ya! Uh-oh

Hey Ya! Uh-oh

Andre:

Don't want to meet your daddy

Just want you in my caddy

Don't want to meet your mama

I'm, I'm, I'm

I'm just being honest!

Cartoon Co-Hosts and Chorus:

Hey Ya! Uh-oh

Uh-oh, Hey Ya! Uh-oh

Hey Ya! Uh-oh

Uh-oh, Hey Ya! Uh-oh

Hey Ya!

SpongeBob, Patrick, Timmy, Danny, Stitch, and Ron then approached Andre.

Andre:

Alright now, fellas?

Andre was talking to his fellow cartoon characters, but he was also talking to the rest of the group, who were in the audience.

SpongeBob, Ron, Stitch, Timmy, Danny, OutKast:

Yeah?

Andre:

Now, what's cooler than being cool?

SpongeBob, Ron, Stitch, Timmy, Danny, OutKast:

Ice Cold!

Andre:

I can't hear ya! I said what's cooler than being cool?

SpongeBob, Ron, Stitch, Timmy, Danny, OutKast:

Ice Cold!

Andre:

Alright, alright, alright, alright

Alright, alright, alright, alright

Alright, alright, alright, alright

Alright, alright...

Then, Kim, Jade, Lilo, and the girl dancers approached Andre.

Andre:

OK. Now ladies?

Kim, Jade, Lilo, and Dancers:

Yeah?

Andre:

Now we're going to break this back down in just a few seconds

Now don't have me break this thing down for nothing

Now I want to see y'all on your baddest behavior

Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!

The girls blew Andre some kisses.

"Come on everyone! Stand up!" Lilo shouted to the auidence. She was clearly enjoying her first award show. They all then started to shake it on stage.

Cartoon Co-Hosts and Chorus:

Shake it, sh-shake it

Shake it, sh-shake it

Shake it, sh-shake it

Shake it, sh-shake it

Shake it, sh-shake it

Shake it like a Polaroid picture

Shake it, sh-shake it

Shake it, sh-shake it

Shake it, sh-shake it

Shake it, sh-shake it

Shake it, sh-shake it

Shake it like a Polaroid picture

Andre:

Now all the Beyonce's and Lucky Lius

And babydolls, get on the floor!

Cartoon Co-Hosts and Chorus:

Shake it like a Polaroid picture

You know what to do Shake it, sh-shake it

Oh, you know what to do!

"Everybody!" Andre called out.

Shake it, sh-shake it, Shake it, sh-shake it

Oh, you know what to do! Shake it like a Polaroid picture

Hey Ya!

"I can't hear you all!" Andre yelled.

Hey Ya!

Hey Ya!

Hey Ya!

"Hey Ya!" Andre said.

The crowd went wild. Our cartoon stars smiled to themselves. What a great way to kick off the show. They then made their way backstage to change. "Live from the UCLA campus, in Los Angeles, it's the 2004 Kids' Choice Awards!" The announcer said. "Hosted by Mike Myers and Cameron Diaz." The announcer purred at that name. "Featuring your totally huge stars from movies, TV, cartoons, music, sports and more! So get your party on!" The announcer then announced the line up of celebrities. We then cut back to the stage.

"Remember, what happens at the Kids' Choice Awards, stays at the Kids' Choice Awards." The announcer joked. "Now let's give it up for our favorite cartoon stars, SpongeBob, Patrick, Lilo, Stitch, Kim, Ron, Rufus, Danny, Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Jade! And our hosts! The stars of Shrek 2! Tonight's holders of slime! Masters of mess! Mike Myers and Cameron Diaz!"

With that, Shrek himself, Mike Myers came onto the stage, cheering loudly, wearing hockey gear that represented his home town team, Mable Leafs. Clearly, he didn't get the message that his sketch has been changed.

Then, Fiona herself, Cameron Diaz, and our fellow cartoon co-hosts except Ron, alongside the Middleton High Cheer Squad came onto the stage, clearly pumped up for the night. Along with Kim and her squad, Cameron and our cartoon stars were wearing Middleton Cheer squad Uniforms. They were ready for tonight.

As they greeted the fans, Lilo, Stitch, Timmy, his god parents, and Danny were just estatic to finally be at the Kids' Choice Awards. They were pumped to rub elbow with the celebs, get loud with the crowd, and get slimed. It was their night to rule.

"Ready you guys?!" Kim yelled to the crowd. The responded with cheers.

"Welcome to the show everybody!" Mike yelled out.

"Hi guys! It's awesome to be here!" Cameron said.

"Aloha everyone!" Lilo said, just beaming with energy.

"You ready?!" SpongeBob yelled.

As soon as everything settled down, the hosts and co-hosts started their cheer sketch. "Ready?" Kim called out.

"OK!" Kim, the cheer squad, Lilo, Stitch, Jade, Danny, Timmy, SpongeBob, and Patrick yelled.

They then did their own Kids' Choice Awards cheer. "Give me a 'K'!" Kim cheered.

"K!"

"Give me a 'I'!"

"I!"

"Give me a 'D'!"

"D!"

Mike just looked confused. He thought they were doing his hockey sketch to open the show. He then interrupted the cheer. "OK. OK. Come on! Cameron, Kim, SpongeBob! Guys! What's going on?" He asked.

"What's wrong, Mike?" SpongeBob asked.

"What happened to that great hockey sketch that I wrote for us? Come on." Mike complained.

"Well, we changed it last week after rehearsal." Kim explained. She surely thought the producer passed Mike the memo. "What? They didn't tell you?"

"Well, no. 'They' didn't tell me anything!" Mike said, sadly. He just wasted writing a good sketch, only to see it get changed.

"Don't worry. You're going to love this. It's really fun. Just watch it." Cameron said. She and our cartoon co hosts were going to make Mike love this new sketch. Hopefully, he'll feel better.

"Ready?" Kim shouted.

"OK!" They then started to cheer again.

Tons of viewers

Just like you

Cast their votes

Knew what to do

You picked movies

Sports, TV

The winners here

On stage you'll see

"Don't forget the bestest part..." Timmy, SpongeBob, and Danny said before pausing.

"The big award for Favorite Fart!" Mike cheered. He giggled, clearly loving this new sketch. He didn't care anymore that his hockey sketch was changed.

Cameron and the cartoon stars just smiled and continued on with their sketch.

They'll be tons of cool celebs

We'll dump slime onto their heads!

"Hold on!" Mike said, taking off his hockey helmet. "Hold on." He then took off his hockey jersey and pants to reveal a Middleton High Cheer uniform underneath. How did that get there? Cameron, our cartoon co-hosts, and cheer squad just cheered and laughed along with the audience. It was truly funny.

Bonnie was the only person who wasn't laughing. In fact, she was mortified. No guy should dress in a girls' uniform. Mike grabbed a pig tailed wig and some pom poms, to join in on the fun. "This is fun! I feel pretty! I feel pretty!"

"That is so funny!" Lilo laughed.

"You look adorable Mike!" Cameron said with a giggle.

"Adorable?!" Bonnie asked incredulously. "This so not normal! You look freaky!"

Kim just grinned. "I think it's cute!" Normally, Kim would also be grossed out by that kind of thing. But, she actually liked weird and unusual stuff. Cause that's what the Kids' Choice Awards were about.

"Guilty as charged!" Mike joked, pretending he's Dr. Evil from Austin Powers.

Bonnie just groaned. "Could this show get more weird?" Bonnie asked.

Her questions were answered when they heard a loud, "Boo-Yah!" Ron then emerged onto the stage, wearing his Middleton Mad Dog Mascot costume. Kim just smiled at her best friend. Seeing him happy made her happy.

"Oh no!" Bonnie groaned. "Who let the Mad Dog out?"

The crowd got even louder when Rufus came onto the stage. "Hey!" He squeaked.

"What's up, Mad Dog?" Danny asked.

"Mad Dog is in the house! That's what's up! Ready to kick off a night full of loudness and slime! Yeah baby!" Ron yelled. He then released his Mad Dog creamy mouth foam all over the crowd. They kids loved being covered by it.

Bonnie then dropped her pom poms. "That's it. I'm out of here!" Bonnie said. She then walked backstage. Kim just kept on smiling. It was all about having fun tonight.

"Alright! Let's get to the awards!" SpongeBob yelled. "You ready Patrick?"

Patrick was distracted by his cheer uniform. He thought he looked pretty too. "Huh? Oh yeah! I'm ready!"

"Lilo, Stitch, are you ready?" SpongeBob asked.

"You betcha!" Stitch replied.

"We're ready!' Lilo simply said. "Girls, guys, cheer us on!"

"Ready?" Kim called out.

"OK!" They then proceeded to give out the first award with the first celebs of the night

Here's someone you all should know

George Lopez and Miss J-LO!

Everybody cheered as SpongeBob, Patrick, Lilo, and Stitch made their way to the podium to see George Lopez and Jennifer Lopez, making their way down the stairs to the stage. They were excited to be there with all the fans and meet the cartoon stars.

Patrick couldn't stop staring at J-LO. He thought she looked pretty. Stitch thought J-LO looked cute too. Lilo and SpongeBob were excited to meet both of them. They watched George's sitcom and listened to Jenny from the Block bunches of times.

They made it to the podium and hugged the presenters. "Hola SpongeBob!" George said.

SpongeBob laughed. "Hola George!" SpongeBob greeted back.

Lilo and J-LO just giggled at that. "How about that, J-LO?" Lilo asked.

"What's up, LI-LO?" Jennifer playfully said. Everybody just giggled. "Hi SpongeBob!" Jennifer then picked up and hugged SpongeBob. She thought he was so cute. SpongeBob just laughed. He loved being hugged.

"It's great to meet you too!" SpongeBob said happily. "I was just talking to Patrick about how wired it is that people seemed to get the two of us...mixed up."

Lilo, Stitch, and George just smiled knowingly. During these past weeks, SpongeBob was being mistaken for Jennifer, due to a mix up of clothes. He had one of Jennifer's outfits on last week and people couldn't stop following him.

"Yeah. It was really weird. Everybody thought he was you, Jennifer!" Lilo said.

"Really?" Jennifer asked in disbelief. "Cause we're so different!" She wasn't talking about the fact she was human and he was a sponge. "For one thing, I have an innie and you have an outie!"

She was talking about their belly button's, which she pointed out. George took a peek into SpongeBob's pants and saw his belly button. "Yeah! You do!" George said.

"That's right!" SpongeBob said. "It's just that last week when we were both at the laundry mat and we must have gotten our clothes mixed up." Jennifer smiled. She now knew where she gotten those square pants from. "And just a few days ago, I was at the mall, being chased by a bunch of teenagers. They were screaming, 'OH MY GOD! It's Jenny from the Block!'" George, Lilo, Patrick, and Jennifer just laughed at that story. "'I wasn't fooled by the rocks that she's got!'"

"Really?" Jennifer asked. "Wow. That's really funny, SpongeBob. Hopefully next time, we won't get mixed up."

"I'll definitely make sure to check to see if I have my square pants." SpongeBob said.

"Oh, by the way I got some of your mail by mistake." Jennifer said, handing SpongeBob some letter and a magazine.

"Hey! My subscription of Jelly Fishing Monthly! I wondered where that was!" SpongeBob said.

"You have a dentist appointment on Thursday." Jennifer reminded him.

"Thanks." SpongeBob then remembered something. "Oh, one more thing. Ben wants you to call him back."

He was then met by a mix of boos and laughs. SpongeBob was talking about Jennifer's ex boy-friend, Ben Affleck. Lilo and Stitch just glared at him.

"What? I'm just passing the message." SpongeBob said, confused.

"Yeah. How could he not?" George asked.

Stitch gave SpongeBob a resounding slap on the head. "Don't call him back." Lilo said.

"Don't worry. I won't." Jennifer said with a smile.

"Anyway, the nominees for your Favorite Male TV Star are..."

With that, the nominees were announced.

Favorite Male TV Starting

Ashton Kutcher

Frankie Muniz

Lil' Romeo

Bernie Mac

After the nominees were announced, the presenters were standing, wondering how to present the winner. "So, how do we find out who's won?" George asked.

"That rope!" SpongeBob explained, pointing to a large rope. "You pull it down and a banner with the winner's name might come down."

"Might?" Jennifer asked.

"That or slime might come pouring down your head!" Lilo said with a smile.

George and Jennifer were now scared. They didn't want to get covered with slime right now. "OK. And the Kids' Choice Favorite TV Star is..." Jennifer announced. They were wondering who'll pull the rope.

"You wanna pull the rope?" George asked Jennifer.

"No. Do you?" Jennifer asked. Patrick then raised his hand.

"I'll do it!" Patrick said happily.

"It's slime!" George said, scared. Patrick already had his hands on the rope. "It's slime Patrick!" It's slime!"

Patrick then pulled the rope and an alarming sound blared. Then, on the other side of the stage, a banner with the winner's name came down.

"Frankie Muniz!" Lilo announced.

They all cheered as Frankie made his way to the stage. This was his second Kids' Choice Award. He would never miss the KCA's. He was also excited to meet J-LO, Lilo, Stitch, and SpongeBob. He made it to the stage and grabbed his orange blimp. "Hey Frankie!" SpongeBob said with a smile.

"Hey SpongeBob! What's up?" He said, hugging the sea sponge tight. He then hugged Lilo and Stitch.

"Congratulations!" Lilo said happily.

"Thanks Lilo." Frankie said after hugging J-LO. He then started to make his speech. "Wow! You guys are so awesome! I wanna thank everyone who voted for me! Look at this! I got to meet SpongeBob, Lilo, Stitch, and J-LO! I am the luckiest guy alive. Seriously, I just wanna say thank you. Hope you guys enjoy the show. I'm so happy I could be here. See ya guys later!"

As Frankie, J-LO, and George made their way backstage, Lilo, Stitch, SpongeBob, and Patrick joined Mike, Cameron, and their fellow co-hosts on the main stage. "Did we do good?" Lilo asked.

"You guys did amazing! Nice job for a first time!" Cameron replied.

"Boo-Yah!" Stitch yelled out.

"Hey! Danny, this is also your first KCA's. Tell us, when you think of Kids' Choice, what things come to mind?" Mike asked the Nickelodeon newbie.

"Easy. Celebs, music, and slime!" The fourteen year old said.

"That's right! Even slime! Lot's of slime!" Mike said.

"We even get the most extreme athletes to set new world records with slime!" Timmy said. "In 2002, we kicked off this amazing tradition with Dave Mirra's doing a world record half bike back flip into a pool of slime."

"And last year, we had Tony Hawk do a skate jump into a tank full of the green stuff." Lilo said, remembering last year. (Even though she wasn't part of the show.)

"And this year it's ten time world champion, bike rider, Matt Hoffman!" SpongeBob announced. "Matt currently holds the world record bike jump of over 30 feet off the ground."

"Hey Matt! What stunt record are you gonna attempt tonight?" Cameron asked, gesturing towards the big screen. Then, Matt appeared, right outside next to a group of kids.

"Hi Mike! Hi Cameron! Hi guys! Hi everybody! I'm here with Kids' Choice Awards fans who are here watch me break my high air world record. But this time...I'm adding slime!" Matt explained. The crowd cheered as the camera panned out to reveal a lake filled with lots of slime.

"Check it out. I'm gonna ride my back on the back of this plane up to 14,000 feet. Go big, hit terminal velocity. Then guide my dive into the largest lake of slime. How big is it? Try over 10,000 gallons. Man, I've done some crazy stunts in my life. But, this one could definitely be the craziest."

The crowd cheered. This was really going to be a crazy stunt. "And maybe that's the last thing you'll ever do sadly." Mike joked. Cameron and our cartoon co-hosts weren't impressed.

"That's terrible!" Lilo said.

"What? He said 14,000 feet. That 13,999 more than this." Mike said, holding his hands old to demonstrate the height. "That's dangerous. Very dangerous."

"But, slime records aren't the only thing Kids' Choice has made famous." Jade said, holding her burp trophy and wearing her tiara. "Not to brag, but I was the very first Kids' Choice Celebrity Burp winner. I have the trophy right here!" She held the trophy out for everyone to see.

"Conceited." Ron faked sneezed. He wanted that award last year. "Ahh...ahh...Conceited." Jade and Kim noticed Ron saying the word between his so called sneezes. "Sorry. Allergies." Ron said sheepishly.

Kim and Jade played along, knowing that Ron is jealous. "Yeah. So, tonight I'll proudly pass on my tiara and award to the most worthy burpist." Jade said.

"And this time, KP's gonna win! Ready?" Ron said.

Kim smiled. "Yeah. I'm so ready to blow the competition away!" Kim said playfully.

"We'll show you the celebrity burps throughout the show and we'll tell you how to vote for your favorite." Mike said.

"So, keep your eyes and your ears open for those burping nominees. OK you guys?" Cameron asked the crowd.

They all agreed. "And to start us off, here's a challenge from the defending champion." Jade said.

Then suddenly, Justin Timberlake appeared. The Prince of Burping was in the house. Everybody went wild. "What's up everybody? Justin Timberlake here. The reigning 2003 burp champion. So to all you celebrities who think you have a shot, see if you can pull something off like this."

The singer then let out a loud and long burp. Clearly the longest burp in Kids' Choice history. Clearly, this year's nominees were in trouble. "Beat that!"

It was now time for commercial. "Coming up Jim Carrey, Fear Factor's Joe Rogan, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. And pee-yew! Something smells funny! Must be your Favorite Fart in a Movie! When the Kids' Choice Awards return!" The announcer said. Then, a loud fart was heard from the speakers. "That was me. No more burritos for the announcer. That's a bad one."

Coming soon, Kim prepares for her performance with Avril, Lilo and Jade rub elbow with Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson, and Bonnie sets up her plan to humiliate Kim.