Welcome to the first Story. I felt like going nuts a bit with three certain Characters the CHIKARMY know all too well, with some favorites mixed in, and yes, the personalities of Obariyon, Kodama, and Kobald, are prominant from The CHIKARA Fanfiction, so read the first few chapters of that to get a handle on how they act here if you like, if not, just jump right in!


"ARCTIC RESCUE ANT!"

"ORBIT ADVENTURE ANT!"

"MISSILE ASSAULT ANT!"

It was the same thing, every day.

"ARCTIC RESCUE ANT!"

"ORBIT ADVENTURE ANT!"

"MISSILE ASSAULT ANT!"

Without Fail. Colony XTREME Force, three Ants, a White and Silver Ant Demon with a helmet, Orbit Adventure Ant, a more muscular silver and orange and black Ant Demon in Missile Assault Ant, and a Light Blue and Fuzzy White Ant Demon in Arctic Rescue Ant...and it isn't even confirmed if they are really Ant Demons in the first place...

Every Day, they would be prancing around the CHIKARA House, screaming their names, to let everyong know who they are...and trust me when I say...the CHIKARA Wrestlers, Tecnico and Rudo alike, werent too thrilled about it.

A Green and Black Demon, Obariyon about pulled his hair out as he heard their chanting down the hall "You know, these idiots apparently like to chant their name to sell their products, is there an off button that comes with those?"

The other Green and Black Demon, Kodama, ran a hand through his equally long black hair before sighing "I think if there was we would have found it by now

A growl came from next to them, making them jump, a bald headed, cold eyed wrestling demon stood next to them, Eddie Kingston. He snapped "Ill give 'em an off Buttton! Just give me five minutes alone with them, and they'll never do their stupid chanting again!"

Kodama signs "Eddie, violence is always the answer for you."

"Yeah, and it works!"

Kodama shakes his head "Well, maybe theres an easier way..." Kodama leaned against the wall in thought...before Obariyon eventually exclaimed

"I GOT IT!"

"Are you sure?" Kodama arched an eyebrow "Because the last time you said 'I GOT IT!' Max Smashmaster threw you through a wall..."

Obariyon frowned "This is different...tell me Kodama, whats the weather like outside?"

"Sunny I guess, why?"

Obariyon gave a devilish black grin "Perfect..."

Kingston grunts "I still say we just hit 'em"


Later that day, The Colony XTREME Force to their daily split up to cover more ground in the name changing departmet. However, it seems, that Obariyon has targeted one in particular. he makes sure that he's far enough away from the other two, and springs his plan into action

"Hey, Arctic Rescue Ant!"

Upon hearing his name called, Arctic turns, and throws his hands up into the air, and says happily* ARCTIC RESCUE ANT!

"Yeah...thats great..," Obariyon puts on a fake smile* So Arctic...buddy...your jobs to Arctic Rescue right?

Arctic Nods happily

"Thats what I thought...so here's my question to you. ...Why?"

Arctic blinks, cocking his head like he doesnt understand the question

"Well Im just saying that, the weathers nice and sunny, and it has been for awhile...theres no one to Arctic Rescue around here.

Arctic sort of pauses, before talking, in a rare moment, not screaming his name "B-but...Im Arctic Rescue Ant..."

"Oh I know that" *Obariyon pats his shoulder* But it looks like, with no one to Arctic Rescue, theres no need to shout your name...no reason to want to sell your products...you're basically useless."

Arctic sort of stares past Obariyon, like his whole world has shattered from that statement. Obariyon just pats his shoulder with a smile

"But hey, dont worry too much about it! Im sure you'll be just fine!" Obariyon walks away, with his back turned to Arctic, he gives a devilish smile at his deed, rounding the corner, he walks right into Kodama, who has his arms folded

"So your big plan was to cripple him emotionally and make him question his own existance, all so we wouldnt have to hear him shout his name again?"

Obariyon beams "Yep!" He brings Kodama to the corner, and they peek out "Just look at him"

Arctic is still in the same spot, just starting, before quivvering out "Arctic...Rescue...Ant? ..." He turns, and sort of aimlessly walks down the hall

"Magnificent!" Obariyon chuckles "I told you, you need to start believing in my ideas more huh Kodama?

Kodama heaves a sigh "Congrats Obariyon, you shut him up and destroyed him at the same time" He changes his tone to sarcasm as he adds "Why cant more people be like you?"

"I know, I am pretty great!" Obariyon walks away, completely ignoring the sarcasm, Kodama rolls his eyes, and follows him, in the back of his head, just waiting for this whole thing to backfire..."


Later on, Missile Assault and Orbit Adventure Ant regroup in the kitchen, and of course, they shout

"ORBIT ADVENTURE ANT!"

"MISSILE ASSAULT ANT!"

The two XTREME Force members pause at the silence...and look over to see Arctic Rescue Ant, sitting at the Kitchen Table, slouched over, face down on it. Orbit and Missile look to each other, and then go over quickly.

"Yo, Arctic...dude..." Missile pokes him "You missed your cue...thats totally un-radical..."

Orbit also pokes him "You never miss a cue bro..." Orbit sits him up, and lets him do, and he slouches back on the table with a thunk "...Your batteries low or something?" Gasps "DID YOUR OXYGEN TANK RUN OUT?" He shakes Arctics seemingly lifeless body "SPEAK TO ME ARCTIC, SPEAK TO ME!"

Missile speaks up "Orbit, dude!"

"WHAT?"

"We ain't actually in space man! Chill!"

"...Oh..." Drops Arctic, who faceplats on the table again "Sorry bro, its the Helmet..."

"Its cool dude. We still need to find out what buggin' out our bro to the max..."

Arctic lets out a moan, and both look dow instantly. Orbit speaks up "...Arctic?"

"Don't call me that" Arctic moans sadly "Im not an Arctic Rescue Ant..."

Both gasp like they were watching a car crash or something

"WHAT?" Missile picks him up and looks him dead in the eye "Why would you say the most totally uncool thins in the HISTORY of Uncoolness!?"

"Because its True!" Arctics head lols back, its like his whole body has given up "I cant be Arctic Rescue Ant, theres no Arctic, and no Rescuing!"

"But, you can still be Arctic Rescue Ant. Im Orbit Adventure Ant!" Poses on instinct "And Im not in space...sometimes I forget though..."

"You just dont get it dudes..." Sadly "Without Arctic and Rescuing...I got nothing! You still have your Space Helmit, Missile Assault Ant's still got his radical missile...I got a Snowboard...I cant sell that in the Summer!" He shoves Missile away lightly, and sobs on the kitchen table "Im useless...Ill be in the discount bin by the weeks end..."

Orbit and Missile look at each other worriedly. Missile speaks up. "But, we're the Colony XTREME Force...we cant be that with just...two totally radical Ants!"

Arctic sniffs "You'll be better off that way bros...I'm useless...and thats all there is to it..."

Orbit stares...then clasps Missiles shoulder, looking to him like a lightbulb hit. He speaks. "You just sit tight Arctic Bro...I think I got an idea of Cosmic Proportions!"

Arctic sighs "Ok...Ill be here...doing nothing...cause thats all I can do..." Arctic continues to mope, as Orbit drags Missile out of the room

"Dude, where are we going?"

Orbit looks confident "Arctic needs snow and rescuing? Then we'll get him snow and rescuing!"


The Dark Blue and White Demon with Long Black Hair stares at the two accessorized ants in front of him, theres a bit of an awkward silence, before Orbit speaks up

"Yo, Lithuanian Snow Dude!"

The dark blue demon raises a hand to interrupt "Is Lithuanian Snow Tr-"

"Whatever! You know how to make snow right? You're a Snow Troll, thats what you do!"

"Yes, but why-"

"So if you needed to make snow...say...enough that it wouldnt melt in the sun, and enough that we could slam some guys in to get Rescued, you could, right?"

"Yes but why would I be doing-"

"AWESOME!" Orbit grabs Snow Troll by the shoulders and shakes him happily "This is our guy Missile!

Missile nods in understanding "Tubular! He's the guy thats gonna get Arctic out of his sackery of sadness and back to his bodacious ways!"

Lithuanian shoves Orbit off "Wait. I never agree to this!"

"Aw come on dude!" Orbit pleads "We really need an Arctic Rescue scenerio to get Arctic Rescue Ant back to normal!"

"Is he no saying name over and over?"

"Yes!"

"He sound better" Snow Troll nods

"No dude you dont understand! Without Arctic at the top of his radical game, Colony XTREME Force cant be...XTREME! We need to bring his spirits back to Maximum coolosity!" Missile explained "But dont worry, we got stuff for you, if you help us out!"

Snow Troll paused "...You have offerings for Snow Troll?"

Orbit beams "You bet dude, like this!" Hands Snow Troll a Piece of Paper

Snow Troll blinks, and examines it "What is this?"

Missile points at it "That, is a totally radical all access pass to the Colony XTREME Force Radical Army Club! You get to be an honorary member of the XTREME Force, you get a cool name thought up you can shout, you get taught how to shout it and how much to shout it, and best of all, you get a free Small Pizza at any supporting shop of our club!"

"Which, we have none, at the moment" Orbit chimes in "But, we're getting on it!"

Snow Troll stares at it... and throws it over his shoulder boredly "That stupid."

Both XTREME Force members about fall over. Missile shouts "WHAT? How dare you refuse such a totally radical gift bro! Not cool! NOT. COOL."

"You say you want Snow Trolls help, yes?"

Orbit pauses "...Yes?"

"Snow Troll help...but Snow Troll want one thing."

"Anything dude, just name it!" Missile said exasperatedly

Snow Troll was quiet a moment...before silently pointing to Orbit Adventure Ant

"I want your Helmet."

Orbit's eyes widen "You WHAT?"

"I want Helmet of Orbit Ant Man. Snow Troll want to have own Space Adventures, with cool light up helmet. You give, I make snow."

"NO WAY DUDE! This is MY Helmet! Orbit Adventure Ant only accessory, you cant just put it on another person, that makes it uncool!"

Snow Troll folds his arms "No Helmet, no Snow."

Orbit clenches his fists in anger, as Missile guides him away to talk in private

"Come on man...the Helmets totally radical...but this is for Arctic...this is for Colony XTREME Forces future...we'll get you a new more radicaler helmet! ...For Arctic Bro."

"..." Orbit sighs hanging his head, and removing the helmet. He walks back ridgedly to Snow Troll, and holds it out, looking away. "Here. Take it."

Snow Troll does, gladly, looking to it "Hello new Helmet friend. Today, you begin the start of great Adventure with Orbital Lithuanian-"

"CAN WE JUST GET ON WITH IT!?" Orbit proclaims, arms folded, clearly upset"

"Oh..yes of course! Let us make snow now!" Snow troll puts up his hands, and clouds begin forming in the halls"

Missile pumps his fists "Excellent, dont worry Arctic, we're comin' bro!"

The Snow Clouds begin to get bigger and bigger as a harsh wind picks up in the hall

Orbit speaks loudly over the wind "MISSILE!"

"YEAH DUDE?"

Orbit tries to keep his footing "YOU THINK WE SHOULDA TOLD...SNOW DUDE...TO...DO THIS OUTSIDE?"

Missile laughs "Dont worry dude, its just snow, what could happen?"


"So then I said to 'em, Pound Cake? I dont want a cakee thats gonna fight back!" The Blue Ant who cracked the joke, AssailANT, laughs as he walks down the hallway, with another Purple Ant, DeviANT, who rubs his forehead irritatedly

"AssailANT, you really need to work on your jokes..."

"Oh, was that one too funny? I know I can be a riot, sometimes its too much to handle!"

"Yeah...sure, lets go with that logic..." DeviAnt sighs "Who the heck even laughs at your jokes anyway?"

"Kobald!" AssailANT nods happily "He thinks Im a riot!"

DeviAnt groans "That weirdo laughs at his own reflection!"

"Maybe theres a hidden humor to Mirriors we dont know about!"

"AssailANT I swear..." DeviAnt pauses...as the hallway begins to shake

"...Thats not your stomach is it AssailANT?"

"Dont look at me, I just had a Poundcake..." Points "Its coming from down the hall..."

DeviANT squints his eyes "Heh...funny...it looks like a giant wall of Snow is coming right for us..."

AssailANT stares with him "Yeah it does..."

"..." DeviANT's eyes widen "IT IS A GIANT WALL OF SNOW COMING RIGHT FOR US!"

"...Man theres a joke in there somewhere"

"ASSAILANT-" Thats all DeviANT can get out before the snow plows into them and continues down the hall*


"So I looked at the lady in the supermarket, and I gave her the big eyes and I went 'PWEEEEEASE?' It always works! Free Candy Bars all day!" The Long Black Haired, big eyed, adorable looking demon laughed, one half of the Young Bucks, Matt Jackson

A similar in look, and clothing demon laughs, except he's blonde, he's the other half, Nick Jackson "The World cant help it, we're just too cute, and it works...you are gonna share that Candy Bar with me right?"

"Oh...I uh...kinda ate it already'

"You WHAT?"

"You woudlnt have liked it anyway, it was gross, I got the wrong brand."

"Oh..." Nick goes silent for a moment...before Matt chuckles

"Im just kidding man it was delicious!"

Nick shoves him playfully "Fine, get fat on all that candy, see if I care!"

"Oh dont be such a baby..." Matt blinks "Was the hall shaking a minute ago?"

"...I dont think so." Nick looks around suspiciously "I dont see Tursas or that Smashmaster Guy...

"WHAT THE HELL?" Matt points, at the giant wall of snow heading right for them

Nick jumped in surprise "JEEZ! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!?"

"I dont know!" Matt readies himself "But I think I know what this calls for"

Nick grins and also gets ready "Aw yeah!"

"SUPERKI-"

As they go for said Double Superkick, the snow envelops both of them as well, as it charges down the hall


An Ice Cream Demon skips down the hallway, cherry on his head, a cone for a beard. Merrily skipping down the hall with a taller Ice Cream Demon, with a Cone on his head. Hijo Del Ice Cream, and Ice Cream Jr.!

The one with the cherry on top, Hijo, shouts "VIVA LOS ICE CREAMS!"

The Taller one, Jr. nods "SI!"

It isnt long before they too feel the rumblings...and there it is...the wall of snow...

"..." Hijo points "RAPTURE!"

Jr. Screams "NO!"

Both run away quickly, as the Snow barrels after them


"And thats how I shut up Arctic Rescue Ant for good!" Obariyon proclaimed to the Blue Goblin like demon slinking beside him, Kobald, Kodama on the other

"AHAHA! Oh Obariyon, thats CLASSIC!" Kobald grinned "Thank goodness, I could hear them screaming their names in the pipes!"

Kodama shakes his head "I'd roll my eyes more but Im afraid they'll pop out of my head..."

"Oh you're just upset because for once, my ideas paid off! Nothing bad happened, and I, am proclaimed a hero, to all" Obariyon boasts proudly

"Yyyyeah...sure. ..." Kodama looks ahead "...Is that Los Ice Creams"

"Oh Good!" Kobalds eyes light up "Im Hungry!"

Both of them speed by the Batiri

Kodama calls "Hey, whats the rush?"

"RAPTURE! RAPTUUUUURE!" Hijo wails before continuing to run...on cue, the hall starts to rumble

Obariyon blinks "What the...?" He looks...and his jaw drops, as the wall of snow barreling right toward him

"Ooooooh!" Kobald looks in awe "I can make a Snow Toilet now! HAHAHA!"

Obariyon stares "But wait, why is...this isnt my falt right Kodama- Kodama?" Kodama slams a nearby door getting cover. Obariyons eyes widen

"Kodama, you piece of-"

And with that, the Wall of snow Envelops them too

Kodama sighs, and looks to Eddie Kingston, the room he took refuge in, and points "Giant Snow Wall going through..."

Kingston looks boredly from his bed "Obariyon?"

"I'd bet money on it."

"Told ya we shoulda just hit 'em."

Kodama sighs "Yep..."


Arctic still lays where he is in the kitchen. Just moaning every once and awhile. Another demon walks up, and sits in the chair next to him, putting his feet up on the table. Looking to him with lazy eyes, and greasy hair...yep, thats Vin Gerard

"So...look at you. Heard you haven't moved all day. Finally realize life sucks and theres really nothing good in it?"

Arctic just gives out a moan

"Good. The sooner you guys learn that the better. And really, its good a pathetic salesman like you learned it too..."

Arctic just moans again, and the kitchen begins to shake

Vin blinks "What the hell is that? Smashmaster order a pizza again?"

Arctic gives no response, and eventually, snow floods the room, and takes Vin and Arctic with it, slamming and collapsing the far wall, and spewing out into the side of the house

Vin slides face down in the snow groaning "I hate this house..."

A bunch of small moaning bodies struggle in the snow, Orbit and Missile pull themselves out shivering

"M-m-m-maybe you're right dude...w-w-w-we should have told him...o-o-outside..." Orbit shivers, as Snow Troll leaps into the snow with the Space Helmet on

"I am Orbit Lithuanian Snow Troll. We go on Snow Adventure now!" Snow troll swims in the snow happily as Orbit growls

"Dude" Missile speaks up, and points "Look..."

Arctic sits at the far end of the snow blankly, as some demons still try to find their way out of the snow

"ITS FREAKING FREEZING!" Nick Jackson proclaims as he fumbles around, Matt Jackson is halfway in the snow, his legs kicking aimlessly

"COMPLAIN TO SOMEONE WHO CARES!" DeviAnt shouts from another part of the pile, trying to pull AssailANT out to no avail

Hijo flails trapped as well "RAPTURE! ...Oh..." Hijo picks some snow up in his hand, and grins "Is just Snow!"

Jr. grins making a snow angel "SI! Snow es Bueno!"

"Not for me it isnt!" Obariyon sits up, fubling around and getting the snow off of himself "Whos bright idea was this!?" Tries to pull out a leg thats stuck

"We had to get Arctic Resue Ant back to his old self, so we got him sow and people to rescue!" Missile explained as he dusts the snow off of himself

"...What kind of a stupid idea is that!?" Obariyon explaimed

Kobald popped out of the snow "Hey Obariyon, isnt it funny how it was your idea to make Arctic all sad so he'd stop shouting? AHAHA! Now we're all here in the snow because of you! Yellow Snowcones for everyone!"

Obairyon freeses as all the sturggling demons, look to him suddenly

"...Eheheheh..." Obariyon rubs the back of his head looking away, he says through his teeth "Kobald gets me out of here!"

"I cant, Im stuck too, Ill eat my way out!" Kobald starts eating the snow around him, as all the demons continue to burn a hole thrugh Obariyon, which unfortunately, wont melt his snow. Obariyon keeos trying to pull his leg out, as Missile and Orbit go over to Arctic

"...Arctic...bro? ...Dude? ...Are you alright?" Orbit asked

"You got snow and people to save now...right? ...You arent useless anymore!" Missile reasoned

"Besides...even if you were, its not an XTREME Force with you you...so-"

Orbit was cut off as Arctic stood, and grabbed his red snowboard "You guys quit your sad sackery, its harshin my mellow dudes! I got some civilians to rescue!

"We're not civilians you idiot!" DeviAnt complained "Just get your butt over here and do SOMETHING!"

Arctic beams, feeling his sense of worth restored, diving into the snow proclaiming "ARCTIC RESCUE ANT!"

Missile nods patting Orbits shoulder "We're back to Totally Radical Bro."

"...Almost" Orbit took note of Lithuanian Snow Troll, and sneaks up to him quietly, snatching the helmet off his head, and running away

"...HEY! That my helmet now you thief!" Lithuanian Snow Troll gave chase to Orbit Adveture Ant, who only proclaimed his name in response. Missile nods, definitely back to totally radicalness

Eventually Arctic gets everyone out...except for two...Kobald and Obariyon

"Heheh...hey, Arctic, you forgot me..." Obariyon struggled

"I guess your stupid name shouting actually does mean something" DeviAnt said, though he hated to admit it

Arctic nods "ARCTIC RESCUE ANT!"

DeviAnt adds "Yeah...you really should cut down on that though"

"ARCTIC RESCUE ANT!"

DeviAnt sighs "Right..."

"Uh hello, did you forget about me, Arctic, hello?" All of the freed demons turn to Obariyon, and Arctic happily marches away

"So, this all came from your stuoid idea huh?" DeviAnt glared

"...ARCTIC!" Obariyon flails "GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

"I get to Superkick the face" Nick raised his hand happily

"Thats fine, Ill just aim lower" Matt grinned evilly

"Kobald, you didnt have anything to do with this, did you?" AssailANT asked

"I just wanted Snow Cones...Obariyon told me all about his plan with Arctic though, it was great! HAHAHA!"

"...ARCTIIIIIIIC!" Obariyon flails like a mad man

AssailANT helps Kobald out and pats his shoulder "We'll make snowcones later...right now we just have a little business to take care of!"

"Ok!" Kobald nods happily going to seemingly make snowcones for them...most likely yellow ones...

"...Kobald...wait...KOBALD! DONT LEAVE ME HERE! WAIT! AAAAUUUUGH!" Obariyon is swarmed by the wrestling demons who were caught in the snow wall, and gets wailed on, as Arctic just happily slides around on his red snowboard in the snow

Missile beams "MISSILE ASSAULT ANT!"

Orbit puts his helmet back on, still trying to lose Snow Troll "ORBIT ADVENTURE ANT!"

Arctic gives a thumbs up as he skids to a halt "ARCTIC RESCUE ANT!"

"WHYYYYYYYYY!?" Was all Obariyon could get out, as his beating continues, definitely learning a lesson...he should have just hit them like Eddie Kingston said..."


And thats the first CHIKARA House! Did you like! Leave reviews and tell me what you thought please! I worked hard on this, and this is a new style Im trying and I hope it worked out just fine. Ill see you guys on the next chapter!