Me AKA Fang: I AM STILL ALIVE YESSSS any way here's chapter 2 of bloggers so sorry of the long wait I have little time for anything with my Weight loss and studies my teachers of both don't let up SAVE ME!

Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh

After Walking to Yugi's house and Malik's apartment and gathering their clothes and things they all walked to Ryou's house which wasn't that far from Malik's apartment.

"Hey Yugi when do you think Joey's going to get back? He's been spending a lot of time with his sister since her surgery." Malik asked while trying to balance on the wall

It was no secret that their blond friend's sister had a weak heart once he heard about it he rushed off to see her and stayed, it been 3 weeks and still no sign of him so far

"No he just said that he'd come back when he know his sister is alright and you know how protective he is of her so maybe another 2 weeks and he'll be back but always on the phone talking to her." Yugi giggled at the thought of joey talking in to his shoulder while walking everywhere

"Well I hope she's all right I mean if any of us were in that condition we'd be all over each other trying to take care of each other." Ryou said with a worried look on his face

"I Think I'd go crazy if you two asked if I was alright every ten minutes I might end up killing one of you." Yugi giggled out

Malik jumping off of the wall walked up to Yugi "Well then I guess we'll never be able to love you Yugi, I'm sorry I failed you" he stared fake crying but smile when he looked up and yelled "ICE CREAM!" with that he ran off to the ice cream stand like a little kid. Yugi and Ryou looked at each other before shaking their heads and following their childish friend.

"Malik you know we can eat and walk we'll get fat." Scolded Ryou

"Pfff that's a myth Ryou the only way I can get fat is if I sit around eating while playing video games like Yugi." Malik said eating his ice-cream

"Hey I'm not fat in fact I'm a little underweight even when I eat the house dry." Yugi stated with a pout

"You know you sound like Joey he says he can eat and eat and eat but never gain weight, I don't think I can and I don't want to try I might end up fat." Malik stick out his tongue while Ryou giggled

"Well should I put you on a diet?" Ryou asked o so innocently but a smirk came up and now Malik was scared

"N-no Ryou b-but th-thank's for asking." He let out a nervous chuckle then yelled "hey look there's your house lets go." He ran off at top speed just to get away from Ryou

"Wow you really scared him this time." Yugi said as he watched his friend ran to the albino house and bang on the door when he realized that they were behind him and turned around leaning on the wall like nothing ever happened

"Well I don't kid a round when it comes to fitness you know that Yugi." Ryou smiled "And he did say he didn't want to be fat." Ryou said as he shrugged

They walked on and meet Malik in front where Ryou unlock the door and let them in once everyone was comfortable Yugi started the conversion

"Ok so you two want to know the scope well it turns out princess Anzu is a major S-L-U-T she had an abortion and while her 'boyfriend' was away she sleep with 20 different guys in 2 months, I mean how's that possible, anyway she's really obsessed with Yami, she's hoping that if she gets pregnant with his baby he'll marry her and they live happily ever after I mean reality check it's the twenty first century that only happens in story books. So what ya think?" when it came to Anzu Yugi would use every cuss word in the book and be OOC*. Yugi look at both his friends Malik look like a washed up fish, and Ryou was in deep though

"So" Ryou was the first to speak "She the biggest Slut to live and she believes in abortion wow she would be the most hated girl in school if you blog this Yugi." Ryou and Malik who got over his shock looked at each other

"DO IT!" Yugi jumped in shock at the sudden yell

"Wow you both jumped at that but why….." both Ryou and Malik looked at Yugi like he just declared he's straight "Right stupid question I have no idea what possessed me to ask that."

"Well since you brought it up she had her flunky's dump water on me just cause I wouldn't let her see my mirror when I had to wipe that honey Malik stuck to me face, so I need a little revenge." Both Malik look at Ryou "What?"

"Why didn't you tell us?" Yugi looking hurt

"Well it was already done so why should I have?"

"Um cause were your friends I would have put a worm in her lunch or or I don't know something bad next time don't hide something like this tell us there's a reason we're all best friends" Malik said knocking on Ryou's head

"Sorry I just didn't think it was that important."

"It's ok Ry-ry you didn't know any better and now you know." Yugi said with a big smile jumping up (Oh My Ra So Cute can't you image it!)

"Ok so how wants vegetarian pizza I know how to make it!" Malik said

Yugi and Ryou look at each out then yelled "WE DO" they both love Malik's vegetarian pizza Yugi still ate meat just not everyday maybe once a week and Ryou ate meat three times a week they both did this for Malik since he didn't eat meat but I was a little hard for Ryou (Can anyone guess why? it starts with a B, if you figure it out you win a plush doll of Bakura X3 Hahaha) so they didn't eat meat even when Malik says its ok to.

So they went to the kitchen they started

"Ryou can you hand me the bell peppers?"

"Sure Yugi… here you g-, M-Malik be careful!"

"What its ok I got thi- Oh SHIT!"

BAM

"MALIK YOU GOT SAUCES IN MY HAIR!"

"S-SORRY YUGI PLEASE DON'T HIT ME"

"YUGI PUT THE PAN DOWN NOW MALIK MAY BE A SCREW UP BUT DON'T HIT HIM WITH A PAN!"

"RYOU YOUR GET HIM MADDER RUN TO THE BATHROOM!"

"GET BACK HERE!"

After the whole mess was over and Yugi calmed down they made their pizza and ate and play some of Ryou's RPG games Yugi pull out his laptop and started blogging he couldn't wait intill tomorrow and see Anzu's face and everyone's reaction

Puzzleshipping

*OOC Out of character for those of you how don't know

Fang: Well that's all for now please sent lots of reviews Yugi

Yugi: Please 'puppy dog eyes'

Ryou "Bye Bye"