Yeah...the chapters will be short cuz I'm basing them on scenes...trust me they get better!
Captain Jack leans on the mast of a ship with a pen and paper in his hands Dear Diary, mood: apathetic. My life is spiraling downward, I couldn;t get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert, which sucks because they play some of my favorite songs like "Stab my Heart out because I love you" "Rip apart my soul" and of courese "Stabby Rip Stab Stab" and it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing either...like that guy in that band can do, somedays...
Guy: Sir, you have to pay to keep your ship docked.
Captain Jack: you! walks along I'm an emo kid non-conforming as can be you'd be non-conforming too if you looked just like me, I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs, cuz I feel real deep when I'm dressin in drag I call it freedom of expression most just call me a fag cuz their dudes look like chicks, they're chicks look like dykes cuz emo is one step below transvestite!
Guard: Excuse me, you can't come here! It's employee's only!
Captain Jack: I'm looking for something, off! savvy?
Guard #2: What?
Captain Jack: The Black Pearl!
Guard #1: Isn't that that ship that's all cursed and stuff?
Guard #2: and hell spat it out?
Captain Jack: ha ha! I'm taking this ship!
