A/N: Thanks for all the great reviews! I had this oneshot written already. It is pretty random. Haha. I hope you like it :)


"Jane."

Lisbon's eyes were wide, and she was terrified. He wouldn't. He couldn't. And if he did then she would kill him.

"Put it down, Jane." She demanded. "Don't make me shoot you."

"You don't have any bullets in your gun. I took them out. My dear Lisbon, do you honestly think I would risk this if I knew you had a loaded gun?" His blue eyes sparkled. Lisbon's eyes widened in horror. Her gun had been her last form of hope. She was doomed.

Lisbon took a step back. "I'm warning you. Don't do it."

Jane took a few slow, deliberate steps toward her. Lisbon's back hit the side of a car, and she knew she was cornered. There was no escaping him.

"Jane, please." She was resorting to begging. Yelling, demanding, and threatening hadn't worked. Begging was her last option. Her green eyes fell upon Jane's hands, which were each holding a very large water balloon, filled with ice cold water.

Lisbon honestly had no idea how she had gotten herself into this predicament. She had come down to retrieve something, she couldn't even remember what, from her car. Jane had followed her, and when she turned around her eyes had landed on the water balloons.

Life was cruel.

Jane's smile widened and he tossed one of the water balloons into the air, catching it easily. Lisbon could hear the swishing of the water inside it.

"I'm your boss. Do this and I will kick you off my team." She threatened. Jane laughed.

"You'd never get rid of me." He called her bluff. Lisbon just scowled.

"I mean it! Put the damn balloons down, now!"

Jane grinned and pulled his arm back, aiming at her. Lisbon's eyes widened in horror. "If you insist."

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"He's a dead man."

"You said it."

Cho, Rigsby, and Van Pelt were all huddled around the nearest window overlooking the parking lot. They had seen Jane exiting the building after Lisbon with two water balloons hidden in his hands, and knew that they couldn't miss seeing this.

"Poor Lisbon." Van Pelt shook her head. "Maybe we should go down and save her."

"Are you kidding?" Rigsby exclaimed, glancing at the red haired agent with his eyes wide. "This is grade A entertainment."

"Jane's going to do it!" Van Pelt squeaked, ignoring Rigsby and staring out the window with wide eyes.

Cho pulled his cell phone out and immediately began to record a video.

"There he goes." Rigsby said. "He's pulling his arm back…and…it was nice knowing him."

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Lisbon screamed as the water balloon smacked her, breaking open and dousing her in ice cold water. "JANE!"

He took off running. He knew he couldn't out run Lisbon. She was extremely athletic. But he had to at least try. A few seconds later Jane felt the small woman crash into him and knock him to the ground. He rolled over, trying to push her off, but she was holding onto him tightly, lying on his stomach.

Jane grinned and held the second water balloon over both of them with one hand. Lisbon saw it a second too late, as Jane's free hand collided with the water balloon and water rained down on both of them.

Lisbon screamed again. Jane saw this as his chance to push Lisbon off of him and take off running. Lisbon took off after him once again, yelling, "I'm going to kill you!"

The chase was on.


A/N: Haha, so I warned you that it was random. Please review and make me happy :)