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The Second Chapter

I HAVE NOT GIVEN UP YET! I'm pretty sure that by the end of the day, I will have more than enough data to prove my scientifical hypothesis that Rin and Len are not in any way or form innocent! Rin was sitting at the table while Len was carrying a fifty feet tall pile of bacon on a single platter. "BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON!" Rin kept on chanting as her eyes took the shape of bacon. Before the platter even left Len's hand, Rin jumped onto the pile of bacon and started eating like a pig that hasn't eaten for a month and had rabies. Len almost lost a hand when a piece of bacon on his hand. Let's just say maybe in the later years our little Rin might accidentally become a cannibal. Knowing of the female blond's violent natures, I made sure to keep a safe distance god forbid I ever fall into her range of sight. After about thirty seconds or so, all of the bacon was gone. All I'm thinking is, " Where the freak did all that bacon go?!"

After Rin and Len had breakfast, they quickly got undresses and ready to go into the shower. Len was going in first. As Len was in the shower, I have learned that our Rin is quite a pervert. I caught her sniffing and rubbing her face on Len's underwear. The creepiest part about it was that she started purring, kinda like a cat on crack. All of a sudden you heard an extremely girly shriek coming from the bathroom. "Len!" Rin yelled as she quickly ran into the bathroom. Of course, I wouldn't think of missing any of the action so I followed her. When I got a glimpse of the sight in the bathroom, I froze in shock. Len, in all his glory, was on the floor of the shower with fan girls taking photos of the whole scene. When Rin saw all of the girls taking pictures of her twin, she went all Chuck Norris on them. When she was done, there were dead bodies were scattered all in the bathroom. Len, looking very calm regardless of the situation just said, "Great. Just great. Now I have to clean up the blood from the bathroom and find a place to put all of the bodies!" Rin gave him the pitiful puppy look. "I'm sorry Lenny! You were in the shower naked so I was just trying to give you some extra privacy!" "Naked? Wha…" Len looked down at his body. Yep, he was buck naked. He blushes at least twenty shades of crimson red. "Miku, what are you doing here?" I suddenly heard Rin ask me. I started stuttering, " I-I-I-I-I w-was just w-w-w-walking by a-a-and I h-h-heard a scream. Ah, do I hear the oven timer? Sounds like my meatloaf is done! BYE!" I ran as fast as I can out of the bathroom and to my own room. "Wait a minute….Miku can't cook for her life!" I heard Len say. I have a very bad feeling that they might be suspecting something is up with me. I'll have to make sure they don't catch me for the third time! But, I think I will be getting a lot of secret info on them because by the time lunch has come around everyone else will be leaving the house and it will be only those two and I alone. SO THE WORLD BETTER WATCH OUT! MIKU'S COMING WITH SOME ROCK HARD EVIDENCE THAT THOSE DAMN TWINS ARE ONE OF THE EVILEST BEINGS ON THIS PLANET!

AN: I actually finished this chapter the day after I posted the first! Expect a few more chaps soon because I'm on spring break! Thank you reviewers and keep reviewing!