It's a Bet!


Disclaimer – I do not own Fairy Tail


Chicken Suit (Rated M)

"Okay, Natsu," started Erza, "if you spell this word wrong, you lose the bet."

"Ha! I can spell anything!" the dragon slayer gloated as he crossed his arms. Natsu and Erza were currently residing in the guild. Not much was going on today, so they'd opted to play a spelling game. The first person to misspell a word would have to do a dare.

"All right," Erza smirked. "Spell 'knight'."

"That's easy. N-I-G-H-T," spelled the dragon slayer.

"Wrong."

"What do you mean wrong?" Natsu exclaimed. "That's exactly how you spell it!"

"I was looking for K-N-I-G-H-T," elaborated Erza. "So it looks like you've lost the bet."

"That's not fair! You didn't tell me it was that one!"

"You didn't ask."

Natsu was about to continue arguing when the door to the guild slammed open, signaling someone had entered. It was Gray.

"Natsu, are you ready to go?" the ice mage asked, ignoring everyone else. He'd been thinking about the dragon slayer all day while out on his mission. All he wanted to do was throw him down on any surface and—

"Gray! I lost a bet!" whined Natsu. "Help me!"

The ice mage's eye twitched. If Natsu losing a bet meant that his evening plans were ruined, there would be hell to pay. "Oh, really?"

"Yeah! Now I have to—"

"I'll tell you what, Natsu. If Gray can spell a word I give him correctly, you're free to go and you won't have to complete the dare," said Erza. "However, if Gray gets it wrong, he'll be joining you."

"Fine," Gray conceded. He'd do anything if it meant getting Natsu out of here for an evening of pleasure. "What's the word?"

"Spell 'sects'."

"S-E-X. Now let's go, Natsu," stated the ice mage, beckoning the dragon slayer over to him.

"Wrong," Erza said with a smirk. Her eyes lit up with excitement.

"Oh, Erza," Lucy mumbled in the background. This would only inflate Erza's ego even more. Pretty soon, Erza wouldn't be able to walk through the door; her ego was getting that big.

"I am not wrong," growled Gray. "Now if you'll excuse us—"

"You should have spelled it S-E-C-T-S," interrupted Erza.

Gray's eyes narrowed. "You never specified which word I was supposed to spell."

"Being as intelligent as you are, I would have expected you to ask for clarification," retaliated Erza. "Or am I mistaken?"

The ice mage was about to respond, but Natsu cut him off. "You really do have your mind in the gutter all day, don't you?"

"What do you mean?" Gray asked, looking perturbed. Was it that obvious?

"Never mind. Let's just get this stupid dare over with so we can go home," Natsu grumbled.

Erza grinned. This was going to be fun.


"I hate you, Erza," Natsu snapped as he reentered the front of the guild. He was dressed as a chicken—a stupid, fire-breathing chicken. "How long do I have to look like this?"

"Until I'm satisfied," replied Erza. "Now where's Gray?"

"I'm going to kill you for this," warned Gray as he also reentered the front of the guild. He, however, was dressed as a cow—complete with a set of his very own udders.

Erza and the rest of the guild burst out laughing. "Can you moo for us, Gray?"

"I'm not mooing and that's final," he stated firmly. "Now that you've had your fun, there's something I'd really rather be doing. Or rather, someone."

Natsu's jaw dropped. "I'm dressed as a fucking chicken! How can you still be horny?"

"That's just it. You're a fucking chicken," Gray smirked.

"You're not even sexy right now! You have udders for crying out loud!" the dragon slayer yelled, trying to deter the ice mage's thoughts from sex.

"I'm pretty sure I can find a use for them," he continued, his smirk intensifying.

"What the hell? Do you have barnyard fetishes now or something?"

"Barnyard fetishes?"

"Yeah! What the hell, you bestial bastard?"

"Bestial bastard?" Gray sputtered.

Lucy and Erza looked at each other while Gray and Natsu continued to argue; Chicken Fire Dragon Slayer vs. Cow Ice Make Mage.

"You're just as sick as Gray sometimes. You know that, right?" stated Lucy.

"Huh? What do you mean?" inquired Erza, the livid grin on her face vanishing.

"I mean, what were you even doing with a chicken suit and a cow suit in the first place?"


End