I still don't own the Legend of Zelda but I'm working on it.

This is just a look at what our favourite characters do while I'm unconcious.


Link: Why did you go and hurt the author Navi?

Navi: He was the one who made me run and he was teasing me.

Saria: That's no reason to hit him over the head with a baseball bat, knock him unconscious and then hit him a few more times just to see if he would respond.

Navi: It's not my fault.

Zelda: Oh yes it is and now I wont get mentioned until the author manages to get back and start writing again.

Malon: Yeah, and he was going to put me and Link together.

Ruto: What! He wouldn't put Link with you because everyone knows that he is my fiancé and as such he belongs to me.

Zelda: Be quiet you two, everyone knows that he is supposed to end up with me. The Princess and the Hero *sigh*.

Malon: No he's mine, all mine.

Link: Girls stop treating me like an item.

RZ&M: Shut up. You don't get to say anything until we decide who you belong to.

Link: Sheesh. I hope the author gets back soon.

Me: *moan* my head hurts. What did that fairy do to me?

Saria: She hit you with a baseball bat.

Navi: That's right and now you had better start writing again before Link gets torn apart by these currently uncontrolled females.

Me: But I need a rest. You can't make me write yet.

Navi: *grabs baseball bat* Oh yes I can so get on with it!

Me: What do you know? I just had a sudden flash of inspiration and a desire to start writing again.

Navi: That'll teach him, hehehe

Link: Somehow I have a strange feeling that this will happen again.

Saria: Yeah something tells me that those two will become arch enemies of sorts.

Leo: Nah how could that possibly happen?

Me: Hehehe, everyone wants revenge eventually


Sorry for how short this chapter is. It's not really a chapter when you think about

~LinkHammer~