A/N: Hello everyone. I got good news and bad news. The bad news is that the Admin of this site had decided that Reading the Books stories are a violation of copyright, even if it has a disclaimer. But the good news is that I found a way to do it without copying it. I got the idea from In Dream: Book 1. Thank you, Rosimae if you're reading this. Now, enjoy.

Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson or Naruto

Chapter 1: A Math Teacher Killed

It was quiet in Olympus. Everyone over there heard that one word. Why did Hestia and Artemis call him daddy? And why is Artemis hugging him affection? SHE'S A MAN HATER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

Finally, Zeus found his voice and glare at Naruto. "Artemis, why did you say father?" Zeus said, in a very dangerous tone. Artemis scowl at her biological father.

"It mean that he adopted me and that he's my daddy. So is Hestia's," Hestia nodded her head, still beaming at her adopted father.

Zeus pull out his lightning bolt and was about to shoot Naruto, until Artemis shot an arrow near his head and a fireball was shot near him as well. He saw Artemis and Hestia standing in front of Naruto, glaring at him.

"You will not harm him, Zeus. He is our family and if you attack him, you'll have to get through us," Hestia said. Everyone was shock to see that Hestia was standing up to Zeus. Zeus sit back down on his throne and grumble, since he doesn't want to hurt his daughter and sister.

Naruto clear his throat, "Well, let get reading shall we?" He snap his finger and couches appear. (Oh just so you know, Naruto applied all the information of every demigod to the gods, except the fact that Percy is the son of Poseidon)

Percy, Annabeth, Nico, and Thalia sit on one couch; Travis, Connor, Will, and Katie sat one another; Clarisse, Chris, Juniper, and Rachel sat on the third one; Jason, Leo, Piper, and Reyna sat on the fourth one; Hazel and Frank got one couch for themselves; and Octavion sat on a chair, not wanting to be with any of them.

Artemis and Hestia, in their child form, sat on Naruto lap and snuggle up on him, making Zeus and Apollo glare at him. Naruto clear his throat and begin reading.

(Look I . . . half-blood.)

"Who does?" Nico said, looking down. All the demigods kid look down for their fallen comrades and the gods look down in shame.

(If you . . . advice is:)

"OH NO DUCK AND COVER!" Thalia and Nico yelled, going behind the couch. The gods look confuse, while the demigods stifle a chuckle, except Percy who was pouting.

"Uh, why?" Hermes asked. Thalia and Nico got up from their hiding spot, shaking.

"Because, unless it's a battle plan or an emotional speech-" Nico started, but Thalia continue

"-it'll get you kill," Thalia said, in a utter fear. Naruto laugh and Percy blush, knowing it true. Annabeth kiss his cheek, thinking that the blush is cute.

(Close this . . . right now.)

The Stolls try to close the book until Naruto gave a look that said 'If you try, you'll feel pain.'

(Believe whatever . . . normal life.)

"It might work for a little while, seaweed brain," Annabeth said, sitting on his lap. Meanwhile Athena was fuming on how close her daughter is to the sea spawn.

Percy shrug, "Then you might as well enjoy it, as much as you can," All demigods nodded.

(Being a . . . is dangerous.)

"Check," Percy said.

(It's scary.)

"Double check," Thalia and Nico said.

(Most of . . . nasty ways.)

"And triple check," All the demigods said, thinking about their lost comrades. The gods bow down in shame for abandoning their kids, except Hestia, Hera, and Artemis, who doesn't have any kids. Zeus kept thinking that it was for the greater good that they left their kids.

"Well then I'm glad I save the defenseless demigods and train them to defend themselves," Naruto said to himself, but everyone heard it.

"YOU BROKE ONE OF OUR LAWS?!" Zeus yelled, thunder booming. Naruto glare at Zeus with a look that promise pain, making the man whimper in fear.

"First of all I don't follow anyone rules Zeus, so you can back off. And second of all, those demigods needed help and I don't ignore anyone for my own benefit. At least Poseidon help all his children and don't abandon them, high and dry" Naruto said, in a cold voice. Some of the gods look guilty, while the demigods look up to Naruto with awe and admiration.

(If you're . . . ever happened.)

"So do we," all the demigods said at once. Percy was thinking of all the battles he had to fought and his hands clench tightly.

(But if . . . for you.)

"So very true," every demigods said sagely. The gods was wondering how bad their children, while Hestia and Naruto grimace, remembering all the demigods they saw fighting and dying, all around the world.

(Don't say . . . warn you)

"You didn't warn me!" Nico, Leo, and the Stolls yelled. They got hit by Piper, Thalia and Katie.

(My . . . Jackson)

"No! I'm Percy Jackson! You're Naruto!" Percy exclaimed. Dionysus look surprised.

"Really? I thought it was Peter Johnson," Dionysus said, from his magazine. Everyone sweat drop at the wine god.

(I'm 12 . . . Troubled kid?)

"YES!" Everyone that knows Percy yelled, adding Jason. His friend and father glare at Jason for being happy with the insult. Jason scowled. Why did everyone like Percy?

Meanwhile Naruto laughed, thinking that Percy is the same as he is when he was younger, while Percy shrug knowing it was true

(Yeah. You . . . say that.)

Everyone laugh at that.

(I could . . . prove it,)

"Short?" the god questioned.

"Miserable?" the demigods questioned.

"Yep," Percy said, looking downtrodden, "At this rate, I won't be able to live before my next birthday," Annabeth snuggle up into his chest, reassuring him and herself that he's not gonna die. She just got him back, she is not gonna lose him again.

Rachel and Reyna saw this, and glared at Annabeth. They both got a crush on him, even though one is a oracle, and even though Percy is with Annabeth, they still want him.

(but things . . . Roman stuff.)

"That's sound amazing," Athena and Annabeth said at the same time.

"Are you kidding? Sound like torture," Poseidon, Percy, and Naruto said at the same time. Annabeth shook her head at her boyfriend, Athena glare at Poseidon, and Hestia and Artemis just laugh at their dad. It was still an odd sight seeing Artemis showing affection for a male.

(I know . . . like torture.)

"Athena stop glaring at Percy. Most kids would think it's torture, especially if you're a demigod and have dyslexia and ADHD," Naruto said. Athena huff, but stay quiet knowing it was true.

(Most Yancy . . . had hopes.)

"Sound like Chiron," Athena said. They look at Dionysus to confirm it, but he was sleeping in his magazine. Poseidon splash a bucket of ice cold water, making the wine god scream.

Everyone laugh and Naruto kept reading.

(Mr. Brunner . . . like coffee.)

"Yep, it's Chiron," Athena concluded. Naruto roll his eyes at her, since everyone else, minus Leo and the Stolls, figure it out already.

(You wouldn't . . . to sleep.)

"YOU SLEEP IN CLASS?!" Athena asked, horrified.

"Who wouldn't?" Hermes, Apollo, Leo, and the Stolls said in unision.

(I hoped . . . in trouble.)

"You're asking for a miracle Perce," Will said. Everyone laugh, while Percy blush.

(Boy . . . wrong.)

"See," Will said.

'Yep. Definitely like me,' Naruto thought.

(See, bad . . . expelled anyway.)

It was silence for a few minutes. Then laughter boom all over the room.

"Who were you aiming at?" Naruto asked, while laughing.

"A bunch of bullies," Percy said with a grin.

(And before . . . unplanned swim.)

That make everyone laugh even harder than before. The Stolls got in front of Percy and got on their knees, much to Percy's embarrassment.

"We are forever at your command. Teach us your ways great pranksters. Please, please, please!" The Stolls said in unision.

"Dude, you are the coolest!" Leo said, with his usual grin. Jason glare at Percy. He was suppose to be the coolest not him. He decided that Percy is his enemy and must be eliminated.

(And the . . . the idea.)

"Awww. . ." was the sound coming from everyone, even Athena and Hera. Percy rolled his eyes.

"Okay guys, on the next break I'll you more stories," Percy said, making everyone grin.

(This trip, . . . be good.)

"Not gonna happen," Nico, Thalia, and Annabeth said in unision. Percy pouted childishly, but kept quiet

(All the . . . ketchup sandwich.)

Most of the girls turn green, while Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, and Nico was steaming with rage. Naruto was thinking of ways to torture the girl, because he hate bullies. It was due to his childhood that he hated them with a passion.

(Grover was . . . was crippled.)

"Oh, I can't wait to tell Grover that," Thalia said. Nico agreed. Percy glare at the two.

(He had . . . his legs.)

"Aww, Grover is so lucky," the Stolls and Leo said. Hermes and Apollo nodded with them, while the girls and some of the guys shook their head at them.

(He walked . . . the cafeteria)

"Of course," everyone that new Grover sighed. Of course he would blow his cover for enchiladas.

(Anyway, Nancy . . . on probation.)

"What did you do?" Annabeth and Thalia asked.

"Um . . . I think a prank involving a few snakes," Percy said, thoughtfully. Naruto laugh outright, liking Percy more and more.

"You would've my village worst fear, if you had live there," Naruto said. Some were wondering what village he went to, but Naruto stayed quiet.

(The headmaster . . . with death-)

"WHAT?!" Poseidon, Annabeth, Rachel, and Reyna yelled.

"Let me finish!" Naruto said, with a glare.

(-by in . . . this trip)

"Oh," the four said sheepishly. Annabeth narrow her eyes at Reyna and Rachel, deciding to keep eye on them.

("I'm going . . . I mumbled)

"DO IT!" Ares and Clarisse screamed. Everyone shook their head at the two, while Aphrodite whack Ares head.

Artemis turn to her dad, "Daddy, is it okay for the boy to hit that her," Ares snickered at the childish, but whimpered when he saw Naruto scary glare.

"Yes my little hunter. That girl is being a bully to him and deserve it," Naruto said. Artemis nodded and snuggle up in his chest.

(Grover tried . . . peanut butter.")

"Yeah, but in your hair?" Apollo question.

"Idiot," Artemis mumble. She a got slap in the butt for that remark and she let out a little "EEP!" before covering her mouth. Naruto spank her for that little remark against her brother.

(He dodged . . . my seat.)

"BOOO!" Ares and Clarisse yelled, wanting more action

("You're already . . . anything happens.")

"Yep, I'm always the one in trouble," Percy said, solemnly. Most gave him sympathy looks, while Naruto gave him an understanding look.

That got Percy confused. He understand what he gone through?

(Looking back . . . myself into.)

Poseidon, Annabeth, and Rachel paled at that. Reyna face look mechanic, but some could tell she was nervous for Percy.

(Mr. Brunner . . . thousand years.)

"Longer," Athena and Annabeth automatically said. Most roll their eyes at the two. Like mother, like daughter.

(He gathered . . . evil eye.)

"Hmmm, eye with my little eye, a monster who you wants to kill," Naruto said. Most paled and some look at Percy worriedly.

(Mrs. Dodds was . . . years old.)

'She sounds familiar,' Hades and Nico thought.

(She look . . . your locker.)

'Could it be . . .' Hades and Nico thought.

(She had . . . nervous breakdown.)

'Yep, that's her,' Hades and Nico thought fearfully. Even though Hades is close to Poseidon doesn't mean that the man won't harm him.

(From her . . . devil spawn.)

"No, that Nico," Thalia joked.

"HEY!" Nico yelled, then pouted at her. Thalia thought that was cute.

'Wait a minute, cute? I'm a hunter, I'm not suppose to be thinking that. But he does look cute . . . GAH! Bad thoughts, bad thoughts.'

(She would . . . a month.)

"That's harsh," Hazel commented. Something is telling her that she knows that monster.

Percy shrug, "If you think that harsh you didn't meet my other teachers and . . ." Percy had pain in his eyes "someone else,"

Many were wondering who he was talking about, but Naruto let him have his privacy. After all, he got a few secrets himself.

(One time . . . absolutely right.")

"GROVER!" Annabeth and Thalia yelled, while Juniper just sigh at her boyfriend.

(Mr. Brunner . . . the stele,)

"Totally wish it was Percy," Naruto muttered, but everyone heard.

"What?!" Percy said, shocked and appalled.

"Sorry to say this dude, but she had a crush on you since you were first at Nancy," Naruto said. Annabeth glare at Naruto and clutch Percy tightly.

Percy still look shock, "But she hates me! She try everything to get me in trouble!" Percy exclaimed, waving his arm frantically. Naruto shrug.

"That's how girls are sometimes with their crush. Plus, not only I'm the lord of the demon, but also the god of dreams and nightmare. I saw her having wet dreams about you," Naruto said. Percy turn green, some of the immature people starting laughing, Rachel and Reyna had fire in their eyes and Annabeth clutch Percy tighter.

(Mr. Brunner . . . shut up?")

Hermes, Apollo, Leo, the Stolls, and the surprisingly Athena clapped. Everyone look at her like she was an imposter.

"What? This girl is interrupting an important history," Athena said, irritated. Everyone 'ah', understanding.

(It came . . . it to.)

"Of course it did," Annabeth sighed, while the others laugh. Percy blush a little making Annabeth kiss him on the cheek.

("Mr. Jackson . . . "No sir.")

"You're cute when you blush seaweed brain. Your face get all pink, which you look cute on you. And you're eyes get all wide and innocent . . ." Annabeth giggle when Percy look as he described. She kiss him on the cheek making him blush further.

Naruto sense killing intent from Rachel and Reyna, and stifle a chuckle from it. Look like there's gonna be a catfight soon.

(Mr. Brunner . . . picture represents?")

"If he could do that, then I'll kiss Nico," Thalia said sarcastically. Nico blush a little and a part of him was hoping that would happen. Naruto turn to Aphrodite making her giggle and smile mischievously.

"I'll take up on that bet, Thalia." Naruto said. The two shook on it, one believing that Percy couldn't and the other that have the best luck when it came to betting.

Some will learn not to bet on the Demon Lord.

(I look . . . recognized it.)

"No way . . . I lost . . ." Thalia said in utter disbelief. Naruto and Percy laugh at her face and Nico blush. Artemis wanted to stop the bet since she knew Naruto never lost a bet, EVER and doesn't want her lieutenant to kiss a male, but she remember what happen to Hestia when she try to stop a bet. Hestia couldn't sit down for a week.

She shudder in fear of the punishment that Naruto fitted for her.

Thalia and Nico stood face to face to each other, blushing up a storm. Finally, Thalia move in and kiss Nico on the lips. Zues was about to throw a lightning storm at Nico and Hades was about to attack Thalia with his shadows, until they saw the death glares of Naruto and Aphrodite. They shudder in fear and put their weapons away.

Thalia and Nico stop kissing each other and sat back down, not looking each other in the eye.

("That Kronos . . . kids, right?")

Five out of six of the elder gods shudder in fear and Hestia curled up to her dad, remembering the experience. Naruto wrap her arms around her and whisper comforting words to her, while she try to block the memory away.

'When I see Kronos, I'll send him to my torture places for him.' Naruto thought venomously.

("Yes," Mr. Brunner . . . god, and-")

"GOD?!" All of the gods yelled, except for Hestia and Poseidon.

"YOU DARE -" Zeus started, but was interrupted.

"I'm sure chiron will correct him," Annabeth said, not wanting her boyfriend to be fried.

("God?" Mr. Brunner . . . corrected myself)

Annabeth breath out in relief, while the gods calm down.

("And he . . . behind me.)

"Eww doesn't even describe it," Hades and Poseidon said at the same time, while Zeus is counting his lucky stars that he wasn't eaten.

("-and so . . . gods won.")

"What? How? It was centuries of fighting . . . and. Paragraph . . . Poseidon stop laughing . . . UGH!" Athena exclaimed. Naruto also laugh at her expression as well.

(Some snickers . . . the group.)

"Why? He got it right!" Annabeth exclaimed. Everyone shrug.

"Humans are weird," Naruto reason, ignoring the "HEY!" from Rachel.

(Behind me . . . his kids.")

"How about you be a demigod and see how you like it!" Chris hissed out. Meanwhile, Naruto had a thinking look.

"Hmm, I might add that in the nightmare land when people starts to dream. Maybe add the pain factor in as well." Naruto said to himself, but everyone heard. Most sweatdrop and scooted away from him, even Hades.

("And why . . . real life?")

"BUSTED!" Leo, the Stolls, Nico, Apollo and Hermes said at once.

("Busted," Grover muttered.)

"OH NO! WE THINK LIKE A GOAT!" all six said at once. They started running around the building until they got whacked by Piper, Katie, Thalia, and Artemis.

("Shut up," . . . her hair.)

"That was actually pretty creepy," Percy said. Naruto snicker a little.

"Aw that not something to say to your crush," Naruto teased. Percy again turn green and Annabeth glare at Naruto, but it didn't bother him. He felt Orochimaru killing intent and met Anko, he can rarely be scared.

(At least . . . radars ears.)

"Or horse ears," Leo joked.

Athena turn into lecture mode, "Actually it one of the same thing since -"

"READ BEFORE SHE STARTS!" Poseidon yelled. Naruto complied and Athena glare at him.

(I thought . . . know sir.")

"As always," Nico and Thalia sighed. Naruto and Annabeth frowned at them.

"How can you expect him to find the answer? He didn't found out he was a demigod yet," Naruto reasoned, with a bit of an edge on his tone. His old teammates always belittle him, so he doesn't like it when people do the same thing.

("I see." . . . back outside?")

"Oh Chiron," everyone said at the same time. Hermes wrote out a note to get Chiron lessons, for changing subjects.

(The class . . . like doofuses.)

"Like most men does. The only ones that doesn't is Poseidon, Percy, and daddy," Artemis said. Percy was stun, Poseidon beam at his niece and Naruto kiss her on the forehead, making her blush a little and beam brightly. Everyone was stun again at that displacement, seeing a blush on her cheek.

Apollo pointed a shaky finger at her and said, "Wh-who are you and what have you done with Artemis?"

He got a arrow in his leg for that remark.

(Grover and . . . seen everything)

"Well, almost everything," Hestia said sadly. The elder gods and Naruto knew that Chiron seen and lose a lot.

("You must . . . Percy Jackson.")

"And he got the best," Annabeth said proudly. All of Percy friends agreed with her. Jason scowls.

"Come on, this pathetic spawn isn't the best. Only Romans are more powerful than the greeks," Jason said, arrogantly. Most were stunned at his outburst, but got over it and glare at him, Annabeth the most.

Piper and Leo couldn't believe he would say something like that. They don't know if it was his regular self, but if it was they don't like it.

Naruto then got a smirk, whenever he's thinking of a prank. Artemis and Hestia squirm a little, knowing that smirk.

"How about this? If you're so confident let make a deal," Naruto said, secretly testing him. Jason smirk, thinking he could win.

"What the bet?" Jason said. Naruto will test his loyalty to his friend.

"The best is that in this book, Percy will fight the most powerful monsters, the fate told me that. If he could beat and/or survive most of them, you have to date with Drew," Jason and Piper pale at that, and Piper was secretly thinking that if he accepted that bet, he will suffer more Kronos, "and with he doesn't I'll give you my summoning fox scroll," Artemis and Hestia gasp at that,"and you can kill Percy," Percy and Annabeth paled at that, "Plus, if he beat something more powerful than a monster, I'll train him to become a demigod ninja," now, Jason was fuming.

Jason, still having Zeus's arrogance said, "I'll accept that bet," making most facepalm for his stupidity, Zeus cheering for his son, Percy and Annabeth getting paler, Piper looking blank, and Naruto getting a 'hook, line, and sinker' look.

"ARE YOU CRAZY DUDE?!"

"WHAT ABOUT US JASON?!"

"DON'T I HAVE A SAY IN THIS?!"

"IF PERCY DEAD, I'LL KILL YOU! GOD OR NO!"

"IDIOT BROTHER!"

"GOOO JASON!"

"QUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEET!" Naruto, Artemis, and Hestia yelled at the same time, getting everyone to be quiet. The ones who yelled was Leo, Piper, Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, and Zeus respectively.

"The bet had been made and you can't stop it or change it. Sorry Piper, Annabeth, and Percy," Naruto said. Then he continue reading, ignoring Annabeth, Reyna, and Rachel's glares.

(I wanted . . . so hard.)

"It was for the best seaweed brain," Annabeth said softly. Percy nodded and kiss her forehead.

(I mean . . . them correctly.)

"Yes, so true," all of the demigods said. The gods look guilty again and Naruto glare at the ones who had kids and left them to fend for themselves.

(I mumble . . . girl's funeral.)

"I'm glad Siana is at my resort, along with the others," Naruto said, gaining some looks. Some look at him with hero worship and Zeus was glaring at him for continuing breaking his rules.

(He told . . . blowing in.)

Everyone look to Zeus, then to Poseidon, and finally said all at once, "Why are we not surprise?"

Poseidon pouted, while Zeus's eyes was sparking with anger. Naruto roll his eyes at the overreaction.

(Nobody else . . . a thing.)

"Is she one of yours?" Hera asked. Hermes and his sons look insulted at the suggestion.

"Hades no! The book said try and a Hermes child never try, they do it!" Hermes said, with his kids agreeing with him.

(Grover and . . . it elsewhere.)

"Did you really thought like that, Seaweed Brain?" Annabeth asked, in his lap. Percy look down on the floor.

"I was born to think that way," he mumble. Most of them look confuse, while Naruto look at him with wide eyes.

'If it what I think it is . . . then he exactly like me,' Naruto thought.

("Detention?" Grover . . . a genius.")

"Agreed," Jason and Athena, spoke cruelly. Annabeth, Rachel, Reyna, and Thalia glare at them. Thalia was wondering what happening to the brother she used to know.

(Grover didn't . . . your apple?")

There was silence, for a few minutes . . . then everybody burst out laughing.

(I didn't . . . give me.)

Ares snicker, Clarisse muttered 'mama boys', the goddess was cooing and saying how nice it was for a boy to miss his mother, and the demigods and Naruto had a look of envy.

(Mr. Brunner . . . cafe table.)

"IDEA!" Leo and Hephaestus exclaimed, writing on their journal. Aphrodite and Piper shook their head fondly at the two. Piper stop. Wait fondly? They're just friend! That all they are . . . right?

(I was . . . Grover's lap.)

Thalia, Annabeth, Percy, and Nico growled at the book, making a couple of people scoot back.

"Wow they are more scary than the Furies," Travis whispered to Connor and Katie.

("Oops," She . . . liquid Cheetos.)

"Okay . . . didn't needed that in my head. And I like cheetos," Naruto said. Some nodded their head, agreeing with him.

(I tried . . . your temper.")

"Won't work," Everyone the knows said at the same time. They seen Percy temper and it can never be control. Pity the person who anger him. Percy pouted.

(But I . . . my ears.)

"A wave?" Zeus said. He look suspiciously at Poseidon and said man was wiggling around nervously.

(I don't . . . grabbed her-")

"POSEIDON!" Zeus roared, thunder and lightning outside, "YOU BROKE THE OATH?!" He took his lightning bolt out, while Poseidon brought his Trident.

"Yes Zeus and I don't regret it! Beside, you broke the oath to!" Poseidon growled. Zeus aimed his bolt at Percy and shot him. Percy, with wide eyes, push his friends away from him and took the shot. An explosion took place.

"NOOO!" The demigods (minus Jason) yelled. Annabeth, Thalia, Rachel, and Reyna broke down and cried; Clarisse, the Stolls, Katie, Will, Chris, Nico, Juniper, Hazel, and Frank cried as well, with the couples comforting each other (Clarisse and Chris, Hazel and Frank); Jason and Octavion grin like it was christmas for him; Piper and Leo had tears in their eyes as well, but also glare at Jason and Zeus for being happy with the death of such a nice person; and Poseidon was crying because his son was killed.

Then they heard a roar of rage and they saw Naruto, standing in front of Percy with rage in his eyes.

"ZEUS!" Naruto roared out with his demon voice. Before Zeus could strike again, Naruto made two shadow clones and hold Zeus at his throne. Naruto went in front of Zeus and perform a rasengan in his hand. He then smash in Zeus torso and the sky god scream in pain.

Many were watching Naruto punishing Zeus for his action and was amaze at his power. Aphrodite, Demeter, and surprisingly Hera look at him with hearts in their eyes. Ares, Apollo, Dionysus and Hermes was sharing a bag of popcorn liking the 'entertainment'. Athena was frowning at him for saving the sea spawn. Hephaestus and Hades look indifferent about this, though there was a twitch on Hades mouth. Hestia and Artemis was looking at him with stars in their eyes, seeing their father perform his most deadly power. And Poseidon was looking at him with gratitude in his eyes for saving his son.

As for the demigods, they looking at him with awe, gratitude, and anger. For awe the Stolls, Will, Chris, Clarisse, Juniper, and Katie. For gratitude Annabeth, Reyna, Thalia, Rachel, Hazel, Frank, and Nico. For anger Octavion and Jason.

"Zeus, you nearly made the biggest mistake in your life! This boy is the savior of the earth and you almost cause a war with hi death! Many would rebel against you God or demigod and would've overrun you! If you ever attack anty of these demigods, just know they have my protection! UNDERSTAND?!" Naruto yelled out. Zeus, too scared to say anything just nodded rapidly.

Naruto sat down with Artemis and Hestia getting back on his lap. Percy sat down with Annabeth, Reyna, Rachel, and Thalia grabbing onto him arm one way or another to know that he's still alive. Nico decided to sit with Hazel since the seats are occupied. Naruto calm down and started reading again.

(I didn't . . . erasing workbooks.")

"NEVER GUESS YOUR PUNISHMENTS!" Hermes, his kids, and Naruto said. When all faces turn to Naruto he decided to explain.

"Back when I was mortal, I was the best pranker over at the leaf village. I even to manage to prank the leader of the village. The only I prank are arrogant jerks, perverts, and idiots." Naruto said. The god of thieves and his sons beam at him, while some was sweating. How good is he at pranking? Judging from the pale faces and shivers from Artemis and Hestia, very good.

(That wasn't . . . to death.)

"And yet, he decided to stick up for you," Naruto said. He turn to Percy, "I envy you Percy. I wish I had a friend like that, back at home when I was your age,"

Now everyone was wondering what kind of past he have. And how bad was it.

("I don't . . . "Now.")

"Seriously, what with the honey thing?" Naruto asked, while Nico and Hades mumble 'She still does that?'.

(Nancy Bobofit . . . later stare.)

Nico, Thalia, Clarisse, and the Stolls shiver.

"You do not want to be the receiving end of one of those," Nico said, then Thalia continued, "I agree with death breath here. It's more scary than the all the Titans combined," Of course, Jason had to say something.

"Please, I bet that stare wouldn't even scare a mice," Jason said. The five that receive that horrifying stare, look at him like he had a death wish. Percy shrugged and gave him that glare. Jason turn deathly white and pee his pants. That glare was like staring at death itself. Meanless to say, he will have nightmares along with the others (except Naruto, who look intrigued by that glare).

(Then I . . . so fast?)

The temperature dropped very fast and Naruto whisper 'monster'. Thalia and Annabeth gripped on Percy hands tightly to reassure themselves that Percy was alive. Poseidon gripped on his Trident tightly and Hades glance fearfully at the Sea god. Meanwhile Naruto was reading with wrapped attention to see what this demigod can do.

(I have . . . so sure.)

"Good, trust your instincts," Naruto mutter subconsciously. It good to see that Percy got good instinct for his age, on the book.

(I went . . . Mrs. Dodds.)

Annabeth begin to whimper in worry, so Percy wrapped an arm around her waist and whisper sweet words to her, telling her that he's alive and safe. Aphrodite would've yelled 'CUTE' if she wasn't worried as well.

(Halfway the . . . his novel.)

"CHIRON!" Annabeth, Nico, Thalia, Rachel, and Poseidon scream in disbelief. Percy was about to be attack and he's reading a book?

(I look . . . the plan.)

"No kidding, Sherlock," Jason said, sarcastically. He got a nasty shock for that remark, courtesy of Thalia.

(I followed . . . was empty.)

By now most were shaking with anticipation and worry. Anticipation on what gonna happen. Worry for their friend/son/cousin/nephew.

(Mrs. Dodds . . . like growling.)

"She is growling," Athena said, trying to break the tension, but everyone shush her.

"Huh, well," Athena said.

(Even without . . . "Yes ma'am.)

"Did he just said what I think he just said?" All of Percy friends said. They couldn't believe that he just show somebody respect. I guess fear does something that make you do impossible things.

(She tugged . . . hurt me.)

"Wrooong," Zeus sang gleefully. Most of the Goddesses (meaning not Athena) slap him for being happy with this. Even Hera.

(I said . . . less pain.")

Annabeth was clutching Percy real tightly in worry. Even though he still here she still worries.

(I didn't . . . dorm room.)

"AWESOME!" Leo yelled, causing Piper to bash his head, again. The Stolls begin to kneel to Percy again.

"We are your humble servants. We are at your command at any time," they said at the same time. They got whacked by Katie.

(Or maybe . . . the book.)

Naruto laugh seeing Athena face. She look like she was gonna explode. Before she could say anything, Naruto decided to intervene.

"Athena, you forget that the demigods are dyslexic, so it won't be their favorite past time for most of them. Well, other than your childs," Naruto said, making Athena huff.

("Ma'am I . . . to ribbons.)

"A FURY!" All of the demigods yelled. Thalia rounded up to Percy, glaring at him.

"You never told me your first monster was a fury!" Thalia yelled. Percy shrunk down from his, seeing the glares from Rachel, Reyna, and Thalia.

"I didn't think it was important," Percy mumbled, causing the glares to intensify.

"It extremely important! I face a Fury with training and nearly died!" Thalia exclaimed. Percy hold his hand up.

"Look, I'm alive am I? Plus, it was five years ago so you don't need to worry," Percy said. Meanwhile Jason was in shock. His first monster was a fury? And he survive?!

While the demigods were talking, Poseidon was beating the poo out of Hades. Apollo and Hermes was sharing popcorn, Ares was cheering, Athena was booing, and the rest look bored. Finally, Naruto intervene to save Hades from any more beating. He grab the back of Poseidon shirt and pull him away from Hades.

"Poseidon, Percy will survive. He's over there right now with his friends, so calm down." Naruto said, with a serious voice. Poseidon nodded and sat back down, still have fury in his face. Naruto and Hestia healed up Hades and sat him back down on the throne. Hades flinch under Poseidon stares. After everyone calm down, Naruto got back reading

(Then things . . . his hand.)

"A pen?" Most of the people said.

They blink.

Then blink again.

Finally, Jason starts laughing madly.

"HAHAHAHA, a pen? The sea spawn gonna lost," Jason said, laughing. Many glared at him, but Percy just smirk so did Poseidon.

("What ho . . . my ear.)

Everyone (excluding Jason, Ares, Octavion, Dionysus, and Zeus) let out a breath they were holding in. Meanwhile, Percy felt something near his ear.

'It was probably just the wind,' Percy thought, but his sixth sense says otherwise.

(I snatched . . . tournament day.)

"What?" Jason said, gobsmack. The rest were grinning. Some of them forgot that it was riptide. Percy pulled out the pen and uncapped it, revealing the bronze sword, Riptide. Naruto smirk.

"Hey Percy, how about we duel after chapter 3? I want to test your strength," Naruto said. Percy nodded, looking determined as Naruto.

(Mrs. Dodds . . . the sword.)

"Wimp," Jason and Ares muttered, while Octavion laugh silently. They all got drenched in salt water for their troubles.

(She snarled . . . the sword.)

"How is that natural?!" Frank exclaimed. Everyone shrug and dismiss it as Percy being Percy.

(The metal . . . Hiss!)

The Stolls and Leo cheered, while many look at Percy with awe. Zeus paranoid mind was thinking that Percy will be dangerous in the future and must be killed. Jason watch Percy get look at with admiration and being praised, with jealousy.

Percy getting uncomfortable and silently tell Naruto to read. The Demon Lord complied, feeling sympathy for the demigod.

(Mrs. Dodds . . . watching me.)

Some shiver, while others give Percy sympathy glances. He must've had bad nightmares if he faced a fury.

(I was . . . but me.)

"The mist still affect you? Hmmph, as expected from a sea spawn," Athena said, ignoring her daughters glare, even though it her. Meanwhile, Percy was getting downtrodden with the insults. Does most people see him as an idiot?

(My hands . . . or something.)

Hermes and the Stolls had an idea in their head. Before they could say anything Demeter and Katie yelled 'NO!' and gather their mushrooms protectively in their arms (Don't ask me where the mushrooms came from). The pranksters pouted.

(Had I . . . whole thing?)

"Nope," Apollo said, cheerfully. Artemis muttered 'idiot' under her breath.

(I went . . your butt.")

"Who?" Poseidon, Thalia, and Naruto said.

(I said, "Who?")

Most of them laugh (except Jason, who was steaming red), while Poseidon, Thalia, Naruto, and Percy just grin at each other.

("Our teacher . . . with me.)

Hermes and his kids shook their heads sadly, Dionysus and the demigods sigh. They all know about Grover lying skills.

("Not funny . . . boomed overhead.)

"Okay, what are mad about this time Zeus?" Hera said, in exasperation. Zeus shrug.

"My bet, probably his precious bolt missing. He loves it more than his wife," Naruto said, grinning. Most laugh, Hera nodded in agreement and Zeus and Jason glare at Naruto.

(I saw . . . all right?")

Hermes and his kids gave a thumbs up at Chiron's lying skill.

"Okay, who next?" Naruto said. Poseidon raise his hands. Naruto throw him the book and Poseidon begin to read.

"Chapter 2: Three Old Ladies Knit The Sock of Death …"

A/N: And that's the end. In the middle of the story or if the story get more popular, I'll set up some polls like who should Piper date or should Percy have a harem or just Annabeth. Hope, you enjoy it and hope it more unique than other reading the book stories.