AUTHOR'S NOTE: HEY GANG! I'm back for more! So, I see you liked chapter one? Well, if you liked that, then READ THIS ONE. Don't forget to review after you've read it! THANK YOU SOOO MUCH for the people who reviewed my last chapter! You guys are SOOO awesome! LOVE YOU! ;)

DISCLAIMER: I OWN ICARLY! NOT! WAHAHA! But seriously, I do not own it. I only own the things that has "PROPERTY OF KM. DO NOT TOUCH." xD


Chapter 2: "Suspicious Acts"

[NORMAL POV]

"In 5… 4… 3… 2…" Freddie counted as Sam and Carly stood in front of the camera to do their weekly web show, iCarly.

"Welcome people of earth, world, beyond and OUTER SPACE!" Sam said with a grin.

"I'm the sweet brunette who's name starts with a "C-" and ends with an "-ARLY"!" Carly smiled to the audience.

"While I'm the dirty blonde who's name starts with an "S-" and ends with an "-am"!" Sam jumped in.

"And I'm-" Freddie began saying but was cut off by Sam.

"NO ONE CARES!" Sam said as Carly giggled.

"And this is…" Carly began.

"…ICARLY!" Both of them shouted.

"The only web show that can make you laugh ten times as much as you usually do…" Sam added.

"Today, we'll be doing…" Carly began.

They started their web show like they usually do. They played different skits, games, plays and whatever they can think of. As usual, the bickering duo would throw insults at one another and thus start their usual argument and as always Carly is the one who would stop them before someone gets hurt, LITERALLY. But in the end of it all, they always did amazing. Time went by fast as the trio began to say their goodbyes to the viewers.

"And that's all the time we have…" Carly said gloomily as Sam pushed the "awww" button on her blue remote.

"But we'll still be back next week same time, same place and same site." Carly added with a smile as Sam pressed the "applause" button.

"Tune in next week as you'll all witness me and Carly shove dead frogs inside our tech producer's pants here live on iCarly!" Sam said energetically.

"WHAT?" Freddie shrieked as Carly giggled and Sam did a little dance.

"And remember to…" Sam began.

"Brush your armpit hair…" Carly said.

"Hug a porcupine…" Sam said as she hugged Carly.

"Eat a bucket full of mayonnaise…" Carly said as she was trying to get loose on Sam's grip.

"And shampoo your pets 'coz our cat STILL smells like sour milk… PEE-YOO!" Sam said as she faked covered her nose imagining the smell of her not-yet-bathed cat Frothy.

"BYE!" they said as Freddie pushed a couple of buttons in his laptop.

"And we are clear!" Freddie announced as both girls cheered and plopped down in their beanbags.

"Great show guys!" Freddie said. "It was magnifico!"

"Isn't it always?" Sam smirked.

Freddie and Carly laughed at her statement and answered an "of course".

"Hey! Want to go to the groovy smoothies? I heard they had a new flavor and Spencer wanted to try it out. Plus, He's paying…" Carly said while smirking at Sam for she knows all too well that she can't resist free food.

"I'M IN!" Sam shouted as Carly laughed.

"Are you coming Freddie?" Carly said as they stood up and was about to go downstairs.

"Uhm… actually… uh… no…" Freddie nervously replied. "My mom wants me to… go home immediately after the show…"

"Is it time for your weekly tick baths already?" Sam answered as Carly surpasses a giggle.

"NO!" Freddie said defensively. "She just wants me to…clean my room."

"Oh!" Sam said sarcastically. "Clean your room, huh?" putting air quotes when she said clean your room.

"Yes, clean my room…" Freddie murmured not looking them in the eye.

Carly and Sam looked at him suspiciously but shrugged his lame excuse.

"Whatevs" Sam said while pushing the down button on the elevator.

"Okay Freddie. We'll see you tomorrow, okay?" Carly said as they stepped inside the elevator.

"Will do!" Freddie replied with a wave as the elevator doors closed.


(AT THE ELEVATOR)

After a few minutes of silence, Sam spoke.

"I'm not buying what nerd-brain said. Something's up with that doof." Sam said to Carly.

"Me too. It's like he's hiding something that he doesn't want us to know about. What could he be hiding?" Carly asked suspiciously.

"I don't know yet, but I'm gonna find out." Sam said with an evil grin plastered in her face.

"Sam! You can't torture Freddie into telling us! We'll never know what he's up to if you find it out THAT way!" Carly said angrily.

"Alright, alright! Geez! I was just kidding Carls. What are we gonna do, SPY on him? Sam said with a laugh.

And as Sam said that, Carly had an idea.

"SAM! YOU'RE A GENIUS!" Carly said while hugging Sam.

"Thanks." Sam said smugly. "But what was my idea that made me a genius again?"

"We'll spy on Freddie! That way, we'll know what he's been doing." Carly said proudly.

"Not bad. Okay, tomorrow after class?" Sam asked.

"Absolutely! The sooner we find out, the better" Carly said.

"Good. Now, let's go get us some smoothies 'coz momma's hungry!" Sam said as the elevator dinged.

As soon as the girls got out of the elevator, they heard Spencer screamed in terror.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Spencer shouted as the glass he was holding caught on fire.

"SPENCER!" Carly screamed as she ran to the fire extinguisher and put out the flamed glass.

Shocked by what happened. Spencer left the kitchen table and ran out the door shouting "MEET YOU IN THE CAAAAAAAAARRR!"

Carly and Sam left the apartment laughing and headed downstairs to the lobby. Whatever Freddie's up to, they'll find out soon enough… Or sooner than expected?


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