Chapter 2: We lost the Grammartarian!
"Kirk to enterprise. Kirk to enterprise. Hello?"
Spock opened the communicator.
"Spock to Captain Kirk. I'm afraid everyone is dead."
Kirk opened his mouth in shock.
"What? How!"
Spock continued in his logical way.
"That woman you fell in love with...Ms. Mary Sue... Apparently she was an evil alien in disguise who has now spread her people into all other fandoms. They have contaminated all good literature."
Kirk banged his head to the ground in woe.
Star Trek was only the first fandom to fall.
(A/N LOLZ! Hiya everyone! Srry about that stupid beginning, this dumb girl wrote it. Don't worry she's tied up and in the closet now. Time 4 my awesomeness!
Raven: LET ME OUT! You're destroying the fandom!
Me: Puhleez. Ur stories r BORING!
Raven: SOMEBODY HELP! CALL THE FF police before she updates my other stories!
Me: you have other stories? WAHH!
Wooh! I got her! It's okay people, I've subdued the fangirl. On with the story, it's Raven to the rescue!)
Camp Halfblood was in flames. Silena ran to the phone.
"Hello, Silena Beauregard here, what's going on?"
"This is Captain Kirk...Hey, aren't you dead?"
Silena moaned.
"People keep trashing the fandom, so I've been reincarnated. We don't understand what's going on."
"Well, as the first fandom to be abused, we just like to check in and see if we can help from time to time. Rick Riordan just leased you to FF, so it's going to be chaos from here. You only have a few hundred stories so far. We just wanted to let you know your protagonist has just run into his first room of Mary Sues. More weirdness will ensue but you can try to rescue him."
Silena nodded in agony.
"Thanks Captain Kirk."
She hung up and called for Grover.
"Quick, go save Percy and Annabeth and Nico from the Sues before-
(AN AGH CRAP! The fangirl is almost free of her bonds! She's gonna free the Mary Sues! Quick, I must write...)
Grover killed every Mary Sue.
(Take that, fangirl! Oh no...She's almost free! I-
Hi everyone! Srry bout Raven she's a real pain in the butt. I can't believe she killed all of poor Mary's sisters! And the story was going so well, the romances! Oh well. Let's go.)
Percy's POV
Thank the gods 4 grover i cant believe he saved us from the sues but now...oh no! wat is happening?
Annabeth's POV
she took away the grammer and the-
Percy's POV
oh no now sehs siwchting the odrer of the ltetrs! Hlep! It's braley lgebile!
Nico's POV
wat happened 2 the grammer theres no punctuation oh gods save us i cant end a sentence wright hlp
Percy's POV
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Me=:(
Me 3 wisegurl X Marisue!
HLP
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Emoluver: wat da heck is wit ma username
Seaweed Brain2545: This iz horrible wat da Tartarus is goin on hre?
Emoluver: Y am I emo?
Owl luv:...
Seaweed Brain2545:...
(I'm worn out from ravens attacks. Hope u enjoy my awesome writing. Review plz! NO FREAKIN FLAMES! Luv u all!
Raven: FLAME HER maybe she'll give up!
Me: Ur so mean Raven!
Raven: I'm sorry PJO fans! Run to the Veritas! They can help you! Find Theia or Zoe or Kay! Someone who will beat the crap out of this fangirl!
Me: Veritas?
Raven: Yeah, why don't you go over to Veritaville and see what they do to you? XD I'm sure you will get a warm welcome.
Me: Okay! Ghost Town, here I come!
Raven: MUHAHAHAHA!)
