This just invaded my mind, and I knew it would work for a nice torture Robin story. I felt the need to write something since I just studied hardcore for my art exam tomorrow (I'm a total art genius now, yep).

Anyway, enjoy!


Robin walked into the common room to see Beast Boy and Cyborg over at the couch, talking about something or another, which he figured was most likely not good. He walked over and stood in front of them with his arms crossed. "What are you guys doing?"

Cyborg looked up at him, an innocent smile on his face. "Nothing, just looking up this new superhero guy or whatever. We saw him when we were out last night at that one place."

He raised an eyebrow. "Let me see that." He ripped the paper out of Cyborg's hand and looked it over, his brow furrowing. "Alpha Kenny Body. Who the hell is that?"

Beast Boy, trying not to laugh, acted like Robin was stupid for not knowing him. "Dude, seriously? You've never heard of him?"

He shook his head slowly. "Should I have?"

Beast Boy nodded and crossed his arms. "He helped us defeat the Brotherhood of Evil. Duhh."

Robin looked at him in a confused manner. "But, I would have remembered him if I gave him a communicator…"

"Oh, I picked him up on the way to get Jericho. That's probably why you don't remember him." He nodded his head furiously, hoping to keep him on track.

Robin eyes him curiously. "I don't know, Beast Boy."

He scoffed. "Just think about it. I'm sure you'll remember."

Robin stood there, tapping his foot. "Alpha Kenny Body, Alpha Kenny Body…"

"Robin! How dare you!"

Robin jumped and turned to see a fuming Starfire behind him, her fists clenched. He gulped and looked at her in a lost manner. "What did I do?"

She growled and turned swiftly, stomping out the door.

Robin stood in place, stunned. "Wha…what just happened here?" Beast Boy and Cyborg started to laugh, causing him to turn around and glare. He should have known it was their doing. "What did you do?"

Beast Boy wiped his eye as he started to calm down. "Dude, just say that name a couple more times. Trust me."

Robin glared at him. "I'm not doing anything that comes out of your mouth. Now what did you do?"

As Beast Boy went into another fit of laughter, Cyborg took over. "Just say the name out loud, Rob. Do it, then you'll get it."

Robin kept his eyes narrowed, but obliged nonetheless. He knew it obviously wasn't good, but he needed to know what he said that made Starfire so upset so he could make it better. "Alpha Kenny Body, Alpha Kenny Body, Alpha Ke-god damnit, I hate you two!" He turned and made his way to the door, ready to apologize vehemently to his pissed off girlfriend.

The two boys hit another wave of laughter and high fived. Beast Boy fell onto the floor in his fit of laughter. "Classic."


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Hehe.

If you don't understand, say the name out loud. You'll get it then.

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