Non-AU (though I don't think this would ever happen in the real KH world). Yaoi. Soroku. VanVen. Bad language/cursing (it's mainly Vanitas' POV so what you expect? xD). Word count: 934 (oops a little too long?)


Summer

Pata pata pata pata.

Why does it have to be so fucking hot here!

The raven teen is violently shaking his plastic fan like a maniac, though that cheap little piece of plastic isn't being very much helpful. He has tried to find the best spot on the bent trunk of the Paopu tree where he can hide himself from the burning sunlight under the shadow of the tree leaves. But the temperature is just killing him.

He just can't deal with the heat okay?

Vanitas adjusts his sunglass in annoyance. He feels utterly stupid for having agreed to come to this play island with the other three boys in such a hot day. He'd rather be an indoor otaku, staying at home and protecting his perfect flawless pale skin from the cancer-causing sunlight. But how unfortunately, they've managed to drag him here by promising him there would be only four of them but no one else coming to the play island. What? Everyone knows the anti-social Vanitas hates people alright? But still, the screaming and water-splashing and all the noises that three brats are making on the beach down there surely aren't helping to ease his irritation at all.

Kingdom Hearts damn that keyblade hero! Sora has forced him to live with them on Destiny Islands after everything has ended, well, not like he's got any other place he could stay anyway. But damn, this tropic island is just too fucking hot and sunny for him, especially during the summer!

He's never good at dealing with hot weather. Despite the common believes and the desert-like looking, his birthplace – the wasteland of Keyblade Graveyard is a dry and cold place, never hot. The lifeless graveyard is as cold as his past self. Among all the worlds, Agrabah used to be his No.1 hated place because of the heat. But now he has learnt Agrabah is nothing comparing to this annoyingly sunny and peaceful place known as Destiny Islands.

"Ah! Sora! Stop being so annoying and stop dragging me into the water!" Yet another scream from the beach drives Vanitas' irritation gauge up.

"Why Roxas? It's cooler in water."

"Right, but I'd rather you keep your hands to yourself!"

"Why? I love hugging you~ You have a cooler body temperature. It feels so good." Vanitas narrows his sunglass-covered golden eyes in annoyance as he watches the topless brunet keyblade hero attaching himself to his Nobody like an octopus. Doesn't the kid feel hot?

"I'm a Nobody, what you expect?" Oh that's right, Nobodies have lower body temperature. Apparently the struggling blond boy is also annoyed by the immaturely-behaving hero as he speaks in cold voice.

"Touchy Roxie, but I love you anyway~"

"Wha…G-get off from me! It's too hot! You stupid moron!"

"Ouch, Roxie, that hurts."

"Hurt my ass!"

"Really? You really want me to do that here?"

"You…you're so dead Sora!"

Vanitas can't help but snickers evilly like Sora does while the shouting blond boy's face turns into a red tomato. Fuck, the kid sure knows how to flirt and it makes him feel soooo envious. You ask why?

"Ahem, you two, I'm still here, don't get too carried away okay?"

Another blond teen makes a couple shy chuckles, standing next to the two glued-together boys awkwardly. Ohhhhhhh fuck. Ventus' chuckle is like the most pleasant music to Vanitas' ears. He wants to do everything Sora is doing to Roxas to his Light too, but he just can't. The heat will just kill all the mood. He can't get close to anybody because the unbearable heat is just going to drive him crazy.

Warning, warning, Irritation Gauge is reaching Limit Break.

"Oh my god, Vanitas! The Unversed!"

"Wow wow, the Flood are populating like cockroaches! Calm down Vanitas!"

Not until the other three start shouting in panic does Vanitas realize what is happening. Numerous blue fluffy creatures keep popping out from the dark aura emitting from his body. Oh fuck! He used to have better self-control than this. The Flood soon occupy the whole isle, some have climbed up the Paopu tree and knocked down a Paopu fruit which falls right onto Vanitas' head. Ouch.

"Hey Vani! Come down here to the water. It'll help you cool down."

"No, leave me alone!"

"Oh Vani, stop being so stubborn, it's not that hot anyway."

"Go away!"

"If you really feel that hot, do you want me to summon Tornado or Blizzaga? It might help."

"I said, GO AWAY!"

The trio shake their heads in defeat, but then Sora's lips form a sly smirk, winking towards the other two blond boys mischievously. The other two grin and nod understandingly. They quietly climb up the small isle and gather around Vanitas who is lying on the trunk and trying to get rid of a Flood gluing itself onto his face.

"What…wait!"

"Too late Vani~"

"What the hell! Let go of me!"

With a large splashing sound, the three successfully push the raven teen into the water and soon jump themselves to join him.

"I swear to Kingdom Hearts Sora, you gonna so pay for this!"

They only laugh loud at him, wrestling together in the water.


"Too bad summer is gonna end soon."

"Uh-uh Roxas, summer is never over. Even it ends this year, there's always summer coming next year, right?"

"Right."

Here on Destiny Islands, summer never ends.

Fine, Vanitas snorts, guess he just has to learn how to deal with the heat after all, since he'll be stuck on this little island probably for another while. Well, not like he's complaining. Who says he's complaining?


A/N: I hope everyone has had a great summer. Too bad it's over now.

Thanks for all the reviews. I miss you guys too. This week is probably the last week that I still have some free time to write. I'll try to update as much as possible since September is probably going to be like bloody hell again. X_X

To be honest, I haven't come up every ideas for all the 20 theme yet, so if you've got some interesting idea you want to share or there's something particular you wanna see, just leave me a review xD (though it must be involving our four beloved boys, you guys know the rules ;p)