The Super Duper Adventures of Mary Sue and Gary Stu

Chapter 2: The Best Laid Plans

"byakugan," Mary Sue 'yelled', however her eyes didn't change at all.

"sharingan!" Gary Stu yelled, his eyes changing to a sharingan with four tomoe.

"What the hell is this?" Tsunade asked and sighed, lazily getting up from her chair. Her guards, Izumo and Kotetsu, seemed somewhat relaxed as well.

"uber ultaa omega POWER!!!!!!!!!!" Mary Sue yelled for real, and in an instant she had crossed the room to be met with Tsunade's pinky. Mary Sue grinned and thrust her other hand into Tsunade's gut, and unleashed a 6000 hit combo. Everybody looked on the floor at the defeated Tsunade, and Mary Sue gave a hair flick and giggled like a schoolgirl.

Gary Stu grinned at Izumo and Kotetsu. "i wil lbe the 1 2 defet u!!!" he yelled and used a Katon move, that actually worked. He turned to face the confused conscious people, and nodded at Mary Sue, who seemed to be telepathically linked to him despite having never seen him before.

"GOLDEN BYAKUGAM!"

"MANGECK...MENGAK...MAJDIO...THE GOOD SHARINGAN!"

Again, for Mary Sue there wasn't a cosmetic change and as for Gary Stu his eyes just kinda went...swirly. However, they didn't even have to use a jutsu before Tsunade got up, coughing.

"I was joking," she grumbled and the duo got a big retarded sweatdrop and laughed nervously, deactivating their powers.

"ill heal u," Mary Sue said, for some reason getting all apologetic. She didn't perform any handseals, but some healing chakra came out and while she never touched Tsunade, Izumo, or Kotetsu, they were all healed instantly. What a capable healer she is.

"So..." Tsunade started, "How...um...what are you going to do here?"

"well jus liv normal lifes and fall in love with our signifagent otherz," Gary Stu answered, his words making everybody cringe.

"That seems...normal enough," Tsunade said, clearly wanting them to get the hell away from her, "Continue on, I suppose."

Gary Stu and Mary Sue both bowed, said some out-of-place japanese, and skipped out the door merrily. The two teams that accompanied them followed, obviously not skipping, and Tsunade and her two helpers sighed and resumed what they were doing.

"omg who r u?" Gary Stu asked the somewhat confused pink-haired kunoichi, who didn't dignify him with an answer.

"liek u r so cute!" Mary Sue exclaimed at a very confused and smitten Shikamaru, "but weres saske?"

"You really don't want to mention Sasuke around Sakura," Shikamaru started, but was cut off by Sakura's sobs.

"Sasuke..." she said dreamily and sadly.

"o so u luv suske?" Mary Sue asked, "taht menz u and i r rivals!"

And for some reason, Sakura gained a lot of zits and became probably the ugliest person to set foot in Konoha. Yes, uglier than Lee or onion kid. Before Sakura could scream at her appearance, Gary Stu looked at Mary Sue with rage in his eyes.

"omg mary y did u do that?" he asked angrily, "i luv u sakura! u and i 4eva!"

And just like that, Sakura not only lost any cosmetic changes Mary Sue gave her, but gained boobs and a ghetto booty! Shikamaru uncharacteristically got a giant nosebleed and collapsed to the ground.

"W-What the hell is going on here?" Sakura asked, looking conceringly over at Gary Stu.

"u and i 4eva," Gary Stu repeated, moving closer to an immobile Sakura.

What is this strange sensation? Sakura thought to herself. She almost felt as if she wasn't rejecting these advances. Like she wanted to smex up Gary Stu. She found herself walking over somewhat willingly, unable to control her own emotions any longer. I want you, Gary Stu... she thought as she continued her advance towards him.

Shikamaru picked himself up off the ground and watched as Sakura apparently changed her mind about not wanting Gary Stu. Soon, his body became filled with a similar sensation towards Mary Sue. He knew she was beautiful, but for his body to become completely overcome by lust, it was illogical. Nothing about this was right at all. He knew it, and yet he couldn't stop himself from walking forward towards her, wanting nothing more than to be the object of her affections.

A figure standing in the shadows of the alley by this spectacle shook his head and lamented the fate of Shikamaru and Sakura. They were the first victims.

A girl in chinese clothes sat on a rock, watching as her two teammates trained somewhat intensely. She smiled as she could get either of them easily. They were both rock solid chunks of men, and she couldn't wait until she was older so she could do God-knows-what to them. Neji and Lee...she fantasized about them everyday.

"So, what about these new people in town? I heard they're pretty...interesting?" Tenten asked Neji and Lee, who both shrugged and continued to train. She sighed. She wanted to be able to train with them too.

"MY MOST YOUTHFUL TEAM!" a scream rang out from the forest, causing Neji and Tenten to sigh and Lee to squeal with orgasmic joy, "I HAVE A MOST URGENT MISSION FOR YOU! WE HAVE BEEN SUMMONED TO THE HOKAGE'S OFFICE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!" Lee called out, greeting the other green-spandax clad man, "I WILL ACCEPT THIS MISSION FOR YOUTH!"

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

Tenten and Neji sighed again, following their much more enthusiastic comrades. Thankfully, for plot reasons, they happened to be training quite close to the Hokage mansion, so Neji and Tenten didn't have to endure too much of Lee and Gai's cherriness. They raced up the stairs and into the Hokage's office, to be faced with Team 8, Team 10 minus Shikamaru, and a somewhat confused and alone Kakashi. Also, flanking Tsunade were four people dressed in all black robes.

"As you may or may not know," Tsunade began, not letting the teams discuss it within themselves, "We have two apparent prodigies that have come into our village, and even though I would have welcomed them because of their strength, these men are saying otherwise."

"We are the Intelligent Society," the man in the front left said, "We have been monitering Gary Stu and Mary Sue for some time now. Apparently, they were spawned when a person wrote a bad story. We have been trying to find the author, but to no avail. So we have tried to supress their powers, but they are starting to become more and more powerful. We are immune to what they are doing, but nobody else is. Soon, they will be able to match Kyuubi equally each, and the entire world will love them. We might even fall under their charms by then. We need a way to contain and destroy them, which is hard because they can control and distort reality."

"I do feel introductions are in order," he continued, "I am Raiga, the man to my left is Menma, the person behind me is Matsuda, and the person diagonal is Shinobu. We are here to guide you in any way possible, but it is impossible for us to destroy these perfect creations on our own. Two people have already fallen victim to their plot. Nara Shikamaru and Haruno Sakura are currently engaged with sexual acts with them, and now they are on their side. Losing them is a great loss, but we must press on."

"Due to their powers, some people are going to have to act as decoys," Matsuda continued, "These people are what Mary Sue and Gary Stu regard as beautiful, and because of their power they can instantly cause you to fall in love with them. However, there are people that they could potentially ignore. We pull these facts from this sacred book we found when we found them. It doesn't outline how to defeat them, but it does outline who they like and how much power they hold. This book is terribly written, and that is why they speak the way they do. At any cost, we must stop their villainy and restore order to the world."

"According to this book, Kakashi and Kurenai are at high risk in the teachers. Asuma is medium risk as is Gai. In the students, Ino, Neji, Lee, Kiba, and Hinata are all high risk. Tenten and Shino are medium risk, and Chouji is low risk. I have formed teams based on this. We are going to do this logically. Stick to the plan, and eventually they will be overcome."

"So then," Kakashi said slowly, worried now that he was high risk, "What does this plan entail?"

"We're going to go grab Naruto," Shinobu replied simply, "Kakashi, Lee, and Hinata will all go on that squad. Neji and Kiba will stay home and never come out no matter what. Tenten, Shino, and Chouji will assist us in deciphering the book, as we hope we can get some vital clues on how to beat them. Kurenai, Asuma, and Gai, we want you to continue life as normal for now, and go on missions. We will call you when we need you. Until Mary Sue and Gary Stu get all of the students, you're a non-factor for them. Just don't let them see you."

"Oh boy," Neji sighed, "House arrest?"

Tsunade shrugged at the people whose lives were being drastically adjusted. She only hoped that this plan would work. Or else the entire world was doomed...