Warning: Porny joke(s)? VERY SHORT chapter!

++2nd Shot++

She tripped over her feet again, only this time she fell into Sasuke.

Sakura was definitely a light weight and after tonight Naruto would see to it that she never drank again, especially when Sakura + Booze equaled Naughty! Sakura. She kept brushing against him with her hip, letting her hand fall down his back then stopping dangerously near his posterior, which normally he'd be fine with, but this was Sakura, Sakura who never once flirted with him, who'd barely even hugged him, let alone grope his ass. He could dream, but Naruto had come to accept that it would never be reality.

"So my boys, what else should we do tonight?" Sakura laughed heartily at the sky, then hiccupped before gasping, her "idea face" forming swiftly. "You know what I've never done before? Skinny dipping! We should, we should!"

Silence

"Well lets not all start stripping now! Wait, I can here crickets," Sakura cried out with sarcasm. "It's not like I want to see your naked selves anyway," she grumbled more to herself than them.

"Definitely not teme, he's got a little dick!" Naruto joked, trying to lighten the mood.

"And you would know from experience, dobe?" Sasuke asked smoothly, raising an eyebrow.

Sakura giggled, swaying forward a little. It was odd hearing Sakura giggle, she wasn't the type, Naruto decided. That's not to say he didn't like it, he'd personally like to hear all the little noises she could make, screaming, yelling, grunting, moaning perhaps. Shivering, Naruto pulled the pink haired girl closer to his side, which she obligingly cuddled up to. "And what are you laughing about Sakura-chan?"

"Just thinking how I would act if I had a penis."

Naruto snorted with laughter after getting over the shock of her answer and then laughed even harder as Sasuke just repeatedly blinked.

"What would you do?" Naruto asked, honestly curious.

"Hmm," Sakura thought aloud, pulling her arm away from Sasuke's shoulder, so that she was completely leaning on Naruto, to scratch her chin. "I'd probably adjust myself in public and not care how inappropriate it is…oh, and get a blow job, you know, just to see what the big deal is. I want some chocolate."

"What? What?" Naruto asked while trying to un-fry his brain.

Sakura turned to darker boy next to her and let her eyes slowly wander over his form. "Sasuke, do you have any chocolate?"

"Ah," he paused, clearing his throat, "no."

"Well I happen to be very bored. If we can't go skinny dipping and you don't have any chocolate can we at least go and get more alcohol? I like alcohol!" she added smiling dreamily up at Naruto.

Naruto scowled, his eyebrows snapping together. "You don't need anymore alcohol."

"Yes I do."

"It's the last thing you need right now, Sakura. Remember we have to train tomorrow, bright and early," Sasuke informed astutely.

Sakura literally growled. "Listen teme, why don't you pull that stick out of your ass, or I guess in your case, snake, and have some fun! I am so angry with you and considering I'm drunk trying to concentrate on not saying the wrong thing is incredibly harder than I thought it would be. I don't know whether I want to punch your face in or throw you up against a wall a-and and…" she paused, blushing, "and do something I probably shouldn't." She turned to Naruto, nibbling her lip as she looked sheepishly at him. "That was something along the lines of what I was trying to avoid right?"

"Yeah, but I'm still trying to wrap my mind around the fact that you called him teme! You never call him that and what is this about throwing him against the wall, why you dirty little vixen!" Naruto cried out with half glee and half despair, but he knew Sakura still had feelings for Sasuke, it shouldn't have surprised him. "Can I watch?"

"Well…" Sakura paused, looking as if she'd actually been contemplating it. "You could watch, but it would be way more fun if you joined is! I'd be the chick buffer or whatever; you know the female in the middle stopping unwanted male contact or something. Oh, that gave me chills!" she squealed.

A coughing spell took over both boys, leaving Sakura to stand, wobbly, on her own. She awkwardly started slapping their backs at the same time, "what's the matter with you?" she asked.

A few seconds later Naruto jerked up, his eyes searching hungrily over Sakura, whom failed to notice his change in behavior. "Sasuke we should go to your place, more room," he stated smoothly, his eyes lingering on her face, looking for any form of reaction.

Sasuke slowly lifted his gaze to Naruto's, searching his face while shaking his head as it dawned on him why Naruto had suggested his house. "No, she's wasted dobe! What are you thinking?"

"The same damn thing you've been thinking since you got back, what I've been thinking even before you left!"

"What?" Sakura tsked, "are you talking about?" she asked, her thoughts clipped and choppy.

"Sasuke…" Naruto started.

"No!"

"But why? Even if she is drunk I know she's felt this thing between us, it's been there since before the team formed. And Sasuke you can not tell me you feel nothing for Sakura or me for that matter. The only girl I've ever seen you look at with interest is standing right here and you don't make it a habit of staring at any other male ass but mine."

"Can we not get dramatic and please no monologues, you're confusing me. I get very cranky when I'm confused!" Sakura growled her speech not as slurry as it had been in her previous sentence.

"We can not take advantage of her."

Sakura frowned. "Huh? Take advantage…" Sakura paused, obviously thinking, and then finally catching on, threw her arms wide, beckoning Sasuke and Naruto towards her. "Oh please take advantage! Let my fantasy come true!"

Naruto shut his eyes, breathing heavily. "Damn that was hot."

Sasuke frowned, shifting his gaze between both of his teammates. This would definitely be a night to remember, the oddity alone…although it was perking up massively.

"There's a special place in hell for people like us Naruto," Sasuke mumbled, his eyes trailing down Sakura's form.

"So?"

"My house it is."

To Be Continued…

The penis comment came from here: Funny – base DOT com

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