Chap 2

Haha. Yes. IM ONE REALLY BORED FICTION WRITER!

Own not must I for D.gray man

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Lenalee: Can you cook? Allen-kun?

Allen: er…

Lenalee: you can right?

Allen: yeahhhh

Lenalee: REALLY? Im so happy! Cook for me! At 7pm live demo?

Allen: er… what you want me to make?

Lenalee: handmade ravioli? I heard its nice. See you!

Allen: bye…

-lenalee goes out of his room-

He rushes to Saffy's room

Allen: HELP!!!!!! I need to learn to cook ravioli FAST!

Saffy: not now. Cant you see? Im having a little private time with MY NAILS!

Allen: even if I said PLEASE?!

Saffy: have this cook book and then ask my sister.

Allen: er. Ok?

Saffy: what happened to my private time?!

Allen: ok bye!

- Rushes out of the room-

Kanda: Checkmate.

Scarlet: WOW! First our of 159 matches!

Kanda: So what do I get?

Allen: SCARLET!!! He pushed through the door and in between them

Kanda: what the

Allen: help me?

Scarlet: for what? Studies?

Allen: Cooking!

Kanda and Scarlet: COOKING?!

Scarlet: your crazy

Kanda: yeah. SHE cant COOK!

Scarlet: WHAT. You said I made GREAT soba!

Kanda: that was soba.

Scarlet: ok. I'll PROVE I CAN cook.

Kanda: I'll watch. I'll bet you cant cook.

Scarlet: FINE

Kanda: ok

Allen: ok. Erm. Follow me to the kitchen?

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Jerry: One part of MY kitchen?

Allen: I guess? Just to test. Ok?

Jerry: what if it EXPLODES?!

Allen: but I.

Scarlet: I'll be here.

Kanda: Im just here to watch him slice his finger off

Allen: I WILL NOT DO THAT

Kando: Oh really

Allen actives his arm : really

Jerry: THAT'S WHAT I MEAN!!!

Scarlet: I'll watch!

Jerry: fine…

Scarlet: ok. It says here you need a bowl and a pasta cutter and a ZzZzzzzZzzzZZZ……..and a ZZzZZZZZZZzzZZzzZzzz plus some zzZZzzZzZzzzz

Allen: does she always do this?

Kanda: she has to read sometimes right?

Scarlet: and you will get Ravioli! Ok! Lets start.

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Allen: what's the time now?

Kanda: 6.30pm

Allen: ALREADY? I gotta run!

-xZOOMx-

Kanda: I still think you cant cook

Scarlet: I just did

Kanda: you just read the book

Scarlet: FINE! I'll cook something.

Kanda: Bring it

She opened the cupboard and took some thing out. A minute later, she was done

Kanda: what is this?

Scarlet: It's the greatest thing on Earth called Instant Ramen

Kanda: huh?

Scarlet: if you're not eating it then I- ITS NOT POISONOUS!

Kanda: ok ok. You win. Ok? Now what do you want me to do.

Scarlet: I wanna play with your hair!

Kanda: no

Scarlet: Why not!

Kanda: because I say so

Scarlet: ok. Then how about you tell me something

Kanda: like what?

Scarlet: how old are you? Why do you have blue hair? Why do you like killing people? Why cant you smile?

Kanda: 18. Born with it. Their annoying. I don't want to.

-xBOOMx-

Scarlet: what was that?

Kanda: moyashi did something wrong in the higher kitchen.

Scarlet: how do you know? You did something didn't you

Kanda: well lets see. He didn't memorise the recipe and he took baking soda instead of flour and vinegar instead of rice wine.

Scarlet: your so mean!

Kanda: what!

Scarlet: you didn't tell him

Kanda: I just noticed!

Scarlet: Yeah right!

Kanda: REALLY!

Scarlet: prove it

Kanda: Jerry is looking for them.