Chap 2
Haha. Yes. IM ONE REALLY BORED FICTION WRITER!
Own not must I for D.gray man
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Lenalee: Can you cook? Allen-kun?
Allen: er…
Lenalee: you can right?
Allen: yeahhhh
Lenalee: REALLY? Im so happy! Cook for me! At 7pm live demo?
Allen: er… what you want me to make?
Lenalee: handmade ravioli? I heard its nice. See you!
Allen: bye…
-lenalee goes out of his room-
He rushes to Saffy's room
Allen: HELP!!!!!! I need to learn to cook ravioli FAST!
Saffy: not now. Cant you see? Im having a little private time with MY NAILS!
Allen: even if I said PLEASE?!
Saffy: have this cook book and then ask my sister.
Allen: er. Ok?
Saffy: what happened to my private time?!
Allen: ok bye!
- Rushes out of the room-
Kanda: Checkmate.
Scarlet: WOW! First our of 159 matches!
Kanda: So what do I get?
Allen: SCARLET!!! He pushed through the door and in between them
Kanda: what the
Allen: help me?
Scarlet: for what? Studies?
Allen: Cooking!
Kanda and Scarlet: COOKING?!
Scarlet: your crazy
Kanda: yeah. SHE cant COOK!
Scarlet: WHAT. You said I made GREAT soba!
Kanda: that was soba.
Scarlet: ok. I'll PROVE I CAN cook.
Kanda: I'll watch. I'll bet you cant cook.
Scarlet: FINE
Kanda: ok
Allen: ok. Erm. Follow me to the kitchen?
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Jerry: One part of MY kitchen?
Allen: I guess? Just to test. Ok?
Jerry: what if it EXPLODES?!
Allen: but I.
Scarlet: I'll be here.
Kanda: Im just here to watch him slice his finger off
Allen: I WILL NOT DO THAT
Kando: Oh really
Allen actives his arm : really
Jerry: THAT'S WHAT I MEAN!!!
Scarlet: I'll watch!
Jerry: fine…
Scarlet: ok. It says here you need a bowl and a pasta cutter and a ZzZzzzzZzzzZZZ……..and a ZZzZZZZZZZzzZZzzZzzz plus some zzZZzzZzZzzzz
Allen: does she always do this?
Kanda: she has to read sometimes right?
Scarlet: and you will get Ravioli! Ok! Lets start.
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Allen: what's the time now?
Kanda: 6.30pm
Allen: ALREADY? I gotta run!
-xZOOMx-
Kanda: I still think you cant cook
Scarlet: I just did
Kanda: you just read the book
Scarlet: FINE! I'll cook something.
Kanda: Bring it
She opened the cupboard and took some thing out. A minute later, she was done
Kanda: what is this?
Scarlet: It's the greatest thing on Earth called Instant Ramen
Kanda: huh?
Scarlet: if you're not eating it then I- ITS NOT POISONOUS!
Kanda: ok ok. You win. Ok? Now what do you want me to do.
Scarlet: I wanna play with your hair!
Kanda: no
Scarlet: Why not!
Kanda: because I say so
Scarlet: ok. Then how about you tell me something
Kanda: like what?
Scarlet: how old are you? Why do you have blue hair? Why do you like killing people? Why cant you smile?
Kanda: 18. Born with it. Their annoying. I don't want to.
-xBOOMx-
Scarlet: what was that?
Kanda: moyashi did something wrong in the higher kitchen.
Scarlet: how do you know? You did something didn't you
Kanda: well lets see. He didn't memorise the recipe and he took baking soda instead of flour and vinegar instead of rice wine.
Scarlet: your so mean!
Kanda: what!
Scarlet: you didn't tell him
Kanda: I just noticed!
Scarlet: Yeah right!
Kanda: REALLY!
Scarlet: prove it
Kanda: Jerry is looking for them.
