Ziva's Hotel Suite
The entwined sleeping forms of Tony and Ziva stirred as sunlight streamed through the gap in the curtains and showered their faces. A smile spread across Tony's face as his hand ran down the small of Ziva's back and rested on her firm backside, a small wrinkle then set on his brow as he felt his hangover throb inside of him, he felt Ziva's hand rest against his chest and simultaneously their eyes snapped open, in unison they spoke,
"Gibbs is going to kill us!"
They looked at each other, shocked that they were in bed together and that the slightly fuzzy memory of the night before was real, Tony chose to speak,
"Ziva... erm, last night it was, well, amazing" Ziva blushed for the moment unnaturally feminine.
"Really?" she questioned "It was not a mistake for you either?"
"Not in a million years, but when Gibbs finds out we're going to wish it was!"
"We really need to talk about this don't we?" Ziva sighed
"Yes we do, but please Ziva not this morning; I feel like a badger took a dump in my mouth, threw up behind my eyes and then died in my brain"
"I agree, I also feel unwell, let's keep this quiet until we make sense of what happened"
Ziva rolled over and flung her legs over the side of the bed, even though during the night she had removed her corset and shoes from the night before she still worse her sheer black stockings. Tony growled with desire as he saw Ziva's shapely thighs in the stocking and apparently forgetting his hangover, as well as the discussion they had seconds before, he walked around the bed, slipping his arms around her waist he stroked her curves and kissed her neck, she tried to pull away but melted into how good it felt.
"N...No Tony we shouldn't" She let out a moan as his fingers worked their way down her body, he chuckled lightly, she span around in his arms and locked a deep passionate kiss on his mouth, she was kissing down his chest when a loud banging made them jump, from outside the door they heard,
"Hey DiNozzo wake up you lazy Son of a Bitch, you'll miss breakfast"
"Gibbs!" the two hissed at each other jumping apart all passion forgotten, Tony thought on his feet grabbing two pillows and a blanket from the bed and throwing them on to the sofa on the other side of the room.
"I was too drunk to find my room key so I slept on the couch in here"
He was jumping up and down to pull his suit trousers on, secretly thanking god they had not had sex as the jumping motion brought on a dangerous wave of nausea. Ziva had wrapped the complementary bathrobe around herself and as Tony kicked his boxer shorts under the bed and threw the rest of his clothes on the end of the couch, Ziva opened the door trying to look casual,
"Morning Gibbs, is there a problem?"
"Tony told me to wake him so he didn't miss breakfast, if he hooked up with one of McGee's cousins last night I'm going to head slap him from here to next week."
"Don't worry boss I'm in here" he appeared in the doorway, "I was so drunk last night that I couldn't find my door card, crashed on Ziva's couch" Gibbs was sure that something wasn't right but was much to in need of a coffee to question them.
"Ok, well hurry up and get dressed and I'll meet you two in the restaurant, any drunken stains on that suit DiNozzo you're paying for the dry cleaning before we take them back to the hirers" Gibbs gave Ziva's stockinged legs a look before striding down the corridor.
They both sagged as Gibbs walked away,
"Think he suspects?"
"I do not know. I think we were convincing" Ziva did not look up worried that she would want to kiss Tony again; she needed a good breakfast before they talked
"I'd better go shower and we'll get downstairs" Tony said as he fished the door card out of the third pocket he checked gathering his clothes he turned to leave.
"Erm Tony..."he turned back, Ziva was facing away from him, his underpants hanging from the end of her finger a mischievous grin on her face.
"Thanks Ziva"
Thirty minutes later they arrived in the restaurant where Gibbs was on his second helping of all you can eat breakfast buffet. They sat down with Gibbs and an overly perky blonde waitress came over, DiNozzo did not even notice how pretty she was, Gibbs looked at him knowing that something wasn't right.
"Good Morning, I'm Kelsey I'll be your server today, if you want Tea, Coffee or Juices they are on that counter over there, cereals are at the breakfast bar and hot food is over there. Is there anything else you would like?"
Ziva looked up, "Do you serve jasmine tea?"
"Yes it's in the fruit tea selection on the display"
"Thank you, could you bring me lime wedges please?"
"Of course, will there be anything for you sir?"
"A Bloody Mary, A raw egg and a bottle of Tabasco please" The waitress looked queasy
"Are you sure sir? Are you being serious?"
"As a heart attack!"
The waitress walked away Ziva looked at him as she stood up to get her tea and juice
"Toned down version of the DiNozzo Defribulator" he looked at Gibbs breakfast and felt the nausea rise again, he knew Ziva was hung-over she was drinking jasmine tea so why did she look so much better than him.
Ziva returned carrying a large tray, next to Tony she placed a straight coffee with a small jug of cream a glass of fruit juice and waffles with bacon, on her own place a continental selection of croissants' cold meats, cheeses and soft boiled eggs, with her Jasmine tea and juice for herself.
"I thought I should get yours for you, it will reduce the risk of you vomiting over the breakfast bar"
"Thanks Ziva" The waitress returned and smiled politely as she lay down their requests before backing away.
Ziva and Gibbs watched Tony's next performance with interest. Tony cracked the egg and poured it backwards and forwards between the shell until only the yolk was in the shell and the white was mixed in with the Bloody Mary, he removed the celery stalk from the drink and balancing the egg yolk in the shell in one hand he poured Tabasco down the celery. Finally he shotted the egg yolk added salt to the Bloody Mary before swallowing it in 3 long gulps and finally he ate the celery, Ziva looked pale and even Gibbs looked disgusted.
"Ah" Tony wiped his mouth "That's better"
