Team Seven Jumps Ship

By: Death In White

Disclaimer: I do not own anything beyond my own ideas and characters.

Summary:

When Naruto found out about the fox, people thought he took it well. When he was assigned to team seven, they assumed he was okay. When he and his teammates tried to get new sensei, well they accounted it to Kakashi's hell style training, and shrugged it off. When Naruto sets off a multi pronged prank, and team seven vanishes. Well people panic.

Team Seven VS the world, game on.

CHAPTER ONE NOTICE: If you read chapter one prior to this chapter being posted, please note I have made some corrections to attempt and make the story flow better.

I have fixed some run on sentences, grammar, punctuation, and capitalization I missed in my first post.

I have also reworded a few sections for ease into later chapters, if you do not go back and reread them it will all still make sense the direction has not changed, nor what happened during the chapter.

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Charlotte Sawyer: I'm so glad you liked it! When I first started writing the story, I planned so many different outcomes, this is actually the joining of three of my older works. Right now it's all about combining them in a way that flows well, and leads to a whole new path, I might run out of story from all three, diverging from the paths that existed, but I'm making a whole new story, so that is okay. And you'll just have to keep reading to see what is up with the Akatsuki, their time to shine will come. So will Itachi's.

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Days of Hell: Round Two

The first few weeks were hell on the run. Sakura found she really wasn't in any condition to be a ninja, let alone a missing one.

Though Naruto never let her down, if they need to run, he had no trouble picking her up. He also had no trouble later on, during the night when they were safe for the moment, working her to the bone around camp.

She could feel it within herself, she was slowly starting to catch up.

It didn't stop her from still not understanding just how good Naruto was, especially at time management. Looking at it critically from her memory, he was never on time to class at the academy. Never. So how he managed to do everything in a day, to keep them all moving, training, and enjoying living on the run every single day was beyond her.

She remembered, that all six of them found sanctuary when they reached a small farming village in the middle of fire country, where there was bandit life was consistent, but never enough to draw ninja in. Where there was space, but enough people to keep company.

The balancing act of the first odd month on the run, became a lull, and as long as the community they were in could handle them, the trio saw no reason to leave until they wanted to.

Naruto fit in well as one of the first aliases he made in an effort to save them.

Koga, was made in desperation when bandits had taken her and Sasuke from their camp when Naruto was asleep. She had no delusions what bandits did to young girls, being a ninja, she knew the statistics. Naruto had not even thought twice before swooping in, he was dressed like as some punk kid, but his stance it was so much like a bandit, had he not gave her the sign for safety, she may have panicked more.

That was the day Sakura and Sasuke learned Naruto would kill for them, that he would do anything for them, to keep them safe. It didn't matter, that Koga was now a known bandit with the habit of crushing skulls with a silver baseball bat.

Koga, when they reached the farming village, had already taken control of the camps in the area, and struck fear into the enemies hearts.

Koga, while a bit bloody, was a blessing in the end. He kept the team informed, and safe.

Training didn't stop, even as the family began working on a reasonable sized farm. They chose to raised cattle and chickens. In the effort to ensure that they would still have plenty of time for their garden.

Sakura paused at that thought as she reviewed how her life had been this far in an effort to get her mind off her worries.

She signed softly glancing up from her clipboard. Underneath the house Naruto and Sasuke had carved out and created an underground lab.

A lab which they had happily named their garden, which would be accurate if they weren't genetically gowning nondescript human bodies with homemade DNA manipulations.

Koga had been Naruto's first alias to get a body, she had smiled, though he was on his third iteration, the body finally in a state that it didn't need medical attention every other day to keep it alive.

And after nearly three months they had a small army, they hadn't even been out as their aliases they left Konoha as for a while.

Their first pet project of creating permanent clones for Naruto had been a success.

"Alright, that's the last one." she called to the boys, "Once you have them all set up we should get them out of here and spread out soon." Marking a final check on her clipboard over body five hundred and fifteen.

Naruto grinned at her. "Awesome!"

"The seals still all are intact inside them on the bones, I had Naruto test to make sure they'd react." Sasuke called glancing over a map. "My checks are all done." he muttered before glancing at Naruto, "Twice." was added as an afterthought.

Naruto hopped off his spot on the floor in excitement. "We'll split up to take them out in mass, Koga can take the thugs," He gestured to the new bandits they finished last week sitting around a table clothed, their clones practicing movements and speech patterns while playing poker. "Sakura," he continued, "if you could get the girls to Mirama's establishment, she'll send them to where they are needed. Sasuke, you'll take the lord and his entourage out to the border of the land of stone. And I will handle, the new establishments. The rest will be bundled up into scrolls for when needed." Naruto chirped, happily.

And really the three were proud of their pet project. For the first month had been touch and go, even with all the texts, they couldn't get the formula to work, to be fair they likely wouldn't have even thought about using nature chakra to aid the growth until an accidental misfire during a spar, a month and a half in. There were also the period of time when, two hundred of their fresh grown bodies had gotten destroyed while Naruto and his clones learned to combine with flesh.

Sasuke didn't let Naruto try until at least a hundred clones were functioning correctly in the field for a week before letting him near himself.

And wasn't that a good thing.

Sasuke had five straight days with a migraine while he allowed Naruto's clones access to his own body for practice, to learn his aliases.

His sharingan, became a saving grace in helping Naruto's clones combine with living flesh already containing a complete chakra network, and a person.

Sakura happily only had to deal with one minor headache from learning to deal with a third voice in her head. Though her team now new about her split personality, she'd still take it as a win.

It was a strange feeling having another person share your space.

Why Tanka Uzumaki had thought it was a good idea, was beyond Sakura. Though, maybe the fact Tanka only used Rock Dolls, something Naruto did verify being easier to handle, had helped keep the pain to a minimum. She thought, thinking of Naruto's text that lead him to this solution, though he wouldn't only be living ten lives, he'd be living hundreds, and maybe later on, thousands.

"Sound's good, Naruto." she smiled. "Where is Koga anyways?"

Naruto just grinned, "He just sent some information, should be here in a few minutes." He told her.

Naruto's research from Tanka Uzumaki's book The Art of Living Ten Live's had been extremely helpful in the seals required to keep him in contact with his clones even from a distance. He could push information to them easily, and a clone could send information back by creating its own clone and dispeling itself.

Personally. Sakura attributed the success of the bodies themselves, to the leather bound journal, she both wanted to throttle Naruto for taking and Kiss him. The journal had belonged to Tsunade Senju, it was an essay on her 'modern medicine'. "What are you thinking about so hard?" Naruto asked, pausing the processes of sealing away the extra bodies.

Sasuke hummed, glancing up from the map, they had made for base establishments, marking the rough areas Naruto would be headed too. "It's nothing you guys, honest. I'm just thinking about how we got this far." She smiled, her previous worries floating to mind.

Naruto didn't look like he believed her, but he let it drop. They really did have to get the bodies taken care of so they could collapse the lab, burying it as if it never existed.

Sakura was startled out of her musing but Sasuke's soft voice.

"That all?" Sasuke muttered leaving the map for a moment to study her. "Naruto, Sakura and I are going to change, can you finish up alone."

"Sure." the blond chirped, waving them away. Fully aware, Sasuke could handle, Sakura's worry better than he could, she had found a confidant in him, especially when it came to Naruto himself.

Sakura silently cursed the Uchiha.

Following him up to the main house, he easily led her to the bunk room. "What's really bothering you?" Sasuke asked not ever one to beat around the bush.

She studied him as he leaned against the dresser, his pack already on top ready for when they leave. Giving in she stomped her foot in annoyance, "Naruto's headaches are getting worse. So, I just want to get these adjusted in as quickly as possible, you know before I start freaking out and dismantling them all for making it bad to begin with." Sakura finally admitted arms thrown out.

It wasn't the first time his headaches had become a problem. Making so many clones, and having them push information back and forth, was bound to cause it. It still didn't make her not worry. One blink to long could get him killed, it took about a week for him to shrug off the information and process at his own pace, not blinking as it came in.

Sasuke looked at her exasperated, "I know it's not easy, trust me. Had you told me before we left, fuck before we graduated I'd be concerned for the idiot's health for real reasons, and for his well being mentally, I'd have had you admitted." he chuckled lightly, smiling, "But the idiot does know what he's doing. We've tested it remember. It's training, and once he's use to the stretch, he'll be fine. He promised, if they didn't get better to tell us, we just have to trust him."

Sakura supposed she should listen, it wasn't even the largest batch they had made. "I'm just worried." she tried again, trying to get the point through.

"I know." Was the quiet answer, but not from who she thought, Koga stood behind her. He was a few years older than them, and lean. She noted he had left his bat elsewhere. "Don't worry so much about us, we do know what we're doing, and trust me, Mirama and I aren't the only two who'd jump off a cliff for him. Trust the boss for now. He isn't in any danger, I promise. He is however happy to be able to help you both, he is very happy to have an information network working in your favor." he stressed

Sasuke nodded, "See, from the horses own mouth. Now come on, your gotta go visit Mirama, I have to deal with my own stuck up alias, your's and our entourage." Sakura laughed at his misfortune. The royal, and his sword wielding maiden, were a pain in the ass.

At least they employed Koga enough that they will likely help pave Koga's path across the elemental nations. Not that he couldn't on his own.

Koga himself smirked before moving away to meet his maker down stairs, leaving the two alone to change.

Later on that night, after leaving behind Mirama's brothel, Sakura finally relaxed seeing her team all waiting for her around the card table, Koga included.

He was a strange side of Naruto, a bit bloody around the edges, but no less apart of him, a part desperate to protect them.

She hadn't thought the jumping ship would end up with a family, or that Naruto Uzumaki would be her best friend, better than even Ino. She was glad she'd gone, more so than ever.


Mirama looked up from her books, one of her girls, another clone fidgeted, "We have a client, one I think, the boss may need to be here in person to see." she said softly, eyes down cast.

The boss wasn't linking receiving the memories of the host girls, instead receiving reports through her and paper travel between them and Koga's bandits.

It wasn't the smartest move, in honesty. It made slow communication, but at the same time, Mirama herself could vouch for being afraid, at her core she was still Naruto, still a guy. Icha Icha Paradise and Icha Icha Reverse couldn't prepare them for everything. Even if her girls were fine, even going as far as to say they enjoyed working in the brothels, the fear and uncertainty lived.

Mirama flicked the book closed, "I'll be down in a moment." Creating a clone to dispel with her memories, no matter the response, it was her job as the owner of the establishment to see to all difficult clientele.

Once satisfied that her raven locks were secure in an elegant bun, and her makeup impeccable, she floated down the stairs. Catching sight of a larger white haired man, she quickly made another clone as she descended the last few steps.

Jiraiya of the Sannin, as legend precedes him. A pervert through and through.

Mirama hid her smirk, she and the boss learned most of her techniques from the man's questionable literature. "I do hope you plan on giving us a little credit to your next book if you are going to be researching our establishment."

She watched the white haired man as his eyes landed on her sweeping down her form. The dress hid a great deal, but also served to entice the men with the few slips of skin that came when she shifted just right, or her breasts pushed just a hair higher. "Only if I get a private interview with you." he cheeked.

Feeling a soft push, she allowed her maker's memories through with a soft laugh, she very much would have liked to show her surprise at his choice.

Fear she supposed, can't be kept when Konoha's spymaster was to close for comfort. "That can be arranged." she uttered softly, her voice feathers.

Jiraiya was taken back, his posture loose, surprised. He grinned, pleased, "You available now?"

Mirama smile was sharp, her posture revealing just a hair more skin as she shrugs, "For you, I have nothing better to do. Not when my girls seem to not interest you enough to interview." she watched his eyes skim her skin, before they widened slightly at the implication.

Downing his sake he stood to his feet, a shinobi's grace, "After you, madam."


Lord Hokage,

Thank you for your condolences, but there is no need.

I will keep an eye out for my little brother and his team, should we cross paths I will evaluate the situation and inform you accordingly.

Itachi U

The pen snapped in Itachi's hand, his name incomplete. Glaring at it Itachi felt himself begin to become even more agitated than the day he got the message from Jiraiya.

Kisame who had the misfortune of existing at the moment, grinned, "Upset there Itachi?" He squeaked as the pen lodge itself beside his head in the hallway. "I'll-" He couldn't finish as fourteen equally broken pens came pinned around his body.

"I do not have time for you idiocy, leave." The snarl from the normally stoic Raven had Kisame running, he didn't even care when he saw Deidara heading for his doom, just scooped him up and kept moving as quickly as he could to Pein.