I Dont Own Naruto

:Set In Real World:


Swinging the back door open Naruto led Kiba inside the familiar house. ''You know where we keep the delivery numbers written down.'' Naruto said as he hurried to the glass gun cabinet that held his mother's gun's.

The once hidden key was dropped in front of the open cabinet. Reaching down Naruto picked it up as he placed the pistol back in its correct place before closing and locking the Gun Cabinet.

Kiba had already grabbed the phone and note book as he watched Naruto go and put the hidden key back in its hiding place. ''How did you even find the key Naruto?'' Kiba asked as he watched his friend put it back under basket on the top shelf that held some Vegetables.

'Ofcourse she would put it there, No wonder Naruto or any of us never found it.' Kiba thought shivering. Vegetables, ugh...they were so gross.

Naruto finished putting the key back and sighed. "I...had a freak out while mom was working a couple days ago...I...was throwing stuff around. I just happened to knock the basket off to the ground and...I just saw the key and tried it out.'' Naruto said shamefully as he pulled out his chair and sat down at the kitchen table where he rested his head on his arms. A frown marring his cute face.

Kiba's frowned sadly. ''It will be okay Naruto, dont worry about it.'' Kiba dialed the number for Pizza shop in the town. Once he was put through he told the man the normal order that he and Naruto licked. One full Extra Cheese, Bacon and pepperoni Pizza with Two Large Root Beer's to come with it.

Hanging up Kiba put the phone back. ''It will be here in 25 minutes.'' Kiba said softly.

Pulling a chair up next to the blond he sat down and placed a hand on Naruto's elbow. ''Everything is going to be okay Naruto, I promise.'' Kiba whispered.

Turning his head to the side to look towards Kiba Naruto just looked at him sadly. ''Are you going to tell my mom about this? I...I dont want her to worry. And I dont want to be sent somewhere's either.'' Naruto said weakly as he looked down, his eyes down trodden.

Kiba wrapped an arm around Naruto's lower back and leaned down to gently place a kiss on Naruto's lips while closing his eyes.

Naruto moaned just a little as he closed his eyes and returned the kiss. Every time Kiba kissed him he just felt everything melt away, all his troubles ease themselves.

Kiba pulled back after a moment to look Naruto in the eyes. ''I wont, I promise. I'l help you through this.''

Naruto's cheeks blushed a rosy pink and he forced his face into his arms. ''Your acting so...sweet. Its unlike you.'' Naruto mumbled in embarrassment, not used to any of this affection.

Kiba grinned wolfish and laughed. he patted Naruto's back. ''Well hey you look like you need it.'' Kiba scratched his own tattoo'ed cheek as he blushed a rosy pink himself. ''And well...I never was really myself before...I well was kinda hiding myself.'' Kiba said chuckling.

Looking down he smiled softly and leaned in to kiss Naruto's ear lobe. ''You look so cute right now. Hehe, more so then usual.'' Kiba said teasingly.

Naruto whined in his arms, his ears now bright red! "Kibaaaaaaaaaaaa stooooopppp your so humilating!'' Naruto buried his face further into his arms. Was...was this what it was like to have a...a boyfriend? Just the thought made him tremor in a mixture of emotion's.

Kiba snickered in response and pulled away. ''Ah okay okay. Come on, lets go watch some TV, we got to do something while we wait for Pizza.'' Kiba said tugging at Naruto's arm.

Naruto looked up with his cheeks blushing red and cute pout marring his lips, a moment later it turned into a grin. ''Okay! Now that sounds like a plan!''

Naruto let himself be helped up before jogging past Kiba and into the living room where he jumped onto the far side of the couch where there were plenty of pillows. Looking at Kiba he stuck his tongue out as he grabbed the remote.

''Beat you to the remote! I get to choose what we watch.'' Naruto said childishly. He quickly turned the TV off Fox News and put it on Nickelodeon where it was in the middle of a Sponge-bob episode.

Kiba rolled his eyes. Naruto and his antic's...and to think that Naruto was sobbing with a gun in his hand just a couple of minutes ago. Kiba sat down with a slight frown that he kept hidden from his friend. It seemed like he had distracted Naruto for now, but they would be forced to deal with what ever Naruto was feeling and going through eventually.

Kiba snickered and slapped Naruto's left butt cheek. ''Your so childish Naruto. You always have us watching something like this.'' Kiba said snickering.

Naruto yelped and reached back to grab his bun as he blushed bright red. Turning around he tried to get his mouth to work. ''Y-Y-You! You slapped my butt! What the heck Kiba?!" Naruto shouted embarrassed.

Naruto pouted and narrowed his eyes at Kiba. ''Says the guy who only makes everyone watch Lady and The Tramp and Fox and the Hound when its his turn to choose a movie!" Naruto shouted as he pointed at Kiba.

The two glared at each other comically, lightning shooting at each other's eyes as they leaned in close to each other till their forehead's bumped together. Neither willing to back down.

Neither moved, only growling louder at each other. When it seemed like tension's were going to boil over Kiba smirked and kissed Naruto on the lips quickly.

''HMump!'' Naruto eyes shot opened at the unexpected kiss. Pu;ling away sharply he blushed bright red and wiped his lips. ''Gah what the hell!''

''Hahahahahaha! I got you to pull away first!" Kiba said howling in laughter as he held his stomach.

Naruto's mouth fell open a bit in shock as his blush went down his neck and to the tip of his ears. ''T-T-Thats Cheating y-you slobbery mutt!" Naruto shouted in humiliated anger, though there was no real hostility in his voice.

After all, the kiss was mind blowing, again. Why did Kiba have this affect on him now? Though...he had to admit, he loved it! So much he almost hated it! Almost.

Kiba was still snickering as he fell back on his butt on his end of the couch. ''Nice come back squirt. Now are we going to watch cartoon's, or are you going to make me kiss you again?'' Kiba asked teasingly.

Naruto blushed and crossed his arms, forcing himself to look away from Kiba. ''Im not even going to respond.''

Kiba snorted. The two settled down and watched SpongeBob for awhile. Taking the time to glance over to Naruto every once and awhile he was happy to see Naruto smiling and just watching the show as carefree as ever.

To think that a small Kentucky Town like Konoha was the one out of all other town's and city's to house the Cute Uzamaki boy was pure luck as well as a god send. And the craziest thing? They didn't even deserve to have him.

A little while later there was a knock on the door.

''Looks like pizza is here. Come on and help me out.'' Kiba said as he got up while getting his wallet out his back pocket.


At that moment a police cruiser being operated by Kushina Uzamaki drove the normal speed limit down Mainstreet, the very center and first street to be paved in the Konoha.

''Would you wipe that scowl of your mouth brat. Just because your the Mayor's son doesn't means that the laws dont apply to you. You've been told repeatedly that your not allowed to skate in Mr. Bee's Pizzeria parking lot and that you've been trespassed from his property.'' Kushina scolded as she glanced in her mirror to look at the familiar 19 year old youth in her backseat.

Kabuto Yakushi sneered as he struggled with his handcuffs, he was dressed in a Black T-shirt with Purple Trim that showed off the tattoo's that went down his arms. He also wore a Black beanie with the words Drug Lord stitched in black. Finishing his outfit were a pair of blue ripped jeans.

''Fuck you bitch. And fuck that monkey! He should be in fucking chain's still! I wasnt even breaking anything, its total bullshit!'' He said snarling as he kicked the reinforced barrier that separated the both of them.

Kushina turned into the local Sheriff's lot and parked the car. ''Curse and cry all you want brat. Nothing's going to change and your still going to be booked.'' Kushina said as she stepped out of the cruiser.

As she did her infamous long ruby red hair flowed down down a bit past her shoulder's as it was tied up in a pony tail. She unlocked the back door and grabbed Kabuto by arm and hauled him out.

''Let me the fuck go you whore! My father is going to get you fired!'' Kabuto cursed as he was yanked into the station.

As they entered the station two heads turned towards the door. ''There you are Kushina. Need any help?'' Asuma, a large and heavily muscled man asked with a black beard adding to his powerful and intimidating presence.

Kurenai rolled her eyes and smacked her boyfriend against the arm. ''Like she would ever need your help Asuma, a little punk like Kabuto is nothing for her.''

Kushina smirked. ''Damn right Kurenai. Now come on you brat.'' Kushina said growling as she took Kabuto to be thumb printed.

Asuma shook his head and grabbed a cigarette. ''I should know by now huh? Anyway's im going out for a smoke...-''

''Oh No your not!'' Kushina said loudly, startling the big man as she finished getting Kabuto's thumb print. ''Your going to sit your hairy butt down and get to work charging him.''

''Hey Im right here you know! Let me the fuck go! YOU FUCKING WHORE!" Kabuto shouted trying to kick Kushina's shin's.

Kushina simply slammed the boy face first against the wall as she growled, her anger on display. ''-Because its your job not mine.'' Kushina finished saying to Asuma while forcing Kabuto to sit down in a chair after re-cuffing the boy. Once she she got him to he snarled angrly while glaring at her behind his glasses.

Asuma sighed while his girlfriend snickered. ''Fine alright. I'l get to it.'' The big man said as he sat down on the stool and began typing in Kabuto's info into the computer.

Kushina smirked. ''Good now.'' She sighed slowly. ''And I'l call Orochimaru...'' Kushina muttered going to the phone. She shivered slightly, she hated talking to the man. The pale creature seemed more like some demon then human with his mannerism's and personality. How he ever got elected as mayor was beyond her.


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