Thank you to KHLegacy for their review and Caxe, Hakumei-chan, and mjlaub for favoriting and following the story. So, now that Ventus stopped with the bongos, now let's see what else he will do. Well, if you ever watch the Epic Rap Battles of History, you'll see the craziness.

-miano53

Apprentice Years: Ventus' Epic Rap Battles?

Land of Departure, two months after waking up from coma and three months after coming to the castle…

After having Terra stops him from playing the bongos, Ven was outside practicing with his Keyblade. He started to get bored and saw that Terra and Aqua were sparring. So, he ran over to greet them. The two noticed him and Terra said, "Hey! Stay clear, Ven!"

Ven sat on the side and saw them fighting. A random thought came across his mind and it was about rapping. When the two were done, they sat down next to Ven and started resting.

"I wonder what will happen if the Mark of Mastery exam was a rap battle," Ven said.

"What?" Terra and Aqua asked.

"I was just wondering. It'd be fun instead of fighting," Ven said.

"Well, we don't know what will happen. The Master never told us how the exam will go," Aqua said.

"But it'd be stupid," Terra said.

"Try it," Ven said.

"What?" Terra asked.

"Try it!" Ven yelled.

"No," Terra said.

"Well, we can try it. It'll be fun," Aqua said, pulling Terra from off his seat.

Terra sighed and said, "What are we gonna talk about?"

"Rap!" Ven yelled.

"Then what are we going to rap about…?" Terra sighed.

"Anything that comes to mind," Ven said.

Terra sighed as he wasn't good at thinking on the spot. Aqua knew and smirked.

"Yay! Terra versus Aqua! Who will become a Keyblade Master after this battle? Begin!" Ven yelled.

Aqua started rhyming, "I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by brawn. I use my mind, instead of fighting like a hulk with brains of a prawn."

"I have powerful magicks that stacks and a key-like sword that hacks. Unlike you, I don't use darkness, but light. It helps much better in a fight."

"And I got 4.0s on my report cards when you got 2.0s and sung sorry to your mom like some bards. Receiving my Keyblade at age 13, I was a prodigy. To get it, I didn't have to spend my days cleaning the Master's furniture of mahogany," she finished.

Terra was offended and started rhyming. 'Okay, let's try this,' he thought.

"Well, I was Master's first apprentice. To get in, I didn't have to refer to a lady named Quistis," Terra started.

"I can run up a hill without taking any caffeine pills. My 'Break Time' involves my pants ignoring gravity. And I don't have to spend time doing things with odd levity."

"I hope that you ready to cook me that ham, 'cause I'm gonna so pass that exam. And my room will need some dusting. So, I hope you're ready to clean my trophies that are rusting," Terra rhymed.

"What? You think that you'll pass and you're always late for class?" Aqua asked, rhyming.

"At least I don't scream when I run out of acne cream," Terra said, still rhyming.

Ven was about to say something when Aqua stopped rhyming and had an angry look on her face. "Well, yeah. You're a derp," Aqua said.

"What? You're a derp!" Terra said, stopping also with the rhyming.

"No, I'm not!" Aqua said.

"Yes you are!" Terra said.

The two bickered and didn't notice something flying in the sky. Ven did and pointed up. The trio looked up and saw Master Eraqus on his Keyblade Glider.

He yelled, rhyming, "By the power invested in me by my master, Patrick McGurd! The Keyblade Master shall not be the more powerful of two turds!"

He jumped off and landed in front of Terra. Master Eraqus then yelled, still rhyming, "You! I wanna like you! Don't talk about controlling the darkness! Just do it! I kept the darkness in check when Xehanort used it!"

"And you! Bluenette! You haven't beat Terra after days of training! You managed to cry loudly and yesterday it started raining!"

"I'll properly face you both in training and kick your backsides as equals! For our people! By our people! Of our people! And our symbol's supposed to be an eagle!" Master Eraqus yelled, rhyming and looking angry.

He slapped them in the face as he said that and headed back towards the castle on his glider. Terra and Aqua, embarrassed, said nothing for five minutes.

"Ow…He didn't have to do that…" Terra said, holding his right cheek.

Aqua held her face and started looking sad. "So…who won?" she asked.

"I dunno…" Ven said, looking confused.

Since then, they never followed Ven's suggestion of rap battles…


Told ya it'll be stupid. Hopefully, it's funny. So, who won? Aqua? Terra? Or Master Eraqus?

-miano53